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[Tdeck81]

That story was hilarious and does not surprise me at all tbh.

First responders and law enforcement have some of the funniest stories but unfortunately some of the most heart breaking.

 

[Civdiv]

Maybe we’re all just a little hangry. How about a slice of hickory farms honey ham?

Cooked Monica Lewinsky style



Side note, I downloaded that gif 8 years ago and this it the first chance I've got to use it in context.

 

[Dial It In]

First responders and law enforcement have some of the funniest stories but unfortunately some of the most heart breaking.

Was walking back from a bar in Germany one day with a few folks and we got to a traffic circle on base and one of our party proceeded to pass out in the middle (safe area). So we stripped him naked while another proceeded to go grab a sharpie and we wrote exit only on his ass and left him. We did call his team leader and treat it like a hostage situation.

 

[BigDadd7]

Was walking back from a bar in Germany one day with a few folks and we got to a traffic circle on base and one of our party proceeded to pass out in the middle (safe area). So we stripped him naked while another proceeded to go grab a sharpie and we wrote exit only on his ass and left him. We did call his team leader and treat it like a hostage situation.

How come white people always do ghey shit when their friends get drunk?

 

[sionnach]

Cooked Monica Lewinsky style

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Side note, I downloaded that gif 8 years ago and this it the first chance I've got to use it in context.

I love that one. Definitely in the Top Ten Chan GIFs of All Time.

 

[Bandern]

My barber just told me for the 2nd time he doesn’t think slavery happened. Hope everyone else is having a good morning!

 

[Nixonnow99]

I believe it’s more of an instruction than a descriptor according to forum lore but that information may have been a figment derived from my feverish night terrors.

e.g. “You need to read a lot” vs “I have read a lot”

See, I read it as "read" and not "read". Where others might've read it as "read" instead of "read"

 

[sionnach]

My barber just told me for the 2nd time he doesn’t think slavery happened. Hope everyone else is having a good morning!

Sounds like a good candidate for a Tartaria mudflood convo, and I do need a haircut...

 

[BigDadd7]

See, I read it as "read" and not "read". Where others might've read it as "read" instead of "read"

That's actually quite fascinating

 

[Tdeck81]

Dude, wtf? I’m beginning to think you people moonlight for the Encyclopedia Brittanica. Or maybe you guys drank a lot of Snapple as children?

 

[AllbrandNew]

My barber just told me for the 2nd time he doesn’t think slavery happened. Hope everyone else is having a good morning!

He the kind of dude that offers to cut any style as long as it's 'high and tight'?

 

[sionnach]

See, I read it as "read" and not "read". Where others might've read it as "read" instead of "read"

Fun fact: As a thank you for rigging the market in their favor during his administration, Big Pharma lets him name all their new products.
*see: ipilimumab, bijuva, juluca, bertilimumab, and my personal favorite suggamadex

 

[BigDadd7]

My barber just told me for the 2nd time he doesn’t think slavery happened. Hope everyone else is having a good morning!

There used to be a thread here that would have been perfect for him

 

[Bandern]

He the kind of dude that offers to cut any style as long as it's 'high and tight'?

He’s a flamboyant black man, it’s a diverse clientele!! He gives me a mean Hitler youth cut tho

 

[manbat]

Dude, wtf? I’m beginning to think you people moonlight for the Encyclopedia Brittanica. Or maybe you guys drank a lot of Snapple as children?

I started with the Dyatlov Pass Incident and spiraled down from there. Most of the shit these dudes bring up is new to me though.

 

[Tdeck81]

He’s a flamboyant black man, it’s a diverse clientele!! He gives me a mean Hitler youth cut tho

So the fact that he greets you with a “good morning peckerwood” wasn’t a red flag?

 

[Bandern]

So the fact that he greets you with a “good morning peckerwood” wasn’t a red flag?

I told him that one hurts my feelings. I prefer Mayo Monkey and he respects that

 

[sionnach]

There used to be a thread here that would have been perfect for him

I actually kinda miss benf15 and bossetti. I need "Creatine is a conspiracy!" and "Protein powder is a scam!" back in my life. Plus their memes were like a Best Of /pol/ Humor: 2017 Edition. Really hit the nostalgia feels.

 

[AllbrandNew]

So the fact that he greets you with a “good morning peckerwood” wasn’t a red flag?

Strangely, the first thing that popped in my head after reading that was "4 fried chickens and a coke, and some dry white toast please..."

 

[manbat]

I actually kinda miss benf15 and bossetti. I need "Creatine is a conspiracy!" and "Protein powder is a scam!" back in my life. Plus their memes were like a Best Of /pol/ Humor: 2017 Edition. Really hit the nostalgia feels.

The latter has been reborn as “Protein powder is pure lead!” if it’s any consolation.

You’ll eat the lead and you’ll fucking like it.