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[Trumper]

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[rxzed]

Is this a joke?

 

[Trumper]

why you say this?

 

[rxzed]

why you say this?

Maybe because your clenbuterol is overdosed by 500%? Stick to dropshipping peptides.

 

[Ghoul]

Post in thread 'Qingdao Sigma Chemical Co., Ltd (International, US, EU, Canada and Australia domestic'

Jan 7, 2025

i took 3 tablets after taking 2 tablets daily for 3-4 days. each tab is 250mg . i promise i can count to 3

Keep going. Maybe it works like UGL clen.

Dud, dud, dud, EMERGENCY ROOM, dud, dud.

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[Cereal masturbator]

Maybe because your clenbuterol is overdosed by 500%? Stick to dropshipping peptides.

It sais 40MG so it’s actually underdosed by 200 times haha

 

[Trumper]

I think I need to ask the laboratory for an explanation. I firmly believe that our products

 

[Ghoul]

I think I need to ask the laboratory for an explanation. I firmly believe that our products

Everything else looks good.

 

[Trumper]

Yes, I am questioning the lab now and I will get a reply soon. Maybe I am too impatient.

 

[Fishfood]

Post in thread 'Qingdao Sigma Chemical Co., Ltd (International, US, EU, Canada and Australia domestic'

Jan 7, 2025

i took 3 tablets after taking 2 tablets daily for 3-4 days. each tab is 250mg . i promise i can count to 3

Keep going. Maybe it works like UGL clen.

Dud, dud, dud, EMERGENCY ROOM, dud, dud.

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That's a bit dangerous...

Any explanation to this?

 

[Ghoul]

That's a bit dangerous...

Any explanation to this?

Yeah. Notice how nearly every tablet you get from a pharmaceutical source is a unique size and shape?

Pharma carefully formulates the excipient recipe for each active ingredient according to its specific requirements. They have tablet engineers on staff to do this.

For instance, the wrong choice of excipient ingredient can cause clumping of the active ingredient, creating occasional "hot" tablets that are wildly overdosed.

UGL does none of this. They use the same generic pill binders for everything.

Never choose UGL tablets if there's a pharma option available to you.

 

[BP_6]

Yea, 200mcg of clen. While someone with a very high tolerance could handle it, a newbie or semi newbie... Well it likely wouldn't be fatal, but it could put you in the hospital or at the very least having you shaking like a leaf for most of the day feeling miserable in bed.

That's all assuming they only take 1 tab. More than that, it could reach a 100% hospital visit dose very quick.

 

[Ghoul]

Yea, 200mcg of clen. While someone with a very high tolerance could handle it, a newbie or semi newbie... Well it likely wouldn't be fatal, but it could put you in the hospital or at the very least having you shaking like a leaf for most of the day feeling miserable in bed.

That's all assuming they only take 1 tab. More than that, it could reach a 100% hospital visit dose very quick.

I was never able to find a case of Clen induced fatality. However, I have seen case studies of Clen overdose where there was evidence of heart damage. TLDR, Clen can make the heart beat so fast blood cannot supply sufficient oxygen and heart muscle tissue dies.

 

[brutalbuilt]

@janoshik

 

[janoshik]

I was never able to find a case of Clen induced fatality. However, I have seen case studies of Clen overdose where there was evidence of heart damage. TLDR, Clen can make the heart beat so fast blood cannot supply sufficient oxygen and heart muscle tissue dies.

Malay Tiger investigation started because of clenbuterol induced fatality in France, afaik.

 

[Ghoul]

Malay Tiger investigation started because of clenbuterol induced fatality in France, afaik.

I'm surprised it's not more common. On the other hand, deaths may not be recognized as clen induced suppressing the number we know about.

 

[janoshik]

I'm surprised it's not more common. On the other hand, deaths may not be recognized as clen induced suppressing the number we know about.

I know I saved a couple of lives. One of my major clients, may the earth be light upon him, accidentally made 40 mg (sic!) clenbuterol.

Thank god he tested it before putting it on the EU market.