Ok...desperation setting in. Short story; I have ~27” legs and a ~30” waist. The issue is all pants and non-athletic shorts, but my current predicament is bathing suits for vacation. Does anyone have experience with fight or WOD shorts as far as leg opening/looseness above the knee? Board shorts are nowhere near wide enough, athletic shorts stay wet all day, even those stupid ass chubbies won’t fit. Open to all other suggestions.