wife caught me injecting!!!!

It's good for the 1 out of 2 marriages that go South for some other reason that you tell her you take B-12 injections and that's what she walked in on.
Trust that if shit goes bad at some point for any reason you losing your temper and changing will be 100% because you are injecting illegal schedule 3 anabolic steroids and she doesn't want to wind up being a statistic with her head separated from her body. Trust me on this one.
 
Just be honest bro. Or she might think you a heroine junkie
But if she not a kool person. Then big Ben is on the money.
 
LOL, But that sounds like TREN to me. Never done it though...

My biggest fear is that all this bodyfat I am carrying and she's gonna walk in and find me tweaking my nips again...

It's good for the 1 out of 2 marriages that go South for some other reason that you tell her you take B-12 injections and that's what she walked in on.
Trust that if shit goes bad at some point for any reason you losing your temper and changing will be 100% because you are injecting illegal schedule 3 anabolic steroids and she doesn't want to wind up being a statistic with her head separated from her body. Trust me on this one.
 
On further thought. I think it is probably unfair to drop the old Domestic Violence bomb on poor old steroids again. Alcohol maybe. Estrogen YES> But WAIT// ESTROGEN IS A "STEROID"/ Shit !!! Full circle again...

I was talking with my atty one day. The sun was shining. I says, "am I gonna be OK on this deal?". He said, "I haven't seen the pictures, you didn't try to kill her did ya?".. I was like "SAY WHAT?!?!?!". So he says, "you said she just had bruises right?" I said "yep".. He says, "look, there are ten bazillion divorces every day and all summa long. They all end up the same. This charge is just a step in a dance which has been playing to a song for centuries - BUT NOT THE BAD SONG".... I SAID - "SHIZZLEFEFFER!!!!"...

:p

It's good for the 1 out of 2 marriages that go South for some other reason that you tell her you take B-12 injections and that's what she walked in on.
Trust that if shit goes bad at some point for any reason you losing your temper and changing will be 100% because you are injecting illegal schedule 3 anabolic steroids and she doesn't want to wind up being a statistic with her head separated from her body. Trust me on this one.
 
BAD CALL.. First thing you got to understand is that in today's world women are the biggest fucking children they have ever been afforded the luxury to be. Second, a child don't want to know NOTHING about reason, ration, as tools for REALITY. Third, Children like FREEBIES, toys, and presents. FOURTH, If you want to make her happy and forget, just go out and get her a "DEFCON 3 Grade Gift"....

Now if you want to play it the BBC3 way. You will go out and buy her a shiny new pink bicycle with the lowered pussy bar for lady like step-over, and plant a vibrator in the seat which goes off automatically in exactly 60 seconds after she sits down and starts pedaling. If you get lucky, she will ridge her ass into a BUSS....

LOL:D

nothing to hide just educate her. When I told my gf she said I kinda figured & she loves the libido spike. 3 years later its just 2nd nature to her & if I gotta pin 2ml I'll let her do it its so much easier
 
Lie to everyone else about aas usage... fine and understandable. Lie to your wife about anything, asking for trouble and divorce.
Your wife is your partner bro, im sure she'll understand
 
I will not even dignify that... Oh so young padawan learner. Oh so young.

I am envisioning a Gimp Ball in your mouth and a "Partner" with a WHIP..

Not that this is always a bad thing... LOL

YOUR WIFE IS A LOT OF THINGS THIS I GUARANTEE. And the last fucking one of them is YOUR FRIEND...!

Lie to everyone else about aas usage... fine and understandable. Lie to your wife about anything, asking for trouble and divorce.
Your wife is your partner bro, im sure she'll understand
 
I will not even dignify that... Oh so young padawan learner. Oh so young.
Haha im not that young im in my 30s. I used to lie to women all the time and all it got me was arguments and breakups. When you are straight up with your lady, even if she disagrees with it, there is a much higher chance that it won't cause as much friction in your relationship.

Women tend to be attracted to men who are confident and live life without regrets. The sooner people realize that the better; your relationship will benefit greatly. Dishonesty is the immature thing to do, you're a grown man, act like it.
 
Duder/ You are so lost and being played so well you think you got it figured out cause you think you are a "MAN".. L..... O...... L..... Firstly CHRONOLGICAL AGE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT...!

You are just still dumb enough to leave your play book open. Which means SHE IS RUNNING GAME ALL OVER YOU.!! PERIOD...

Women are attracted to CONTROLLING MEN. They do this by suckering innocent guys like you. They are way advanced in ways trust me on this. You are the one being played. So look around now and try to SEE what it is she NEEDS from you. NOW YOU HAVE YOUR REAL VALUE.

FYI, ONLY CHILDREN CANT KEEP SECRETS... You never LIED TO WOMEN IF YOU GOT CAUGHT. IF you got caught it WAS CAUSE YOU WANTED TO. You are a CHILD>

This is nothing to be ashamed of. We all are once. FYI. MEN ARE NOT ADULTS TILL AT LEAST FORTY...! If not 50 for most..!

Haha im not that young im in my 30s. I used to lie to women all the time and all it got me was arguments and breakups. When you are straight up with your lady, even if she disagrees with it, there is a much higher chance that it won't cause as much friction in your relationship.

Women tend to be attracted to men who are confident and live life without regrets. The sooner people realize that the better; your relationship will benefit greatly. Dishonesty is the immature thing to do, you're a grown man, act like it.
 
Duder/ You are so lost and being played so well you think you got it figured out cause you think you are a "MAN".. L..... O...... L..... Firstly CHRONOLGICAL AGE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT...!

You are just still dumb enough to leave your play book open. Which means SHE IS RUNNING GAME ALL OVER YOU.!! PERIOD...

Women are attracted to CONTROLLING MEN. They do this by suckering innocent guys like you. They are way advanced in ways trust me on this. You are the one being played. So look around now and try to SEE what it is she NEEDS from you. NOW YOU HAVE YOUR REAL VALUE.

FYI, ONLY CHILDREN CANT KEEP SECRETS... You never LIED TO WOMEN IF YOU GOT CAUGHT. IF you got caught it WAS CAUSE YOU WANTED TO. You are a CHILD>

This is nothing to be ashamed of. We all are once. FYI. MEN ARE NOT ADULTS TILL AT LEAST FORTY...! If not 50 for most..!
BBC...You know as well as I, depending on your definition of adult, that sometimes you never will be. :)
 
Correct you are...!

Just the same as that even when we becomst an adult in CERTAIN SITUATIONS, there remain OTHER Situations which we are not.

Women just so happens to be the ONE CRITERIA which NO MAN is an adult UNTIL HIS DICK NO LONGER WORKS + His drive for the PUSS is GONE. Two pronged poker which BOTH MUST FIRST BE COMPLETED.

God - he's a funny joker....

BBC...You know as well as I, depending on your definition of adult, that sometimes you never will be. :)
 
Correct you are...!

Just the same as that even when we becomst an adult in CERTAIN SITUATIONS, there remain OTHER Situations which we are not.

Women just so happens to be the ONE CRITERIA which NO MAN is an adult UNTIL HIS DICK NO LONGER WORKS + His drive for the PUSS is GONE. Two pronged poker which BOTH MUST FIRST BE COMPLETED.

God - he's a funny joker....
There has been a lot of well meaning advice from a lot of well meaning members. But I think we have to remember that we only have ourselves as sounding boards. One thing you can always be sure of is you can't get caught in a lie if you don't tell one. Being dishonest in a good relationship will cause a fracture that will never really heal. Being caught in a lie in an already rocky relationship will only make it worse.
 
Haha im not that young im in my 30s. I used to lie to women all the time and all it got me was arguments and breakups. When you are straight up with your lady, even if she disagrees with it, there is a much higher chance that it won't cause as much friction in your relationship.

Women tend to be attracted to men who are confident and live life without regrets. The sooner people realize that the better; your relationship will benefit greatly. Dishonesty is the immature thing to do, you're a grown man, act like it.
I have to agree. If I have a lady who doesn't agree with my use of aas, I don't want her around.

I got caught years ago. Bad scene.
 
I have to agree. If I have a lady who doesn't agree with my use of aas, I don't want her around.

yea, i agree. i wouldnt tell em the first time u bang em, but after a few solid weeks/months of laying pipe, leak it out. if you did what you should have she should like u enough to not give a shit, if not then u saved yourself a lot of wasted time with a chick who ISNT down with your lifestyle
 
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