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So you're saying don't hate the player, hate the game?

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I genuinely take back everything I said about the minimal PIP. I have a big red swollen knot in my ass now the size of a gold ball. Hurts like fuck.

I've never used cyp at a concentration that high before. I think my ass can only tolerate cyp200. This 400 is rough.

72 hours later and my ass just keeps getting more swollen.

Has this happened to anyone else?

Edit: the swelling is no longer a uniform lump it's like stretching out in a line and migrating to my hip. Am I cooked?
 
I genuinely take back everything I said about the minimal PIP. I have a big red swollen knot in my ass now the size of a gold ball. Hurts like fuck.

I've never used cyp at a concentration that high before. I think my ass can only tolerate cyp200. This 400 is rough.

72 hours later and my ass just keeps getting more swollen.

Has this happened to anyone else?
LOL have you ever read any ones reports from high strength gear? Casting no shade my man been there done that...
 
I genuinely take back everything I said about the minimal PIP. I have a big red swollen knot in my ass now the size of a gold ball. Hurts like fuck.

I've never used cyp at a concentration that high before. I think my ass can only tolerate cyp200. This 400 is rough.

72 hours later and my ass just keeps getting more swollen.

Has this happened to anyone else?

Edit: the swelling is no longer a uniform lump it's like stretching out in a line and migrating to my hip. Am I cooked?
Highest I can go is cyp300

Sit on a heating pad when you're at home, and walk it off puzzy!
 
I genuinely take back everything I said about the minimal PIP. I have a big red swollen knot in my ass now the size of a gold ball. Hurts like fuck.

I've never used cyp at a concentration that high before. I think my ass can only tolerate cyp200. This 400 is rough.

72 hours later and my ass just keeps getting more swollen.

Has this happened to anyone else?

Edit: the swelling is no longer a uniform lump it's like stretching out in a line and migrating to my hip. Am I cooked?
Appreciate the honest update, brother. Sorry to hear you’re dealing with that kind of PIP. Shit ain’t fun…

Everyone reacts differently, especially when jumping to higher concentrations. That Cyp 400 is a pretty dense brew, and for some, especially if it’s a virgin muscle or if the injection technique isn’t dialed in (needle size, depth, injection speed, etc.), it can definitely hit harder.

That said, we’ve had a lot of positive feedback on the 400mg/ml Cyp, but we get that it’s not for everyone. No shame in dropping down to the 200 if your body prefers it. Comfort > Concentration all day.

If anyone else has had a similar experience or found tips to make it smoother please feel free to chime in
 
Appreciate the honest update, brother. Sorry to hear you’re dealing with that kind of PIP. Shit ain’t fun…

Everyone reacts differently, especially when jumping to higher concentrations. That Cyp 400 is a pretty dense brew, and for some, especially if it’s a virgin muscle or if the injection technique isn’t dialed in (needle size, depth, injection speed, etc.), it can definitely hit harder.

That said, we’ve had a lot of positive feedback on the 400mg/ml Cyp, but we get that it’s not for everyone. No shame in dropping down to the 200 if your body prefers it. Comfort > Concentration all day.

If anyone else has had a similar experience or found tips to make it smoother please feel free to chime in
Only thing I found helpful (not your cyp 400) was cutting it with other gear, sterile oil, or doing no more then .5ml at a time until the muscle can handle it or I move on.
 
Appreciate the honest update, brother. Sorry to hear you’re dealing with that kind of PIP. Shit ain’t fun…

Everyone reacts differently, especially when jumping to higher concentrations. That Cyp 400 is a pretty dense brew, and for some, especially if it’s a virgin muscle or if the injection technique isn’t dialed in (needle size, depth, injection speed, etc.), it can definitely hit harder.

That said, we’ve had a lot of positive feedback on the 400mg/ml Cyp, but we get that it’s not for everyone. No shame in dropping down to the 200 if your body prefers it. Comfort > Concentration all day.

If anyone else has had a similar experience or found tips to make it smoother please feel free to chime in
Yeah I gotchya. In no way, shape or form blaming your gear. Just first time using the big boy stuff - should have stuck with what I'm use to. Luckily I ordered both 200 and 400 from you. Will report back after using the 200. This 400 is going on the shelf for now lol.
 

Unleashed the Beast: My Banana Box Bulk (Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, Tbol)



Alright, fellow iron warriors, gather 'round, because I've got a story for you. Three weeks in on the Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, and Tbol cocktail, and I'm not just up 16 lbs... I think I'm evolving.

This cycle didn't come from some sterile lab or a discreet package. Nah, this arrived with a thump on my doorstep, delivered by a gorilla. Not a metaphor, folks. A literal, chest-beating, silverback gorilla. He grunted something that sounded suspiciously like "Gains... or else," handed me a banana box, and then gracefully swung off into the sunset. I'm pretty sure he left a single, perfectly ripe banana as a tip.

Inside that banana box? Pure, unadulterated jungle juice. And let me tell you, it's working. My traps are trying to eat my ears, my lats are threatening to rip my shirts, and I'm pretty sure my morning coffee now requires a spotter. I've started instinctively beating my chest before heavy lifts, and I'm eyeing the neighbor's prize-winning rose bushes with a strange, primal urge to... uproot them.

My strength is through the roof. I accidentally bent a cast iron pan trying to flip pancakes this morning. My wife now refers to me exclusively as "Tarzan," and our dog barks at me with a newfound respect, or maybe fear.

If you're looking to go full primate, to tap into that ancient, unbridled strength, and you don't mind your supplements arriving via a large, hairy delivery service, then this stack is for you. Just make sure you've got enough bananas. And maybe a bigger doorframe.

Rating: 5/5 Bananas (would get delivered by a gorilla again)
Bro posted from the wrong account smh my head
 
C'mon bro that review was GOAT'ed. FlexAF been a real one from the jump! Definitely sending him Primal hoodies ASAP.
Lacked soul imo. In a booming gig economy with no shortage of DoorDash drivers who took a creative writing class at UCLA once, there’s no excuse to be telling chatgpt to write pro-steroid Kamala Harris speeches
 
I genuinely take back everything I said about the minimal PIP. I have a big red swollen knot in my ass now the size of a gold ball. Hurts like fuck.

I've never used cyp at a concentration that high before. I think my ass can only tolerate cyp200. This 400 is rough.

72 hours later and my ass just keeps getting more swollen.

Has this happened to anyone else?

Edit: the swelling is no longer a uniform lump it's like stretching out in a line and migrating to my hip. Am I cooked?
Dude this post just saved me. I've had that shit in my cart for 2 days with the plan on mixing with other oils I'm injecting for a lower volume single pin. Been going through the last week of posts on here making sure I didn't miss any updates from you. No shit about to click that order button and saw this. I'll keep running the 250. Thanks for the update man!
 
Lacked soul imo. In a booming gig economy with no shortage of DoorDash drivers who took a creative writing class at UCLA once, there’s no excuse to be telling chatgpt to write pro-steroid Kamala Harris speeches

And if we're getting the red pen out...

Bananas come in crates, not boxes.

Why would the delivery driver leave a tip? Is this some kind of Yakov Smirnoff thing? "In Soviet Jungle, delivery driver tip YOU".

What does that "morning coffee...requires a spotter" even mean? Now you're too *weak* to safely drink coffee unaided?

Are gorillas infamous for their hatred of rosebushes, or shrubberies in general?

Why would you need to make sure you have enough bananas if the driver is tipping you?

Most importantly, what's the logic behind that cycle of Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, and Tbol?

@Primal_Pharma this drivel is frankly a black eye for your company, and as your marketing consultant, I advise you to appease your disgruntled customers with another sale as soon as possible.
 
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