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[Fast Food]

It really sucks b/c she got a hold of my camera and deleted the juicy ones. Including pics of her banging herself and all sorts of shit. Even after i went to bed she took more crotch shots. She was pretty crazy. Coming up to see me in a couple of months. I will take pics again and than try to switch memory chips or whatever

very disappointed in you old man! lol..... you better not go to bed while the bitch is still awake.... if you are tired from bangin her out.... KNOCK HER OUT WITH THE PEOPLES THUMB.... IT PUTS MANY PEOPLE TO REST!!!!

 

[thick]

lmao! I had enough. Dude she wanted anal and all. She would sit there and finger her own asshole. WHen we were driving to the club she sat there and banged herself as she drove. SHe wore a very small and tight skirt with no panties. Lots of people got some good peeks on the dance floor cause my hands were all up in that shit lmao. DOLFE, yes her arms are definitely a little flabby but her "D" tits and shooting pussy more than made up for it. ALso, I did not lick that ass.

very disappointed in you old man! lol..... you better not go to bed while the bitch is still awake.... if you are tired from bangin her out.... KNOCK HER OUT WITH THE PEOPLES THUMB.... IT PUTS MANY PEOPLE TO REST!!!!

 

[Chip Bronson]

I will take pics again and than try to switch memory chips or whatever

that's what i like to hear. deviance at its finest. yeah!!!!

ps: you should've liked the asspipe bro.

 

[Chip Bronson]

i bet, since you didn't pop her in the pooper, she won't be coming up to visit.

 

[dolfe1]

lmao! I had enough. Dude she wanted anal and all. She would sit there and finger her own asshole. WHen we were driving to the club she sat there and banged herself as she drove. SHe wore a very small and tight skirt with no panties. Lots of people got some good peeks on the dance floor cause my hands were all up in that shit lmao. DOLFE, yes her arms are definitely a little flabby but her "D" tits and shooting pussy more than made up for it. ALso, I did not lick that ass.

Thick you can't lie we know you did. lol Make a video of the shooting pussy please.

 

[thick]

I guarantee i didnt lick. I didnt even stick it. I prefer vaginal over anal. Anal is nothing great in my opinion. If i wouldve known Hogg was living vicariously through us than I would've asspounded her .She got mad at me the first time i came b/c i didnt blow it in her mouth lol. She was like you were supposed to save it for me. Chipper, she is coming up. She called the other day and wanted me to talk her through a little vibrator action over the phone lmao. Dolfe, what good would a video do since your sorry asscant even figure out how to post videos

 

[Chip Bronson]

alright dude, since she's coming up then we need to re-group and get you into ass-banging shape.

first, we need a mantra for you to chant and meditate to throughout the day. FUCK THAT ASS, will do nicely. a little neurolinguistic programming couldn't hurt either so, to that end, you need to make a tape with phrases like, I LIKE TO FUCK THE ASSPIPE, ASS IS GOOD, LICK THAT DOOKIE HOLE, ASSMUNCHING IS WHAT I'M ABOUT, and other similar positive affirmations. play this for yourself every night as you fall asleep. also, rent out 3-4 dozen anal porno flicks to get you more well-rounded in this area. this should take care of your psychological and emotional worlds just fine. now for the physical part.

start sucking on pennies regularly during the day, while at work, at the supermarket, the gym, etc. the copper taste of the penny will get you used to, and digging, the taste of ass. give yourself the occasional dirty sanchez to get used to having an ass in your face. get yourself one of those portable pussies they sell on the internet and get the tiniest size; the one for midgets. then fuck that bad boy, without lube, a few times a week to get your dick used to that grip-tight feeling. remember, no lube. you're in training.

follow this regimen faithfully and by the time this chick comes up to see you, you'll be a full-fledged analman. if any other bros here have any more protocols you think would be helpful to thick please, for that girl's asshole sake, post them.

 

[thick]

lmao chip. she said she is going to watch a couple of porno's and try to learn some new tricks. I will fuck her up the ass this time but no amount of anal mantra is going to get my happy licker in the poop shoot. Even the taint shall be ignored.

 

[Chip Bronson]

aha!!!! now we're getting somewhere. you're gonna fuck the ass now. cool. you're half-way there bro. now you just need to work on the penny-sucking...

 

[thick]

b/c there are so many porn experts on here. they saw her pic on an web best tits contest lol he is not the first to get busted either. I WOULD NVER POST A PIC CLAIMING SOMETHING THAT DIDNT OCCUR. these guys would catch it for sure

lol c-j was busted for thoose titties in his avatar not being his wife? How did they bust him? thats funny shit[/QUOTE]

 

[thick]

i have pounded a few girls asses. Might have two weeks ago but i was so drunk i couldnt tell where i had it. seems like i remember her squirming all of a sudden lol and she was old. but that is a whole new story. back to this thread. It is not that i havent pounded asses, it is the fact that i prefer pussy over ass. That aint gonna change. I have had mr. thicknveiny in the tailpipe and he prefers to stretch out the labia and knock on the cervix rather than the stretch the colon and knock on last nights dinner

aha!!!! now we're getting somewhere. you're gonna fuck the ass now. cool. you're half-way there bro. now you just need to work on the penny-sucking...

 

[Chip Bronson]

he prefers to stretch out the labia and knock on the cervix rather than the stretch the colon and knock on last nights dinner

LMFAO!!! good one thick... soooo, you sucking on that penny yet?...