is poop doping the next big thing?

Is Poop Doping the Next Big Thing?
yeah, as if... I think we know everyone's on that shit already o_O.

i was going to put this up awhile ago but never did. so, just for fun. I found this article on https://www.marksdailyapple.com. im not sure how legit it is. any thoughts?

@Wunderpus , you might find this interesting.
Wow, I do find it interesting, good find!

I mean, people will do anything, literally anything, for a competitive advantage. This doesn't surprise me at all... Curious to see if it spreads.....
 
So can you eat the shit or is it back-pumped straight up the shitter?
Ew, no not like that. Fecal matter is usually packaged into caps which a person would swallow.

I can't see how this benefits as some pathogens may be dangerous to some people who take those "poop pills" :eek:
 
Err, no. The transplant doesn't involve swallowing shit capsules...

How Is a Feces Transplant Performed?
The fecal sample is obtained from a donor within six hours of the transplant procedure. It is examined and tested for intestinal parasites and other signs of illness that might rule out the donor. If the sample is appropriate, it is prepared for transplantation, typically by mixing with sterile water and filtering through a coffee filter repeatedly to remove the solids.

This sample is then infused into the recipient in one of two ways, by enema or through a feeding tube.

If the enema method is used, the stool sample is placed into the enema bag or bottle, then infused into the rectum where it is held as long as possible. This is done repeatedly over the course of no less than 5 to 10 days, directly introducing the normal flora back into the intestinal tract.

The other method uses a feeding tube to infuse the stool sample directly into the intestine. This tube is typically used for feeding patients who are unable to tolerate typical types of food or tube feeding. It is inserted into the nose and down into the stomach, and it then continues to advance until it stops in the intestine. The fecal sample prepared for transplant is then infused through the tube, allowing it to be placed directly into the intestine.

Fecal Bacteriotherapy Human Stool Transplant

Then again, if eating shit worked, and if what I read in these threads is true, some members here already have gut biomes of elite porn stars.
 
Err, no. The transplant doesn't involve swallowing shit capsules...
There's another method:
1 a G4P BBer finds a sugar daddy
2 the poor BBer calls a desperate gym buddy who has a hard time paying rent
3 they go to the sugar daddy mansion
4 they ask for the payment upfront
5 they both undress and knee on the bed or floor on all fours
6 the sugar daddy takes turns fucking their asses, effectively transferring bacteria from one ass to the other
:D:p:rolleyes::confused::eek:o_O


...or they can just brew their own preservative free yogurt and drink it as studies prove some beneficial Lactobacillus bacteria survives stomach acid and sticks to the gut walls
Survival of lactic acid bacteria in the human stomach and adhesion to intestinal cells. - PubMed - NCBI

Survival of Probiotic Lactobacilli in Acidic Environments Is Enhanced in the Presence of Metabolizable Sugars

[Survival of Lactobacillus acidophilus and Bifidobacterium sp. in the small intestine following ingestion in fermented milk. A rational basis for t... - PubMed - NCBI

Probiotics: determinants of survival and growth in the gut
 
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