dolfe1
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Subject: Beer vs. Pussy
Beer vs. PUSSY
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
The government taxes beer.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
24 beer come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, The Woman will definitely get mad.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night, and you have done all the driving you need.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are goint to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
With beer, bigger is better.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about the next beer you will have, your are an
alcoholic.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Peeling labels off beer is fun.
Pulling panties off pussy is more fun.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright
ADVANTAGE: DRAW
Good beer: Guinness, Big Daddy, Anything Kevin or Newt makes
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Beer vs. PUSSY
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
The government taxes beer.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
24 beer come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, The Woman will definitely get mad.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night, and you have done all the driving you need.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are goint to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
With beer, bigger is better.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about the next beer you will have, your are an
alcoholic.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
Peeling labels off beer is fun.
Pulling panties off pussy is more fun.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
ADVANTAGE: BEER
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright
ADVANTAGE: DRAW
Good beer: Guinness, Big Daddy, Anything Kevin or Newt makes
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
