Better than the rest Labs (BTTRL) INTRO

[AntJB1017]

Whats up Meso members,

I am better than the rest labs. I am US domestic and way better than the rest. Turn around on all shipments is one year, meaning, you order and you will have your product in less than a year! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Also we brew everything in a sterile environment, we make sure to roll around in dog shit before brewing to make sure we are utmost sanitary. We are no bath tub brewing operation, we brew all of our gear in the White House under the Donald's supervision. I gurantee once you go better than the rest, you will never go back. Screw Bayer and Watson. Here is my list and shipping:

Intro Deal:
All Test Esthers: 10mL, $200 a vial
Test no esther: 10mL: $3.99
Tren: (Better than the rest brand, has an anabolic rating of 20,000!!!!!!) $500 one vial
Deca: $10 bc everyone needs deca dick.
Masteron in my Koopatrone (Better than the rest brand): So potent that you can't afford it so don't ask unless youre rich.
PCT: Our gear is so damn perfect you DONT NEED IT!!! AHHHH!!!
Orals: All of our orals are 10 cents a pill and our anavar is 200 times as much like every other lab for no fucking reason
HCG: Don't have it, who needs balls.

I will post a picture of the vials and a picture of my nuts so you know we are the real deal.

REMEMBER, HERE AT BETTER THAN THE REST LABS WE GURANTEE YOU WE ARE BETTER THAN THE REST. Our name was given to us by Watson and Bayer, because one line up the nostril of our Masteron in my Koopatrone, they knew we were BETTER THAN THE REST. ORDER TODAY @
IamNOTaCOP@gmail.com
NOTE: Shipping and handling is only 10 small payments of 20.99 for our fast 364 day shipping to your door! NOT EVEN A YEAR! WOW!!!!

 

[Northern Nutrition]

LOL

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

our anavar is 200 times as much like every other lab for no fucking reason

This part actually made me laugh^^

 

[PIZZABOY]

Where is mindless saying its not friday yet?

 

[Northern Nutrition]

This part actually made me laugh^^

The email cracked me up..lol. Actually when i first read the email i heard Leonardo DiCaprio's voice in my head (The Departed)

 

[weighted chinup]

The last time someone did this as a joke, his inbox was getting hit up with guys thinking it was a real lab, despite not a single part of the 'intro' being serious.

RIP in peace OP's inbox.

 

[Eman]

The last time someone did this as a joke, his inbox was getting hit up with guys thinking it was a real lab, despite not a single part of the 'intro' being serious.

RIP in peace OP's inbox.

Say what you want about Maximus Labz but his tren with the cigarette butt in it was fire.

Really, it burned like fire coming out of the pin.

 

[Schwasty]

@jaymaximus this guy is trying to give your lab some competition

 

[Leonard Washington]

Hey asshole look at what your tren did to me...after 5 weeks my bench and squat went up 10 fold my god I'm loving the results. It makes up for my infection but I should have picked the ants out the vial when the pack landed. I started hcg already so kinda late for antibiotics. I know his shit is legit I'm sweating like crazy morning sickness and red spots on my neck and face. Nolva is GtG since the roaches were dead when I opened the pack.

 

[retpsd]

Whats up Meso members,

I am better than the rest labs. I am US domestic and way better than the rest. Turn around on all shipments is one year, meaning, you order and you will have your product in less than a year! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Also we brew everything in a sterile environment, we make sure to roll around in dog shit before brewing to make sure we are utmost sanitary. We are no bath tub brewing operation, we brew all of our gear in the White House under the Donald's supervision. I gurantee once you go better than the rest, you will never go back. Screw Bayer and Watson. Here is my list and shipping:

Intro Deal:
All Test Esthers: 10mL, $200 a vial
Test no esther: 10mL: $3.99
Tren: (Better than the rest brand, has an anabolic rating of 20,000!!!!!!) $500 one vial
Deca: $10 bc everyone needs deca dick.
Masteron in my Koopatrone (Better than the rest brand): So potent that you can't afford it so don't ask unless youre rich.
PCT: Our gear is so damn perfect you DONT NEED IT!!! AHHHH!!!
Orals: All of our orals are 10 cents a pill and our anavar is 200 times as much like every other lab for no fucking reason
HCG: Don't have it, who needs balls.

I will post a picture of the vials and a picture of my nuts so you know we are the real deal.

REMEMBER, HERE AT BETTER THAN THE REST LABS WE GURANTEE YOU WE ARE BETTER THAN THE REST. Our name was given to us by Watson and Bayer, because one line up the nostril of our Masteron in my Koopatrone, they knew we were BETTER THAN THE REST. ORDER TODAY @
IamNOTaCOP@gmail.com
NOTE: Shipping and handling is only 10 small payments of 20.99 for our fast 364 day shipping to your door! NOT EVEN A YEAR! WOW!!!!

Not trying to be a dick, but....MESO is a tough crowd....so:
Shipping is a little high bro, fast but high.
Do you have a minimum? You'll want to keep that shit under 5K on MESO.
What other boards are you on? Chaturbate?
Do you have KIK?
Do you test your raws? Look into Labmax.
Post bloods, lots of bloods...no crips, just bloods.
Do you provide a financing plan?
Do you reship?

A couple side notes:
Say "sir" a lot when you post, "yes sir, sorry sir, absolutely sir" the newbies eat that shit up!
Throw in a "transparent" once in a while (show character) and maybe a tranny pic or two to mix things up.
You'll do fine.
You're "Better than the rest" but that won't mean shit if you can't keep up with the volume MESO will bring.

 

[retpsd]

Say what you want about Maximus Labz but his tren with the cigarette butt in it was fire.

Really, it burned like fire coming out of the pin.

Dude! Maximus Labz stealth shipping is off the chain!!
I order stealth and it was invisible, like it never even fucking came (because it didn't) and I never had to sign for anything!!
Bro knows his game!

 

[AntJB1017]

You guys have all made my day LMAO. I am dying. Hahahaha.

 

[OperationHulk]

I gotta say.. Funny ass thread lmao

 

[jhulk]

Pics of your girl's tits or gtfo