I think I have a problem!

[ramboj70]

well here it is, as many of you know I am a big pervert, how many times is to much to be spanking you crank? I am doing it 5 -6 times a day, is this normal? or am I just board being home laid up? how do you stop wacking off besides going off a cycle of test? any advise would be great, I am killing myself over here, dick is starting to hurt a little, and I dont miss a day eaither.

 

[Fast Food]

well here it is, as many of you know I am a big pervert, how many times is to much to be spanking you crank? I am doing it 5 -6 times a day, is this normal? or am I just board being home laid up? how do you stop wacking off besides going off a cycle of test? any advise would be great, I am killing myself over here, dick is starting to hurt a little, and I dont miss a day eaither.

start thumbing yourself in the ass... that'll take care of it


dr. thumbs

 

[eleven11]

Dip your hands in pine tar and crushed glass. that MIGHT work. you big Rambo pervert you . Hell look on the bright side you can bust it 4-5 times a day, some guys can't get it up...........11

 

[big louie]

keep wackin bro aint nothing wrong with it.. keep it up literally..

 

[crewboss]

keep wackin bro aint nothing wrong with it.. keep it up literally..

yes i too ski mount crankmore at least 3 times daily. still raw from the triple black diamond last night.

 

[Fast Food]

you guys are fuckin hilarious!

 

[Whid]

start fucking girls..

 

[ramboj70]

keep wackin bro aint nothing wrong with it.. keep it up literally..

so there is no problem, I thought I was nuts, I am going to see the orthopedic in about a hour, I am getting ready to rub one out right now, so my dick dont get hard when she grabs it, it happens to me every time, any lady grabs my shaft, it goes nuts, I had to one time give a sperm sample to see if I was good or not, this was about 3.5 years I had to go into the bathroom of a doctors office, a military doctor ofice and there must have been 25 people almost all ladies in the waiting area, they only had one bathroom, well the lady nurse calls my name and hands me cup and says we need your sperm sample, I say how and the fuck am I goin gto give it to you? she said you have to go into bathroom and masterbait, I started laughing my ass off because the room was so quiet and everyone was looking at me, I just kept smiling, went into bathroom and a hour latter I came out with with my tank top, shoes off and full of dripping sweat, I handed the cup to the lady that gave it to me and said here is the sperm you requested, put my shirt back, and walked out of there bull legged, well I had good sperm count,

 

[big louie]

lmao!

 

[crewboss]

lmao!

WTF Rambo you're one sick prick! where the hell you come up w/ these stories i have no clue. each one is more ridiculous than the previous.

 

[Massive690]

so there is no problem, I thought I was nuts, I am going to see the orthopedic in about a hour, I am getting ready to rub one out right now, so my dick dont get hard when she grabs it, it happens to me every time, any lady grabs my shaft, it goes nuts, I had to one time give a sperm sample to see if I was good or not, this was about 3.5 years I had to go into the bathroom of a doctors office, a military doctor ofice and there must have been 25 people almost all ladies in the waiting area, they only had one bathroom, well the lady nurse calls my name and hands me cup and says we need your sperm sample, I say how and the fuck am I goin gto give it to you? she said you have to go into bathroom and masterbait, I started laughing my ass off because the room was so quiet and everyone was looking at me, I just kept smiling, went into bathroom and a hour latter I came out with with my tank top, shoes off and full of dripping sweat, I handed the cup to the lady that gave it to me and said here is the sperm you requested, put my shirt back, and walked out of there bull legged, well I had good sperm count,

Lmfao!!! you the man Rambo. i pretty much have to bribe myself with masturbation before i can do anything. im all like "ok, if you go to class this morning i'll let you spank it for an hour when you get home" then me and my weiner shake on it and its a done deal. which reminds me, i went to class this morning.....

 

[ramboj70]

Lmfao!!! you the man Rambo. i pretty much have to bribe myself with masturbation before i can do anything. im all like "ok, if you go to class this morning i'll let you spank it for an hour when you get home" then me and my weiner shake on it and its a done deal. which reminds me, i went to class this morning.....

bro when the wind blows I get excited, I really need to get a better hobbie then wacking off all the time, the only good thing is its free,

 

[Massive690]

bro when the wind blows I get excited, I really need to get a better hobbie then wacking off all the time, the only good thing is its free,

hahaha, shit you crack me up man. i don't know about the free part though, i seem to be spending a lot of money on papertowels

 

[ramboj70]

hahaha, shit you crack me up man. i don't know about the free part though, i seem to be spending a lot of money on papertowels

papertowels, LMFAO kind of rough dont you think bro, I use my happy sock, put it into washer when done and reuse another day

 

[Massive690]

good idea, i might have to go find myself a "happy sock". do you prefer just plain old white ones, i was thinking maybe something with a stripe might be exciting. gotta be sure to always use a clean one though, not an old, sweaty one. otherwise you might get somekind of athletes foot on your dick. maybe thats where ghonnorhea came from

 

[ramboj70]

good idea, i might have to go find myself a "happy sock". do you prefer just plain old white ones, i was thinking maybe something with a stripe might be exciting. gotta be sure to always use a clean one though, not an old, sweaty one. otherwise you might get somekind of athletes foot on your dick. maybe thats where ghonnorhea came from

yes it has to be clean bro, or it feels like sand paper not sure if ghonnorhea where it came from