Lobster Hgh - Janoshik Laboratory Analysis Results

[TheLobster]

LOBSTER TIRZEPATIDE 10MG

05.05.2025

 https://janoshik.com/tests/62796-THE_LOBSTER_TIRZEPATIDE_BYK7KW3G7246

 

[TheLobster]

LOBSTER RETATRUTIDE 10MG

05.05.2025

 https://janoshik.com/tests/62797-THE_LOBSTER_RETATRUTIDE_33LTJJFWTPXM

 

[TheLobster]

LOBSTER IGF-LR3

05.05.2025

 https://janoshik.com/tests/62795-THE_LOBSTER_IGF_BQYCGH235F5S

 

[TheLobster]

RETATRUTIDE 12.06.2025

 https://janoshik.com/tests/67204-RETATRUTIDE_7PHK5E52IWBD

TIRZEPATIDE 12.06.2025

 https://janoshik.com/tests/67206-TIRZEPATIDE_YPU28ZPTPV17

 

[Ghostman342]

RETATRUTIDE 12.06.2025

 https://janoshik.com/tests/67204-RETATRUTIDE_7PHK5E52IWBD

TIRZEPATIDE 12.06.2025

 https://janoshik.com/tests/67206-TIRZEPATIDE_YPU28ZPTPV17

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[Sampei]

Where can i contact you?

@THELOBSTERHGH
Telegram

 

[Sampei]

Janoshik Analytical

 

[TallandSmall]

Lobster International 110iu kit. I'm disappointed since I'm used to seeing better results from Lobster on both purity and dimer. Order near the end of May. Current vendor COA on the website is from February and shows 97.5%. Janoshik Analytical

 

[DinoBB76]

Lobster International 110iu kit. A bit disappointed since I'm used to seeing better results from Lobster on both purity and dimer. Order near the end of May. Current vendor COA on the website is from February and shows 97.5%. Janoshik Analytical

having a GH that reflects the right dose 10-11 units but a purity not at its best what does it mean?

less absorption or a product that contains "dirt"?

 

[Rbvasques]

Lobster International 110iu kit. I'm disappointed since I'm used to seeing better results from Lobster on both purity and dimer. Order near the end of May. Current vendor COA on the website is from February and shows 97.5%. Janoshik Analytical

Was that from any particular domestic location? Or from international?

 

[Stubb]

Lobster International 110iu kit. I'm disappointed since I'm used to seeing better results from Lobster on both purity and dimer. Order near the end of May. Current vendor COA on the website is from February and shows 97.5%. Janoshik Analytical

That does not mirror the analysis he's currently got up for that batch at all. Shame as it would be around the same time I ordered too. Although I will say I have had very little (if any) water retention and zero CT symptoms having titrated up to 4iu. Could have degraded in transit of course.

 

[Ghoul]

That does not mirror the analysis he's currently got up for that batch at all. Shame as it would be around the same time I ordered too. Although I will say I have had very little (if any) water retention and zero CT symptoms having titrated up to 4iu. Could have degraded in transit of course.

How do impurities and dimer relate to water retention and carpal tunnel symptoms?

Aren't those side effects caused by growth hormone doing what it's supposed to when there's a high level and/or individual sensitivity to it?

 

[TallandSmall]

Was that from any particular domestic location? Or from international?

Lobster international from Turkey if I understand his product lines correctly.

 

[TallandSmall]

Could have degraded in transit of course.

Possible. Shipping was very fast. Shipping to Jano was very fast. I’m assuming it’s the same batch as from February. I have no idea what the weather has been like in Turkey since then. Perhaps I should have shopped for a fresher COA.

 

[Enjoythements]

Possible. Shipping was very fast. Shipping to Jano was very fast. I’m assuming it’s the same batch as from February. I have no idea what the weather has been like in Turkey since then. Perhaps I should have shopped for a fresher COA.

Do your vials have a strong vacuum or any vacuum at all?

 

[TallandSmall]

Do your vials have a strong vacuum or any vacuum at all?

I will have to check later, but will definitely update. I was waiting for results before reconstituting. I was aware of the prior issue that had been reported.

 

[Stubb]

How do impurities and dimer relate to water retention and carpal tunnel symptoms?

I didnt claim there was, but i have heard people say that side effect vary from supplier to supplier.

Aren't those side effects caused by growth hormone doing what it's supposed to when there's a high level and/or individual sensitivity to it?

I don't know but I assume thats a rhetorical question and you know the answer though.

Do your vials have a strong vacuum or any vacuum at all?

All of mine so far have, 15 vials ish so far.

 

[MyNameIsJeff]

Lobster International 110iu kit. I'm disappointed since I'm used to seeing better results from Lobster on both purity and dimer. Order near the end of May. Current vendor COA on the website is from February and shows 97.5%. Janoshik Analytical

Likely temperature related. Gotta stock up during winter months to avoid this.

 

[Photon]

Likely temperature related. Gotta stock up during winter months to avoid this.

That would mean that the Chinese vendors will have very badly degraded hgh since they have way worse slower shipping lines -- doesn't seem to be true.

 

[newguy2]

Likely temperature related. Gotta stock up during winter months to avoid this.

Pretty sure Janoshik on his youtube interview refuted this.