Ass heaven!

Hogg> And how was your day?

Ms. Hogg> It was good, which ones do you want to barbecue?

Hogg>Say uh, we havent knocked it off in a while.

Ms. Hogg> Um hello? I shaved last week and showed you but you had the flu and didnt pay attention.....

Hogg> Oh, thats right, sorry, well, I didnt really know that you were horny.

Ms. Hogg> (drops omaha steaks on counter)(pause) Ummm, what more would I need to do to get the point across?

Hogg>Well, actually, you could go in the bathroom, take an enema, apply a healthy dose of crisco, and then shove your ass into my face while simultaneously telling me you know I want to fuck you in the ass....that would work.

Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately, how about I shove the big blue vibrator up your ass?

Hogg>Uh....damnit, I forgot to start the grill, can you get the rice going?

THE END
 
Hogg said:
Hogg> And how was your day?

Ms. Hogg> It was good, which ones do you want to barbecue?

Hogg>Say uh, we havent knocked it off in a while.

Ms. Hogg> Um hello? I shaved last week and showed you but you had the flu and didnt pay attention.....

Hogg> Oh, thats right, sorry, well, I didnt really know that you were horny.

Ms. Hogg> (drops omaha steaks on counter)(pause) Ummm, what more would I need to do to get the point across?

Hogg>Well, actually, you could go in the bathroom, take an enema, apply a healthy dose of crisco, and then shove your ass into my face while simultaneously telling me you know I want to fuck you in the ass....that would work.

Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately, how about I shove the big blue vibrator up your ass?

Hogg>Uh....damnit, I forgot to start the grill, can you get the rice going?

THE END

LOL, not offering it on the plate, makes em hotter eh?? You were a man in denial buddy!!
 
hogg...ever licked/kissed ms. hoggs ass? this could be a warm up to actual penetration with the hogg rod. maybe a slow, very slow PT(tm)?

have a nice day
 
Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately

now THATS fuckin' funny. "your little friends"...as if we were all in 5th grade. funny.

have a nice day
 
joe shmoe said:
Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately

now THATS fuckin' funny. "your little friends"...as if we were all in 5th grade. funny.

have a nice day


dudes, LMFAO!!! this is what i get from the wifey too.... shit!!! :D

but i get to tap that ass..... :cool:
 
Chip Bronson said:
dudes, LMFAO!!! this is what i get from the wifey too.... shit!!! :D

but i get to tap that ass..... :cool:

lol Isn't that the truth, I don't know why I ever told my GF about Meso. Funny dialog Hogg.
 
Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately, how about I shove the big blue vibrator up your ass?

Hogg>Uh....damnit, I forgot to start the grill, can you get the rice going?

THE END[/QUOTE]





LMFAO great post
 
LMAO! Hogg, If you wouldve wrote this last week I wouldve tapped that chics ass just for you my friend. IMO you arent missing much. It is more the challenge of getting them to do it to me. If that chic wouldnt have wanted it than I probably would have wanted to do it lmao.
Hogg said:
Hogg> And how was your day?

Ms. Hogg> It was good, which ones do you want to barbecue?

Hogg>Say uh, we havent knocked it off in a while.

Ms. Hogg> Um hello? I shaved last week and showed you but you had the flu and didnt pay attention.....

Hogg> Oh, thats right, sorry, well, I didnt really know that you were horny.

Ms. Hogg> (drops omaha steaks on counter)(pause) Ummm, what more would I need to do to get the point across?

Hogg>Well, actually, you could go in the bathroom, take an enema, apply a healthy dose of crisco, and then shove your ass into my face while simultaneously telling me you know I want to fuck you in the ass....that would work.

Ms. Hogg> (smack)....you have to stop talking to your little friends on that website. Every other word out of your mouth is anal this, anal that lately, how about I shove the big blue vibrator up your ass?

Hogg>Uh....damnit, I forgot to start the grill, can you get the rice going?

THE END
 
Ass munch

Hogg, ass fuckin is why god invented BOOZE! I've only tapped my GF's like twice, but I gotta tell ya it was only because she was so fucked up, I could've stuck my whole head up there. Anything is possible with enough LUBE!
The next day, she said it was'nt so bad. ( are you kidding me, I had to remind her we did it LOL) Now that we've had Rump wrangling, butt pokin, ass slaping, pole riding, butt spankin, tell me you love it, IN THE ASS, who's your fucking daddy now bitch! butt sex, Um, I gotta say the fantasy was better than the deed. I don't know just my .02 :cool:
 
graybass said:
Hogg, ass fuckin is why god invented BOOZE! I've only tapped my GF's like twice, but I gotta tell ya it was only because she was so fucked up, I could've stuck my whole head up there. Anything is possible with enough LUBE!
The next day, she said it was'nt so bad. ( are you kidding me, I had to remind her we did it LOL) Now that we've had Rump wrangling, butt pokin, ass slaping, pole riding, butt spankin, tell me you love it, IN THE ASS, who's your fucking daddy now bitch! butt sex, Um, I gotta say the fantasy was better than the deed. I don't know just my .02 :cool:

Well butt fucking, her ass feels tight the first couple of inches where the sphincter is, and after about 10 minutes the butt hole loosens up - when you can get a gape when you pull out - and at that point its only about as tight as the pussy. So physically it's not that much better, but you can't beat it for dirty depravity, apart from perhaps pulling out of her ass and hosing her down with your pee :D
 
Back
Top