Where to keep gear hidden for a "clean house"?

Discussion in 'Steroid Legal Forum' started by master.on, Apr 5, 2016.

  1. master.on

    master.on Member

    In case of a search warrant.

    Just for information purposes only.
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  2. Thenewera

    Thenewera Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    Under carpet safe. Wall safe behind picture.
  3. Big_paul

    Big_paul Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    I once took all my gear up in the mountains and stashed it in some bushes and punched in the coordinates into my gps. Or you can bury them in your backyard.
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  4. Sector51

    Sector51 Member

    In the hollow of a tree
  5. brutus79

    brutus79 Member

    Prison wallet. Lube well.

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  6. Wunderpus

    Wunderpus Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    Is it safe to take your gear out of my prison wallet, yet? I don't think the cops are gonna show up, and I'm beginning to feel betrayed and used.

  7. Gramps

    Gramps Member

    I've always been a fan of hollowing out the top of a bedroom/closet/entry door. No one looks there, until they see me posting it here online. fuck...
  8. Skull

    Skull Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    In somebody elses house bahahhah
  9. tenpoundsleft

    tenpoundsleft Member

    Removable kick panel under cabinets is fairly discoveryproof. Or build a hollow extension to cabinets, on the side or on top, nobody suspects that. I've done one of the above.

    BTW, funny how this is like the "priest holes" and other hiding places used during the Dark Ages. Someone is always persecuted over nothing.
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  10. ebkallday

    ebkallday Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    They cannot search anywhere not listed in the search warrant. Likely they would include your entire house and maybe a shed or garage. If you could keep it in a place not easily seen from the outskirts of your property, you likely would be okay. I know a dude who has a few old cars in his back yard. He sells a little sticky on the side and keeps it in the trunk of one of them. He had a search warrant served on him at his house. The pigs didn't have a dog with them and they didn't find Shit. The cars weren't listed in the warrant and he got lucky...... Got lucky!
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  11. master.on

    master.on Member

    As ebkallday said cops can't search your "wallet" if not listed.
    Hey at least the wallet warm temp keeps gear from crashing.

    As funny as it may sound this may be the best place by far even for an UGL.
    Plenty of unsold homes on my street.

    Aren't cops already aware of these places?
    Well thinking twice it may work well for roids as dogs aren't trained to sniff them and what cop is goind to fully disassemble an expensive cabinet and risk a lawsuit?
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  12. Gramps

    Gramps Member

    A good trick for the dogs: whatever your pleasure, smear samples all over the place. You know you have it - LE knows you have it or they wouldn't be up in your shit - so make the dogs hit EVERYwhere. Front door, kitchen cabinet, bathroom door, tv, be creative and rub samples on all kinds of junk! If the dogs spend all their time hitting on stupid shit your stash could stay hidden if done right. Hell, do this even if your stash is off site. You can't be arrested for a dog's hit without the evidence to back it up so have fun with it!
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  13. master.on

    master.on Member

    This only applies to those selling rec drugs
    Dogs won't give a shit about roids as they weren't trained to smell them.
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  14. Gramps

    Gramps Member

    I do believe I mentioned dogs in my post - it's up to the end user to figure out if they'll be raided with them or not.
  15. tenpoundsleft

    tenpoundsleft Member

    Ours being an Asian household, plenty of sesame and other oils and weird smells too. No rec drugs here, just AAS, red wine, and some single malt.
  16. master.on

    master.on Member

    They bring dogs as most dealing one "mild" banned substance (i.e. xanax) will also sell hard rec drugs.
    Money is money to them. BTW dogs are trained to smell lots of money
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  17. Gramps

    Gramps Member

    Nearly all money has coke traces so maybe that's what they're trained for?
  18. Burrr

    Burrr Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    I saw that they used dogs to bust Jared from subway, they have them trained to sniff out digital storage devices and shit. Found fat boy's sandisk of kiddy porn stashed somewhere in the house,
  19. Gramps

    Gramps Member

    Those were cum sniffing dogs. That sick fuck left trails on everything he touched so no real feat there.
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  20. Sampei

    Sampei Member AnabolicLab.com Supporter

    In another person house :) Best way to hide it :)
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