Coworker has a container in his hand. I walk by and he says "oh here, piss test for you to see if you're on steroids" I call in sick (legitimately) and upon my return...."you need to stop the roids and you wont get sick" How do you all deal with this in a professional manner? Just ignore it? I took one guy aside and curtly told him to shut the fuck up in the nicest way possible. I wear baggy shirts, don't boast, don't talk about what I do outside of work aside from sports and women. Getting sick of it. Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell so they look forward to the trip.