my doctors visit today

ramboj70

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well some of you who care and ask me how my back is doing everyday, I went to the ortho doctor today and yes the one from the emergency room. she look just like she did the day she gave me that womderful finger, well it started off with me saying how how are you, she said fine and my dumb ass said well you look just like you did the other day, she said is that good or bad, with a smile, my eyes got big cold chills in my body then I said pretty fucking amazing, she smiled and laughed then said you are my last paietence of the day did you plan it like that. I said your office is the one that made the appointment and AI was goin gto ask you if you planed it that way. well she put me on some steroids (methylprednisolone) I ask her if I take them all at once does it = dianabol. I told her I really did not need those AAS because I had my own supply that was probably beter, she said that woul dexplain why your a little bigger then most and some of the comments you made the other day where pretty sexual things, I told her I was very sorry for the things I said but I fel that most beautiful women dont get to hear it enough so i really wanted you to know. so after we got dont done she asked what I did I told her I own a carpet cleaning business, so now I have e estimate to give her at her house and her office, but get this she wants to go out to lunch with me tommorow, I am really scared and excited about it, and she is married,
 
Bob Smith said:
Bring your latex gloves and return the favor. :D
LOL I almost forgot I wore my favorite lephard thong undies tody, I used to wear them when I did bachloret parties, she did not say anything about them but when she looked I saw her gazing for a min and I made it a point to put the robe opening in front.
 
ramboj70 said:
LOL I almost forgot I wore my favorite lephard thong undies tody, I used to wear them when I did bachloret parties, she did not say anything about them but when she looked I saw her gazing for a min and I made it a point to put the robe opening in front.



HAHAHAHAHA...dude you are too much! Damn doctor chicks are hot! My doc is a USAF Captain and she is f-in smokkkkkkkinnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Are you married bro?
 
AirBorne said:
HAHAHAHAHA...dude you are too much! Damn doctor chicks are hot! My doc is a USAF Captain and she is f-in smokkkkkkkinnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Are you married bro?
yep I am married and yes those damn usaf chicks are hot, I get a bonner ever time I see one. I used to love female officers, when us marines used to get shots from the navy docs they used to be girls, you know they went home and put that bill dilldo in there snach.
 
ramboj70 said:
yep I am married and yes those damn usaf chicks are hot, I get a bonner ever time I see one. I used to love female officers, when us marines used to get shots from the navy docs they used to be girls, you know they went home and put that bill dilldo in there snach.



HAHAHAHAHA........awesome! Yeah dude my doc is so hot....i love goin to see her! Shes got awesome bombs and a tight body. My GF is a soon-to-be 2ndLt also. Ill post a pic or two of her when my computer stops being a cocksucker! Gotta love those officers! Peace bro and be careful at the Doc's house LOL
 
AirBorne said:
HAHAHAHAHA........awesome! Yeah dude my doc is so hot....i love goin to see her! Shes got awesome bombs and a tight body. My GF is a soon-to-be 2ndLt also. Ill post a pic or two of her when my computer stops being a cocksucker! Gotta love those officers! Peace bro and be careful at the Doc's house LOL
I have to explain to me wife why I am going out to lunch then to her house, she is ok for a doc I would fuck her sober I think its the money I want, LOL
 
AirBorne said:
My doc is a USAF Captain and she is f-in smokkkkkkkinnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Are you married bro?
Like Jack Nicholson said. Ain't nothing like getting blown by a superior officer...........11
 
eleven11 said:
Like Jack Nicholson said. Ain't nothing like getting blown by a superior officer...........11



"....and let me tell you. There is nothing sexier than a woman you have to salute in the morning."

haha very true!!!
 
AirBorne said:
"....and let me tell you. There is nothing sexier than a woman you have to salute in the morning."

haha very true!!!
oh ya I remember very well. I was in the AF 86-90.........11
 
i used to clean carpet for many years. i cut the best patterns with that wand than anyone would see.... her name was wanda. sheloved me.... I had to move on.... i loved that job.

wanna hire me for like 80,000 a year? i know what they make... dont skimp me!!!! get some corporate buildings and you'll never have to do residential again!!!!
 
thick said:
so are your back and bowels better?
well if my fucking back dont get better I will be living on the fucking curb or going back into the Marine Corps. I finally got to take a shit it was small but felt good the ortho said I will be shitting my braines out really soon. I guess my nerve got pinched just a little that made the bowls fuck up. and lunch went awsome with her today. she paid and said we have to do this again sometime because I had a really great time with you. she said are you always this fun, I smiled and said always. I dont know where she is going with this but I am liking it, I just hope she dont ask for the sex I might have to charge her.
 
god damn rambo would i like to be in your position!! dont forget to take some cialis when she asks you to come to her house-lol! But geez u must be a smooth talker! You give lessons?? haha
 
Well Rambo, you know what this means right? You're going to have to post a pic of your doctor now, so get on it. :D
 
Fast Food said:
YEAH! GET ON THAT SHIT!

do i smell 2 divorces in the air?!??!?!?!??!
well I got this call this morning on my cell from her, she wants to do lunch today, and get this she said I wont take no for a answer because I tried to say no because I love my wife and I want to fuck this doc and she told me I know you have nothing going on today say lets say 1pm wow I must tell her that I am happily married or should I wait to see what she does, I really need to stop egging on these women, I am going to get into trouble one day!
 
Whats more important, your marriage or a single encounter with this other chick?
 
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