Lets tell Ethiopian jokes.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kayz, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. #1
    Kayz

    Kayz Junior Member

    I'll start.

    What do you call an Ethiopian with a dime on his head?


    A nail.



    How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?



    None...they keep slipping down the drain.
     
  2. #2
    bigcountry76

    bigcountry76 Junior Member

    !


    What Is 3:3:4?
    => The Measurements Of Miss Etheopia

    What Does An Etheopian Do With A Bag
    Of Rice? => Open A Restaurant

    What Do You Call An Etheopian With A
    Dog? => A Vegetarian

    What Do You Call An Etheopian With
    Two Dogs? => A Rancher

    What Do You Call An Etheopian With
    Three Dogs? => A Caterer

    How Many Etheopians Can You Fit In A
    Phone Booth? => All Of Them

    How Many Etheopians Can You Fit In A Shower?

    => None, They All Slip Down The Drain

    Didja Hear About The Etheopian Who
    Was At The Zoo And Fell Into The Alligator Pit?

    => He Ate Three Of Them Before The Zoo Officials
    Could Pull Him Out
     
  3. #3
    Kayz

    Kayz Junior Member

    How can you tell if an Ethiopian is pregnant?



    Tell her to walk in front of a bright light.
     
  4. #4
    thick

    thick Junior Member

    damn too funny. Havent seen most of these or at least dont recall them
     
  5. #5
    Kayz

    Kayz Junior Member

    What do you call 50 Ethiopians standing side by side?



    a barcode.


    What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian woman?


    You know she'll swallow.


    What does an Ethiopian use for a hool-a-hoop?


    A cheerio.


    What do Ethiopians use for leg braces?


    straws.



    What is the only positive thing about Ethiopians?


    H.I.V.
     
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    asapnutrition1

    asapnutrition1 Junior Member

  7. #7
    thick

    thick Junior Member

    keep em coming. I am going to steal them for mu if u dont post them there soon lol
     
  8. #8
    aragorn1500

    aragorn1500 Member

    These are so wrong, that's what makes them so great.

    [:eek:)]
     
  9. #9
    jsupstarz

    jsupstarz Junior Member

    I AM ETHIOPIAN![}:)] [}:)] ................................ JUST KIDDING[:eek:)]
     
  10. #10
    Kayz

    Kayz Junior Member

    What do you call and Ethiopian that weighs 45 pounds?





    Fat.
     
  11. #11
    Kayz

    Kayz Junior Member

    What do Ethiopians do at night?



    They starve.



    What is 4:3:4?


    The measurements of Miss Ethiopia.



    What's the best way to kill 100 flies in Ethiopia?



    Hit an ethiopian in the face with a shovel.
     
  12. #12
    Kayz

    Kayz Junior Member

    What do you call an Ethiopian with feather sticking out of his ass?


    A dart.:D
     
  13. #13
    thick

    thick Junior Member

    lmao this takes the cake
     
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    bobygreen

    bobygreen Junior Member

    what is the fastest animal in the world?

    An ethiopian chicken
     
  15. #15
    KBD

    KBD Active Member

    What do you call a fag on a wheelchair?

    RollAIDS [:eek:)]
     
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    IronCore

    IronCore Active Member

    you mean Jeton in a Wheel chair...
     
  17. #17
    IronCore

    IronCore Active Member

    Whats the difference in a Jew and a freezer pizza?


    Pizza's dont scream when you put them in an oven...
     
  18. #18
    Get Some

    Get Some Active Member

    Ok, on that Jew note....

    How many Jews can you fit in your car?

    4 or 5.....and a couple million in the ashtray
     
  19. #19
    IronCore

    IronCore Active Member

    These two black guys walk into a bar and the bar tender says... "We don't server your kind here..."

    One looks at the other and says... "How did he know we where Jewish?"
     
  20. #20
    Get Some

    Get Some Active Member

    What do you call 2 black guys at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.
     

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