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thick

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>A Mexican drinks his Tecate and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
>pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
>
>He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
>from the same one twice."
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his Camelshit beer,
>throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to
>pieces.
>
>He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
>need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
>
>A U.S. Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Bud Lite and drinks it,
>throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Berretta and shoots
>the Mexican and the Iraqi.
>
>He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
>need to drink with the same ones twice.

disclaimer: I in no way believe that the shooting of mexicans and middle eastern folks is cool ;)
 
thick said:
>A Mexican drinks his Tecate and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
>pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
>
>He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
>from the same one twice."
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his Camelshit beer,
>throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to
>pieces.
>
>He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
>need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
>
>A U.S. Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Bud Lite and drinks it,
>throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Berretta and shoots
>the Mexican and the Iraqi.
>
>He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
>need to drink with the same ones twice.

disclaimer: I in no way believe that the shooting of mexicans and middle eastern folks is cool ;)
fucking nice thick about time you come up with something funny!!!!
 
you need to reaccess your sense of humor pal. I come up with funny stuff all the time :)
ramboj70 said:
fucking nice thick about time you come up with something funny!!!!
 
thick said:
you need to reaccess your sense of humor pal. I come up with funny stuff all the time :)
your right brother thick I am sorry dude, please forgive me for I have made a mistake, you are funny all the time,
 
Why didn't the bodybuilder cross the road?..........Traffic was too heavy

Lame, but the subject matter is fitting on this board

Peace...kelly
 

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