Help! I'm 34 she's 43

[Aldara]

Subject: A solid 3 1/2 week ass workout


So, there's this total M.I.L.F that I've been talking to these past few weeks at my gym. She's really into me (I'm 34 and she's 43 with the body of a 20 year old)
She loves to talk about sex (I'm in the middle of a cycle with lots of test running through my veins so naturally I'm all ears) and the main topic from her are yung guys with buns of steel. I think my ass is nice enough..but is it?

So she's leaving for L.A for 3 1/2 weeks to see her sisters. I'm sure it's gonna be "on" when she gets back.

So I need a killer ass workout. I'm sure the answer is heel to butt squats, and lots of them. But what else is there?

Guys..I don't mind telling you that I need to get laid. So any and all advice is apreciated.

 

[Dantelikesit2]

Subject: A solid 3 1/2 week ass workout


So, there's this total M.I.L.F that I've been talking to these past few weeks at my gym. She's really into me (I'm 34 and she's 43 with the body of a 20 year old)
She loves to talk about sex (I'm in the middle of a cycle with lots of test running through my veins so naturally I'm all ears) and the main topic from her are yung guys with buns of steel. I think my ass is nice enough..but is it?

So she's leaving for L.A for 3 1/2 weeks to see her sisters. I'm sure it's gonna be "on" when she gets back.

So I need a killer ass workout. I'm sure the answer is heel to butt squats, and lots of them. But what else is there?

Guys..I don't mind telling you that I need to get laid. So any and all advice is apreciated.

Dude it's great that you want to improve the looks of your ass, etc., etc., etc., but if she is talking that shit to you right now it means that she wants the poling RIGHT NOW!!!

And you better get in there with it and start giving her the high hard one before she finds somebody else around there who will.

Don't worry about your ass just get down on that muff!

 

[Grizzly]

Right! What he said. However, to make your ass nicer during the tenure of your muff-diving, here's a few suggestions:

1) You're right, squats, ass to grass, but I would take a wider stance. Become a hips and glutes squatter.

2) Romanian deadlifts, they're not for your back anymore. Oh wait, they never were. Anyway, I would make sure to pay extra especial attention to initiating the movement by contracting my ass/hams. I would also squeeze that ass at the end of the movement.

3) Not the greatest all around exercise in the world, but it always worked nice for my ass, do bench step ups. Honestly, though, the squats and RDL's should take care of it for you.

 

[Aldara]

You bro's are awesome!

Dantelikesit2, your right. Common sense would say to strike while the puss..er..anvil's hot. She hasn't been talking to anyone else in the gym but me. I'm fairly young as far as the crowd go's there. But your absolutely right. I'm in like flynn when she gets back.

Grizz, it was good to hear from you. You always have good answers. The one's you gave here were the ones I was looking for. The wider stance on the squats I wouldn't have thought of on my own. I'm not familiar with Romanian dead lifts, but I will be shortly.

Has anyone ever done a 43 year old before? What's the story? I hear they have a voracious appetite for sex. I have so much test in me now, she's not going to know what hit her. It'll be like two locomotives colliding in bed at full speed!!

O.K I'm off to the gym!

 

[AnimalMass]

This is the gayest thread I've ever seen. I think you want to tighten up your ass so that when your boyfriend ass pounds you he won't know your are a loose whore.

Matt

 

[Beefy]

Just for the record, I don't want to fuck Jessica Simpson's dad. That wasn't me who typed that in the General Discussion Forum. This thread may be gay, but I'm definately not, dude.

 

[Aldara]

LOL!!

Your all demented!

At 43 she's probably seen her fair share of men. I just hope she's not too blown out that I cant feel the sides of her hootch.

You bitchy girls are just jealous!