If you are white and you are rich and famous... be careful! There may be nothing left to accomplish in life except the crown jewel of suicide! Beyond the rampant white on one's own white self crime epidemic we have been seeing since the beginning of time (whites looooove to kill themselves- apparently when there is less struggle life is less precious) and aside from all the mass shootings by whites... there is clearly an epidemic breaking out among rich and famous whites. Traditionally they would mask their inability to deal with life in a heroin overdose, but lately this obvious suicide cry for help needs to be heeded! Kate spade, Anthony bourdain, Robin Williams, Chris cornell- the losses are stacking up! If you happen to be close to an affluent, famous white who seems to be morose (more so than usual- we know rich whites like to complain almost as much as poor whites about the difficulty of life) please ask them to go back to heroin overdoses. We don't mind them punching out but they fuck up their family in this selfish need for everyone to know how hard it was to be them, and it is just generally irritating to see people feel bad for some whiny fuck who couldn't take a dose of a life 10 times easier than anyone else on the planet. Do the right thing and make it look like an accident. Thanks.