how the dolphins will win the superbowl this year

[naturalbbr]

RB: Ogunleye + 5 firsts to Chargers for LT. The Chargers are not gonna compete win the next 2 or 3 years anyways, they might as well rebuild.

QB: Goto New York, kidnap Eli and hold him hostage until we can trade Fiedler to the Colts for Manning. Just ask Wanny to do it, I'm fine with him in jail afterwards, Peyton can coach the O, and Zach will lead the D

TE: I'm sick of Randy getting in trouble, send him to the Ravens for Todd Heap. If the Ravens decline the offer, then just beg really hard until they accept.

O-LINE: ok, here we gonna have to make a series of "sneaky" trades. "Sneaky" meaning we get our cheerleaders to seduce the opposing GM and get them to sign the trade paper while they're drunk. So, here it goes: Wade Smith for Jonathan Ogden, Jeno James for Will Shields, Seth McKinney for Olin Kreutz, Greg Jerman for Steve Hutchinson, and John St. Clair for Walter Jones.

WR: Boston and Chambers are fine

And to replace Ogunleye, we sign Brock Lesner.



So, how can this team NOT win the SuperBowl??

LT: Jonathan Ogden
LG: Willie Shields
C: Olin Kreutz
RG: Steve Hutchinson
RT: Walter Jones
TE: Todd Heap
QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Ladanian Tomlinson
WR: David Boston
WR: Chris Chambers
FB: who cares

Defense stays the same. Who knows, maybe Brock will get 15 sacks

 

[Quasimoto]

Bro - Didn't the Fish just trade or sign A.J. Feeley ? hes going to be your starter in Miami. You all are going to be just fine ... I had the opportunity to watch him play for a few Yrs here at Oregon. Travis Minor will work for awhile..til you negotiate a trade for LT.