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its ok,not better than big melons thoughRonin_ said:if only they made scratch and sniff monitors!
YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT GIRL ON THE TEN SPEED.LMAORonin_ said:if only they made scratch and sniff monitors!
Hogg said:Hogg> And how was your day?
Ms. Hogg> It was good, which ones do you want to barbecue?
Hogg>Say uh, we havent knocked it off in a while.
Ms. Hogg> Um hello? I shaved last week and showed you but you had the flu and didnt pay attention.....
Hogg> Oh, thats right, sorry, well, I didnt really know that you were horny.
Ms. Hogg> (drops omaha steaks on counter)(pause) Ummm, what more would I need to do to get the point across?
Hogg>Well, actually, you could go in the bathroom, take an enema, apply a healthy dose of crisco, and then shove your ass into my face while simultaneously telling me you know I want to fuck you in the ass....that would work.
Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately, how about I shove the big blue vibrator up your ass?
Hogg>Uh....damnit, I forgot to start the grill, can you get the rice going?
THE END
Ronin_ said:Because even Hogg likes ass....
http://ass.delightduel.com/pics/
joe shmoe said:Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately
now THATS fuckin' funny. "your little friends"...as if we were all in 5th grade. funny.
have a nice day
Chip Bronson said:dudes, LMFAO!!! this is what i get from the wifey too.... shit!!!![]()
but i get to tap that ass.....![]()
Hogg said:Hogg> And how was your day?
Ms. Hogg> It was good, which ones do you want to barbecue?
Hogg>Say uh, we havent knocked it off in a while.
Ms. Hogg> Um hello? I shaved last week and showed you but you had the flu and didnt pay attention.....
Hogg> Oh, thats right, sorry, well, I didnt really know that you were horny.
Ms. Hogg> (drops omaha steaks on counter)(pause) Ummm, what more would I need to do to get the point across?
Hogg>Well, actually, you could go in the bathroom, take an enema, apply a healthy dose of crisco, and then shove your ass into my face while simultaneously telling me you know I want to fuck you in the ass....that would work.
Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately, how about I shove the big blue vibrator up your ass?
Hogg>Uh....damnit, I forgot to start the grill, can you get the rice going?
THE END
thick said:LMAO! Hogg, If you wouldve wrote this last week I wouldve tapped that chics ass just for you my friend. .
Ronin_ said:if only they made scratch and sniff monitors!
graybass said:Hogg, ass fuckin is why god invented BOOZE! I've only tapped my GF's like twice, but I gotta tell ya it was only because she was so fucked up, I could've stuck my whole head up there. Anything is possible with enough LUBE!
The next day, she said it was'nt so bad. ( are you kidding me, I had to remind her we did it LOL) Now that we've had Rump wrangling, butt pokin, ass slaping, pole riding, butt spankin, tell me you love it, IN THE ASS, who's your fucking daddy now bitch! butt sex, Um, I gotta say the fantasy was better than the deed. I don't know just my .02![]()
