Articles by Cinco de Mayo

While business was booming for our little organization, things started to heat up quite a bit at the end of 1998. Some of our competitors were getting busted and there was more than casual speculation that we were somehow “setting them up” so we could muscle in on their turf. Now obviously, this was completely […]

1998 was one hell of a year for me. I went to Rehab for 28 days to “kick” some vexing recreational drug habits I had developed over the last few years. I spent quite a bit of time reflecting on my situation and the situation of my organization – writing and rewriting a philosophical treatise […]

It wasn’t until early 1994 that I truly came into my own as a steroid dealer. While I had been pimping gear for The Growler for over 20 months and making some nice coinage doing so, working under The Growler made me a little paranoid. He was sloppy, had a big mouth and left a […]

I was always one of those “tall and awkward” kids as a child. This situation became worse as I hit puberty as I shot up in linear height but did not pack on much in the way of bodyweight. By the time I graduated from high school in 1992, I was a 6’3″, 150 pound […]

The controlled delivery that feds set up to take me down was anything but “controlled”. It also was not thought out very well, it was executed in rank amateur style and it presented opportunities for people to be seriously hurt or killed. Let me introduce myself: I go by the name “Cinco de Mayo” and […]