Lab testing in the US

[jaycutlerslefttesticle]

I admittedly don’t know a whole lot about testing and the legalities of having anabolic steroids tested in the US, so I’m coming over here for a bit of guidance.

I came across a lab on another forum where he has testing of his products, when I researched the lab it is located in San Diego, CA...I didn’t think this was possible to do, hence the reason we send off to Janos.

Here are a couple labs that he posted up....so are these bullshit? Or can I trust them? I don’t want to call the dude out if they are legit but something seems off to me....obviously I’m not ordering but still would like to call it out for other people on the board so they don’t think they are legit...if they in fact aren’t legit.

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Meso doesn't like your webp attachments. Maybe just screenshot what you are looking at?

 

[jaycutlerslefttesticle]

 

[MisterSuperGod]

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The logo is poorly aligned at the top and appears to have been inserted into the image.

Could very well be legit, i can't say, but it's extremely unprofessional looking. i could whip up a more convincing one using MS paint.

 

[jaycutlerslefttesticle]

The logo is poorly aligned at the top and appears to have been inserted into the image.

Could very well be legit, i can't say, but it's extremely unprofessional looking. i could whip up a more convincing one using MS paint.

That was kind of my thought also...it’s really odd that it has the UGL name and it was sent to a US lab for testing, I didn’t think this was possible...it just seems sketchy to me.

BTW: we miss you in the underground

 

[Test_Subject]

The logo is poorly aligned at the top and appears to have been inserted into the image.

Could very well be legit, i can't say, but it's extremely unprofessional looking. i could whip up a more convincing one using MS paint.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

The first test list's compound only. The second test list's compound and ester.

i would think a legit testing lab would strive for consistency and accuracy.

The wording, the data fields, it all makes me think they saw a Jano test report and got inspired to create their own, poorly thrown together test results.

 

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The wording, the data fields, it all makes me think they saw a Jano test report and got inspired to create their own, poorly thrown together test results.

I think this is the right of it.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

i checked the website. They clearly did a half-assed cut and paste job of the labs logo onto their fraudulent testing results.

 

[jaycutlerslefttesticle]

i checked the website. They clearly did a half-assed cut and paste job of the labs logo onto their fraudulent testing results.

I didn’t catch the ester piece of it...good eye. I thought it seemed off, it’s SST though so I’m not sure whether or not they’ll let this fly over there, hopefully not but I guess we’ll find out.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

I didn’t catch the ester piece of it...good eye. I thought it seemed off, it’s SST though so I’m not sure whether or not they’ll let this fly over there, hopefully not but I guess we’ll find out.

The mods will probably ban you for spreading "FUD", but if they're really there for the members and not to line their own pockets as they claim, then they'll do something about one of their sources blatantly lying to members.

Worst case scenario if they do nothing about it, maybe some random person reading this thread contact's HT-Labs with a link to these fraudulent results and starts a shit storm for SST and their lying, scumbag source.

 

[jaycutlerslefttesticle]

The mods will probably ban you for spreading "FUD", but if they're really there for the members and not to line their own pockets as they claim, then they'll do something about one of their sources blatantly lying to members.

Worst case scenario if they do nothing about it, maybe some random person reading this thread contact's HT-Labs with a link to these fraudulent results and starts a shit storm for SST and their lying, scumbag source.

That’s the reason I didn’t call him out over there, I actually use one source over there who’s been around for quite awhile so I would rather not get banned, the mods there can be sensitive

 

[MisterSuperGod]

That’s the reason I didn’t call him out over there, I actually use one source over there who’s been around for quite awhile so I would rather not get banned, the mods there can be sensitive

Maybe bring it up politely in private with them and ask for their opinion on it. Then at least you'll be able to see where their true interests lay.

 

[Test_Subject]

That’s the reason I didn’t call him out over there, I actually use one source over there who’s been around for quite awhile so I would rather not get banned, the mods there can be sensitive

You know that a forum is shit when you're worried about being banned over bringing a legitimate concern to light.

 

[jaycutlerslefttesticle]

You know that a forum is shit when you're worried about being banned over bringing a legitimate concern to light.

I agree...it’s not as dick riding as some other forums, they at least have a source complaint area, but I don’t know how moderated it is or if posts are left to stand.

I use Meso almost exclusively now but still wander over there to see which new sources pop up or find out if the source I use is having a sale.

 

[MadBret]

That’s the reason I didn’t call him out over there, I actually use one source over there who’s been around for quite awhile so I would rather not get banned, the mods there can be sensitive

What does it really matter if we are banned from these other forums? It is easy enough to sign back up with a new account. Is there a minimum post count or time of membership in order to use the sources? Or why not sign up with a throw away account and let folks know anonymously? I signed up there to check it out awhile back, but I forgot my login info.

 

[jaycutlerslefttesticle]

What does it really matter if we are banned from these other forums? It is easy enough to sign back up with a new account. Is there a minimum post count or time of membership in order to use the sources? Or why not sign up with a throw away account and let folks know anonymously? I signed up there to check it out awhile back, but I forgot my login info.

Good point...I could do that, but I also didn’t want to call him on it if I wasn’t sure.

I’m only used to seeing Janos testing which also has a way to confirm via website, I also wasn’t sure if it’s even legal for someone to send out anabolics for testing within the US so I needed a bit of clarification first.

 

[Test_Subject]

I also wasn’t sure if it’s even legal for someone to send out anabolics for testing within the US so I needed a bit of clarification first.

Short answer, no.

It's possible, but you need a legitimate, legal reason to possess the compounds in the first place. No accredited lab in the USA is going to accept a sample of a controlled substance from BenchpressJoe3456 and process it.

 

[jaycutlerslefttesticle]

Short answer, no.

It's possible, but you need a legitimate, legal reason to possess the compounds in the first place. No accredited lab in the USA is going to accept a sample from BenchpressJoe3456 and proce

That’s what I thought...I called him out in the thread...let’s see what happens.

 

[janoshik]

It's like I imagine a chinese knockoff of my report would look like, lol.

They literally did copy my report, I'm gonna take it personally.