All posts for entertainment purposes, I'm not actually advocating to break any laws.
1 Fake ID
2 Rent run-down warehouse with #1
3 hire illegal immigrants to dig/build a secret basement
4 make sure #3 immigrants move to another state
5 put all drugs and money in #3 basement
6 make sure no illegal drugs, weapons or money remain in the house
7 get prescription for every single med in the house, even tylenols
8 when wife begins arguing, move with lover and stop answering her calls
9 avoid jail
10 avoid being called an idiot on the Internet
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