beer vs. pussy

dolfe1

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Subject: Beer vs. Pussy


Beer vs. PUSSY

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

The government taxes beer.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

24 beer come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, The Woman will definitely get mad.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night, and you have done all the driving you need.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are goint to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

With beer, bigger is better.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about the next beer you will have, your are an
alcoholic.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Peeling labels off beer is fun.
Pulling panties off pussy is more fun.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright
ADVANTAGE: DRAW

Good beer: Guinness, Big Daddy, Anything Kevin or Newt makes
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.

ADVANTAGE: PUSSY
 
dolfe1 said:
Subject: Beer vs. Pussy


Beer vs. PUSSY

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

The government taxes beer.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

24 beer come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, The Woman will definitely get mad.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night, and you have done all the driving you need.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are goint to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

With beer, bigger is better.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about the next beer you will have, your are an
alcoholic.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Peeling labels off beer is fun.
Pulling panties off pussy is more fun.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
ADVANTAGE: DRAW

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
ADVANTAGE: BEER

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright
ADVANTAGE: DRAW

Good beer: Guinness, Big Daddy, Anything Kevin or Newt makes
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.

ADVANTAGE: PUSSY

Hey thick by the way I don't wanna hear any crazy arguments from you about the highlighted.
 
I think I like beer better. I always go out looking for pussy, but if I don't see any in 2hours, I end up hanging out with the beer 'til the point that "so, let's leave" is my best line.

BTW- I told you so.....:D
"Buy too much beer and you will get fat. "
 
I have to say pussy won. Beer can give you a headache or make you sick, Oh wait a minute, never mind I take it back ............11
 
Grizzly said:
I think I like beer better. I always go out looking for pussy, but if I don't see any in 2hours, I end up hanging out with the beer 'til the point that "so, let's leave" is my best line.

BTW- I told you so.....:D
"Buy too much beer and you will get fat. "

Damn it Grizzly the same goes for you too!
 
i love to make a pussy fart! you know...... while you are down there eatin it out, just blow in it real hard and then push down with your hand at the top and it makes a fart noise!..... its great!!!!

beer makes me throw up when i have enough
pussy makes my dick throw up when its had enough....

win, lose, or draw, its alllllllll goooooooood
 
hey FF, your kidding about blowing in a girls vagina, right ?
That's the worst thing....now if your talking blowing your wad in
there....well that's the best thing for it.
 
pgjy said:
hey FF, your kidding about blowing in a girls vagina, right ?
That's the worst thing....now if your talking blowing your wad in
there....well that's the best thing for it.



NOPE! I'm talking about leaning back, taking a huge deep breath and blowing in there!!!! and pressing down on top with my hand... to press the air out... and it makes a fart noise.... doesnt hurt them... kinda tickles them.... but hey,,,, what can ya do!??!?!
 
Fast Food said:
NOPE! I'm talking about leaning back, taking a huge deep breath and blowing in there!!!! and pressing down on top with my hand... to press the air out... and it makes a fart noise.... doesnt hurt them... kinda tickles them.... but hey,,,, what can ya do!??!?!

I think it's dangerous to do that, at least on pregnant women. You could cause an embolism.
 
Beer and pussy go hand and hand like a key and a lock. Once you have a couple beers you start looking for the pussy and once you had the pussy you start looking for a beer.
 
Shit grizz, i didnt figure you cared what time of the month it was. With your happy tongue. I am sure you have done it b4
Grizzly said:
When my girlfriend gets off her rag, I'll be sure to remember that. Sounds fun.
 
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