Joliver: professional liar/e-fighter

joliver

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Hello future friends. Got tired of not being able to click on everything so I signed up.

A bit about me: I am a powerlifter born with fragile bird bones. I'll spend much more time in the injury forum than the training forum. Ok squatter, shitty bencher, so-so deadlifter. I enjoy the deadlift the most because it has the greatest potential to increase my total and irreparably injure me. I'm a westside style/DUP/prilepin lifter so I generally do upper/lower and train 4-5 days a week.

I stay light on the drugs. B&C guy. I'm usually all test maybe some drol to peak--unless I'm too fat for the 220 class, then I'll use halo. I occasionally take some mibolerone, but mostly it's before meetings at work.

It usually takes a couple of years to run me off of a forum, so just be patient.

I lift equipped and raw, though my last few meets have been raw. Haven't competed since 2014 when I had my AC joint reconstructed. So that was fun. Still eyeballing a comeback...possibly at 198. But who knows.

Anyway. Be gentle. I'm glad to be here. Let's fight.
 
Hello future friends. Got tired of not being able to click on everything so I signed up.

A bit about me: I am a powerlifter born with fragile bird bones. I'll spend much more time in the injury forum than the training forum. Ok squatter, shitty bencher, so-so deadlifter. I enjoy the deadlift the most because it has the greatest potential to increase my total and irreparably injure me. I'm a westside style/DUP/prilepin lifter so I generally do upper/lower and train 4-5 days a week.

I stay light on the drugs. B&C guy. I'm usually all test maybe some drol to peak--unless I'm too fat for the 220 class, then I'll use halo. I occasionally take some mibolerone, but mostly it's before meetings at work.

It usually takes a couple of years to run me off of a forum, so just be patient.

I lift equipped and raw, though my last few meets have been raw. Haven't competed since 2014 when I had my AC joint reconstructed. So that was fun. Still eyeballing a comeback...possibly at 198. But who knows.

Anyway. Be gentle. I'm glad to be here. Let's fight.
Funny intro
 
Hey!!! He just called me "unique"!!! Get him!!!

Thank you, sir--and if flattery still amounts to anything in this cynical world, you looked jacked in your avi.

Hell yeah it amounts to something, I like you already! Flattery, cynicism, and humor go hand-in-hand here. I think you'll fit in just fine.
 
Hell yeah it amounts to something, I like you already! Flattery, cynicism, and humor go hand-in-hand here. I think you'll fit in just fine.

Welcome, you'll do well here. Just make sure to come on down to the powerlifting section.

Two people think I'll fit in....manna from heaven. Bingo.

I'll be dropping in there shortly as soon as I google the important things like "what lifts make up a powerlifting match?" and "who is this wilks guy that wins every time?"...just the basics so it seems as if I know what I'm talking about.
 
SO...you're good friends with @Docd187123 ...welcome to my shit-list, pal. He's all mine! You can't have him!

@Docd187123 is mine, bro. Listen, doc has been with me since the "village idiot" days. We've bled gallons of iBlood in countless e-battles. MANY years ago, doc actually saved my marriage. I was taking letro to drop water and dry out. Wiener stopped working. Doc saved me. Wife and I stayed together because of him! Sure she went on to become a raging whore that worked her way through all of my friends and my bank account simultaneously while I was out of the country for work, but at least she was able to give me the clap and an expensive divorce when I came home because of him!! Now that is what friendship is all about.

All hail Doc!!!
 
Joliet forgot to tell you guys that he types his forum posts while drunk on his riding mower shooting at the coyotes. His title is Cornelius J Coanbread III, E-Fighter Extraoridnaire.

All future powerlifting question go to him. I've learned more from Joli about powerlifting than michael Jackson learned about touching boys from Sandusky.

Joli, we got a few POB trainees here and a pretty solid group of PL'ing guys.
 
Joliet forgot to tell you guys that he types his forum posts while drunk on his riding mower shooting at the coyotes. His title is Cornelius J Coanbread III, E-Fighter Extraoridnaire.

All future powerlifting question go to him. I've learned more from Joli about powerlifting than michael Jackson learned about touching boys from Sandusky.

Joli, we got a few POB trainees here and a pretty solid group of PL'ing guys.

Hahahahaha!

Oh man!!! I've crashed many-a-mower drinking and shooting off-hand and a pack of blood thirsty yotes. So many losses on both sides.

POB trainees!!! I'm gonna haze them! Better watch myself...they could be strong. That's a side effect of POB's AutoReg. Tell him I hate him, anyway.
 
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