I think I might have really FU#%# Myself here!

[Phil Burmese1]

Here is the deal, I ran into some trouble with the law a few years back and have been put on probation. It had nothing to do with drugs or anything of that sort. So to make a long story longer, I quite smoking pot, odviosly becuase I was being drug tested randomly. After the first 2 years I was told it was no longer nescassary for me to come in anymore, just for me to send some letters in. So here is my problem, even though I am still on prob. I figured I could smoke again becuase I was not gonna have to come in anymore, so I thought. Well, me and my girl are planning a vocation in a few weeks, and I have to put this past my p.o. She granted me permission to leave the country but I now have to come in to sign some papers. I only got urine tested 3 times, which was in the begining of my sentence and of course past. Now I am just nervouse that when I go and see them they might want to take a piss test. It is in about 3 weeks or so, during this time of course I am going to stay clean. I have one of those drinks (ready clean) or something like that, which I have used before to get a job, and it worked. I am now hearing that some test are able to detect these types of drinks. I am baffled for what to do. It is very hard to get away with anything when someone is sitting there watching you piss.
If anyone has any suggestions or any helpful tips I am greatly thankful.
Thank you

 

[NEU]

if you have "ready clean" or any of these drinks in you, does that necessarily mean you fail the test?

who knows maybe you enjoy drinkin these horrible tasting drinks on a regular basis
~NEU

 

[Ian Smith]

Gonna run an idea by ya,,, dont smoke pot.....
I would drink a shitload of liquids the next 3 weeks,, Ive heard that tea is good also.

 

[SikFuk!]

I think you should be straight in three weeks...I would still take the precaution of the drinks though. Besides, she may not even piss you. If your probation has nothing to do with drugs I wouldn't worry about it to much. Just take the precautions and hope she don't piss you. good luck tho

 

[crewboss]

I think you should be straight in three weeks...I would still take the precaution of the drinks though. Besides, she may not even piss you. If your probation has nothing to do with drugs I wouldn't worry about it to much. Just take the precautions and hope she don't piss you. good luck tho

bro you should be fine in 3 weeks. tons of water and i can't see you having a problem. doesn't sound like you're smoking regularly, and if that is the case 3 weeks is on the long side, even if you do nothing to flush your system.

 

[crunch76]

i smoked pot in army couple of times and had to beat tests when they popped up on me, wasnt smart but it happened and i beat um, heres how

i drank so much water till it hurt and pissed, yellow, drank more and more till i pissed again, light yellow, drank more and more, pissed again , clear, pissing straight water, filled up again went in and tested, to do this cuase it was randomly annonced in morining at pt, i would sneak away and piss in other bathrooms around headquaters, you know when you have to go in so no biggie, just make sure your pissing water, it can be painful, you can get sick from over hydrating, and worse of all they can say "hey this is fuckin water, piss again" never happened to me, and i doubt it would happen to you, anyway this has worked for me 3-4 times, i know 3 for sure, 4th may have been out of my system was just being careful, good luck

 

[moralanimal]

I agree- Don't smoke pot- it is for lazy, dirty, fag hippie tree huggers.
If you smoked 1 x 3 weeks out you wil be fine. Drink lots of waters but not the day of the test. If you drink a lot of water the day of the test the specific gravity and creatinine will be off and the test will be flaged and invalid. The cutoff of the test is probably 20 and with 3 weeks you should be well below that. ALos don't diet the week of the test as it will cause THC, which is stored in body fat, to be released at higher concentrations. You will be fine but remember weed is gay.

 

[Hogg]

Yeah, bail the pot. It is not worth jeapoardizing your freedom is it? How old are you anyway? If you are in your mid 20s to early 30s and still blazing the woo, you might have to really assess the direction that your life is headed in.

 

[brady_hilltop]

hey bro, if you got one of those Ready Cleans, you should be golden if you follow directions. I worked at a supplement store and @ least once a month, and even more so towards HS graduation, Army & Navy Recruiters would come in & buy those by the dozen, (for their recruits)

They came in so often that we got to talk'n and they told me that if someone followed the directions and drank it w/in the time frame window; the worse thing that happened was if the person drank a lot of h20 that the results could come back "as deluted" which they would have to retake.

good luck

 

[crewboss]

Yeah, bail the pot. It is not worth jeapoardizing your freedom is it? How old are you anyway? If you are in your mid 20s to early 30s and still blazing the woo, you might have to really assess the direction that your life is headed in.

"blazing the woo" LOL

 

[esco]

ready cleans are ususally only herbals and vitamins and creatine ... so you should be fine with that ... also, take niacin to help clean you out.

oh & like everybody else said, give up smokinn. good luck bro.

 

[Chip Bronson]

phil, in addition to tons of water, drink 1oz of red wine vinegar 3x ed, mixed with some water. also drink a glass of cranberry juice. besides their diuretic action, they help eliminate thc metabolites from the body. 3 weeks may not be enough as thc can stay in body for up to 4-5 weeks, or more, depending on your bf levels. take the 'ready clean' BUT don't forget to take a multi-vitamin before you go get tested. the 'ready clean' will make your piss crystal clear and this will raise suspicions; it will look like you're trying to clean up and they will run more stringent tests to try to bust you. taking the vitamin, after you take the 'ready clean' and do most of your pissing, will add some color to your urine. if you take the vitamin before the 'ready clean', you risk pissing out all the 'color' before you get tested.

this method has worked for several friends that work for financial institutions and financial institutions has very good testing methods. good luck and stop smoking that shit. i did... after almost 20 years.

 

[thick]

like chip said take the multi vitamin and catch your piss midstream. not at the beginning and end. And quit being a dubihead

 

[Phil Burmese1]

like chip said take the multi vitamin and catch your piss midstream. not at the beginning and end. And quit being a dubiheadI

I have been smoking for many years
, which is nothing to brag about. I am not depended on it, I have taken two 1 year breaks during my time. I am quite lean, around 10% or lower bf so for that I am in ok shape. I am gonna give the drink a whirl, who know maybe I wont even get drug tested, which would be a wonderful thing.
Thank you all for your help and critisizm