Just how fucking sorry a fucking life are you living?!? And DO YOU EVEN KNOW IT...!!!
Coming from ME - I live in a town around 500K with supporting areas, and I have NEVER FAILED TO BE APPALLED with the current OWNERSHIP....!
To give you a clue, Jimmy buffet once proclaimed this town publicly as a "town of HAVE's and HAVE NOT's". He was nearly, almost, very, perfectly, quite succinctly, DEADLY ACCURATE....! But things are changing, and FOR THE WORSE. As a side note demographically speaking and FOR WHAT ITS WORTH... This is a town that is 65% African American, 40% CUAKASSSIAN, 2% Asian, and the rest - I don't know. Somehow - I'm fairly certain it will be that "Rest" that makes a noise - SOME DAY... Still, the demographics do not seem to matter with regard to this, but they DO play in... The wealthly don't care and the poor don't know...
TO THE POINT - I had an Epiphany in the McDonald's Drive-thru today. (For all you "Health-nutz", yes they serve real chicken now too). Forget that for a second. So the head started rolling on a topic which has been stirring in my mind over the past year or so. A nice young and ASTUTE cashier (stage one - take yur $) made a statement to me. She said, " two hamburgers, two fries, and 7000 Big Macs". It was (4) - they are a buck right now BTW...(self defense)
LOL But she inspired me and none the less with the manager coming up right behind her.... SO I said, "yes, did you mention two of those cheap ass fries...." I was laughing, she was surprised, but she knew I should, it was all good. It gets better... LOL
I said to him (the INTERLOPING MANAGER) as I could tell he took notice. "First, I would just like to point out - Why in the hell would I spend 7 Bucks here to eat HERE, when I can do the same at AppleBees or where ever for about the same price. And I feel ya brother. No harm intended.. I am just saying I know what I am getting when I come here. Been there. Done it. I feel ya. All good.".. I moved forward to the PRIZE Pickup window.... At this point I was feeling BAD. But only for lack of CLARITY PRESENTED.... LOL
And just by COINCIDENCE, FATE, WHATEVER - the nice young man at the next window hands me a bag and exclaims, "sorry sir, just waiting on the Big Macs". I say "cool". But too much time on my mind today.... So he makes the mistake of getting close to the window again and I ask was that the manager and hes says yes and I get him to bring him over..... Juicy now...
I say to manager, "Sorry, I wan't to make SURE I did not offend you personally. I WANT you to know I travel a lot and I have been to every McDonald's everywhere... I want YOU to know that the McDonald's Franchises in THIS TOWN are amongst the SORRIEST IN THE NATION, and the owners of the McDonald's in this town are amongst the sorriest MOFO's in the ENTIRE COUNTRY...! The Burritos here are half the size, the Big Macs are half as fluffy, and the Fries are half as full. I realize you are NEW HERE so I am just saying - You have/need to know." I followed up by adding, "I KNOW its not yur fault as you get given your orders and to top it all off they UNDERSTAFF You to the max. I nearly fell over chucking when I saw that this McDonld's had added the "Double Drive thru", and in a town so RETARDED that folks still think that to be in the left lane is the fastest because its closest to the building - and don't EVEN realize its the SAME PERSON ON THE MIC just ROTATING.!!! SOO hilarious when I see 5 cars in the inner lane thinking they have the "fast-lane" & NO ONE in the outside lane, that I almost have to pull up in the other to see if they can get it..." He say's, "so you come here a lot?". I said, "NO, not unless I have to, but I know you are NEW here". He said, "Yes, I am new here and I have worked at other McDonalds, and I am going to do my best to here.". I said, "GOOD LUCK BROTHA - Yur gonna need it, and we are all counting on ya/kinda. Know you are gonna have a fight, hang tough!!! I mean it I'm with ya!!".
How many of you know that the CUSTOMER SERVICE # on the McDonald's window goes to local ownership Customer Service who will do ANYTHING to CONVINCE you the ARE the McDonald's Franchise....??!!! They will practically send you over a hooker if you call them complaining and SOUND like you MIGHT BE LOUD ENOUGH... LOL. I don't necessarily give a shit about whether or not I go to McDonald's or NOT. I'm old enought to understand VARIETY and RESPECT TIME.. But I do RECALL that in College Business TEXT, McDonald's was coined as a MODEL BUSINESS ICON and a STAPLE of Sound Business Practice. Yet cited as (3) Pet Peeves NEVER OMITTED....:
1. Excellent Customer Service... In my area, folks think just getting treated "fair" is enough.
2. CLEANLINESS - You will NEVER take a shit on a finer Terlet...! Still even here.
3. CONSISTENCY - Time again, the same fucking Product. - This is the one that have failed... Becks Beer, Miller, and A-Busch Still do... (all hail LOL)...
In fact, the one route around the LOCAL CUTOFF MAN is the direct corporate channel, who VIA Email is not even certain these days. You can usually guess it IS going to corporate when it cuts your text off at 150 characters, as Corp America WANTS TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY (no not alot, just good memory). So this time, the message I will send them is the link the THIS THREAD...
How's that for some "self-induced Viagra"!!!! Ehh?? I think I just got a LOAFER now. Can ya FEEL ME.. CAN YA...!
Coming from ME - I live in a town around 500K with supporting areas, and I have NEVER FAILED TO BE APPALLED with the current OWNERSHIP....!
To give you a clue, Jimmy buffet once proclaimed this town publicly as a "town of HAVE's and HAVE NOT's". He was nearly, almost, very, perfectly, quite succinctly, DEADLY ACCURATE....! But things are changing, and FOR THE WORSE. As a side note demographically speaking and FOR WHAT ITS WORTH... This is a town that is 65% African American, 40% CUAKASSSIAN, 2% Asian, and the rest - I don't know. Somehow - I'm fairly certain it will be that "Rest" that makes a noise - SOME DAY... Still, the demographics do not seem to matter with regard to this, but they DO play in... The wealthly don't care and the poor don't know...
TO THE POINT - I had an Epiphany in the McDonald's Drive-thru today. (For all you "Health-nutz", yes they serve real chicken now too). Forget that for a second. So the head started rolling on a topic which has been stirring in my mind over the past year or so. A nice young and ASTUTE cashier (stage one - take yur $) made a statement to me. She said, " two hamburgers, two fries, and 7000 Big Macs". It was (4) - they are a buck right now BTW...(self defense)
LOL But she inspired me and none the less with the manager coming up right behind her.... SO I said, "yes, did you mention two of those cheap ass fries...." I was laughing, she was surprised, but she knew I should, it was all good. It gets better... LOLI said to him (the INTERLOPING MANAGER) as I could tell he took notice. "First, I would just like to point out - Why in the hell would I spend 7 Bucks here to eat HERE, when I can do the same at AppleBees or where ever for about the same price. And I feel ya brother. No harm intended.. I am just saying I know what I am getting when I come here. Been there. Done it. I feel ya. All good.".. I moved forward to the PRIZE Pickup window.... At this point I was feeling BAD. But only for lack of CLARITY PRESENTED.... LOL
And just by COINCIDENCE, FATE, WHATEVER - the nice young man at the next window hands me a bag and exclaims, "sorry sir, just waiting on the Big Macs". I say "cool". But too much time on my mind today.... So he makes the mistake of getting close to the window again and I ask was that the manager and hes says yes and I get him to bring him over..... Juicy now...I say to manager, "Sorry, I wan't to make SURE I did not offend you personally. I WANT you to know I travel a lot and I have been to every McDonald's everywhere... I want YOU to know that the McDonald's Franchises in THIS TOWN are amongst the SORRIEST IN THE NATION, and the owners of the McDonald's in this town are amongst the sorriest MOFO's in the ENTIRE COUNTRY...! The Burritos here are half the size, the Big Macs are half as fluffy, and the Fries are half as full. I realize you are NEW HERE so I am just saying - You have/need to know." I followed up by adding, "I KNOW its not yur fault as you get given your orders and to top it all off they UNDERSTAFF You to the max. I nearly fell over chucking when I saw that this McDonld's had added the "Double Drive thru", and in a town so RETARDED that folks still think that to be in the left lane is the fastest because its closest to the building - and don't EVEN realize its the SAME PERSON ON THE MIC just ROTATING.!!! SOO hilarious when I see 5 cars in the inner lane thinking they have the "fast-lane" & NO ONE in the outside lane, that I almost have to pull up in the other to see if they can get it..." He say's, "so you come here a lot?". I said, "NO, not unless I have to, but I know you are NEW here". He said, "Yes, I am new here and I have worked at other McDonalds, and I am going to do my best to here.". I said, "GOOD LUCK BROTHA - Yur gonna need it, and we are all counting on ya/kinda. Know you are gonna have a fight, hang tough!!! I mean it I'm with ya!!".
How many of you know that the CUSTOMER SERVICE # on the McDonald's window goes to local ownership Customer Service who will do ANYTHING to CONVINCE you the ARE the McDonald's Franchise....??!!! They will practically send you over a hooker if you call them complaining and SOUND like you MIGHT BE LOUD ENOUGH... LOL. I don't necessarily give a shit about whether or not I go to McDonald's or NOT. I'm old enought to understand VARIETY and RESPECT TIME.. But I do RECALL that in College Business TEXT, McDonald's was coined as a MODEL BUSINESS ICON and a STAPLE of Sound Business Practice. Yet cited as (3) Pet Peeves NEVER OMITTED....:
1. Excellent Customer Service... In my area, folks think just getting treated "fair" is enough.
2. CLEANLINESS - You will NEVER take a shit on a finer Terlet...! Still even here.
3. CONSISTENCY - Time again, the same fucking Product. - This is the one that have failed... Becks Beer, Miller, and A-Busch Still do... (all hail LOL)...
In fact, the one route around the LOCAL CUTOFF MAN is the direct corporate channel, who VIA Email is not even certain these days. You can usually guess it IS going to corporate when it cuts your text off at 150 characters, as Corp America WANTS TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY (no not alot, just good memory). So this time, the message I will send them is the link the THIS THREAD...
How's that for some "self-induced Viagra"!!!! Ehh?? I think I just got a LOAFER now. Can ya FEEL ME.. CAN YA...!
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