joke

[maxx]

one morning while making breakfast a man pinched his wife on the ass and said"if you would firm this up we could get rid of you control top panty hose"

while this really pissed her off,but she just kept quite.

the next morning he grabbed her tit and told her " if you'd firm this up we could get rid of you wonder bra"

she was beyond pissed off now...so she grabbed his dick with a death grib and replied
"if you would firm this up,we could get rid of the gardener,pool man,post man, and your bother.

maxx

 

[thick]

ouch that had to hit him where it counts

 

[mr_meanor]

haha thats classic

 

[MJM]

Nice nice haha.

 

[esco]

good one maxx!

 

[Ripped100]

Ouch, Esco do you live on here? You really should take a break and go to the gym sometimes.

 

[esco]

you're probably right ripped ... but they had free doughnuts today here at work!

 

[jocko]

lmao