My wife

[plmuscle]

I gave my wife $150 to go buy me some chicken breasts and other stuff, we have been together for 7 years. She knows I hate the thick chicken breast and she knows what kind I always buy. Why when the fuck I get home this motherfucker has the thick chicken breast? I threw that shit in the garbage, she told me you might wanted to switch up and it was cheaper, IF I ASKED FOR CHEAPER I WOULDA TOLD YOU TO GET THE CHEAP SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GAWD DAYUM WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bob Smith]

There is this great new invention called a knife. Knives + chicken = thin breasts.

 

[Southernjuice]

There is this great new invention called a knife. Knives + chicken = thin breasts.

 

[plmuscle]

LMAO@Bob

I just hate thick meat and she knows it. On top of that she purchased the wrong brand and it has too much sodium(I like to watch my sodium)

I don't know what was going thru her mind.

 

[tcso1506]

There is this great new invention called a knife. Knives + chicken = thin breasts.

Dont feel bad I sent my wife to the grocery and TOLD her DO NOT get any JUNK food, just ge the good shit. so when I get home from work she is gone to the gym. So I look around and low and behold NO junk food ( I was kind of proud of her). Well I decided to bake me some chicken breasts so i was preheating the oven at 400 degrees. About 5 minutes into preheating I smell the worse smell of my life, so im thinking something is wrong with the stove. I open it up , and there was melted plastic everywhere. She had hid 12 cup cakes in the oven.

OHHH I was pissed. So when she got home I.........


be back in a bit

 

[Bob Smith]

lol, you guys are funny!

I didnt send Jewel to the grocery store today. She still came home with a whole bunch of meat from the grocery store. It was on sale, so she loaded up and brought it home for me.

 

[plmuscle]

lmao@tcso


Bob I might need a woman like Jewel,lol

 

[brady_hilltop]

gf's

im currently dieting for my 1st competition....and my girlfriend ask what kind of stuff i was eating...i told her...

....she shows up @my house my kfc chicken breasts....and says,"I figured we could just peel the 'skin' off."



bRaDy

 

[Tank01]

im currently dieting for my 1st competition....and my girlfriend ask what kind of stuff i was eating...i told her...

....she shows up @my house my kfc chicken breasts....and says,"I figured we could just peel the 'skin' off."



bRaDy

now that is funny

... if you dont like what they get... then do it yourself

or date somone who has a clue...

 

[brady_hilltop]

now that is funny

... if you dont like what they get... then do it yourself

or date somone who has a clue...

she means well...her heart was in the rite place...so i couldn't be mad

perhaps her head was stuck in another place ..

bRaDy

 

[ramboj70]

she means well...her heart was in the rite place...so i couldn't be mad

perhaps her head was stuck in another place ..

bRaDy

well you have a choice, eaither you eat what they get, or you dont eat at all

 

[Bob Smith]

now that is funny

... if you dont like what they get... then do it yourself

or date somone who has a clue...

Amen, bro.

 

[Meat Train]

Feeding us animals is a do-it-yourself job--- grocery shopping is built into the regiment.

Not only would I not trust anyone with buying my food, but also preparing it.

 

[pgjy]

Damn you bros are spoiled....I do the grocery shopping and all the cooking
in my house.

and get this, lastnight I asked her to give me my injection (glute) and she
says "I'm not giving you any more injections" WTF !

Well fuck it, I loaded one up and said to her...watch this and injected into
my delt right there in front of her.

then when we go to bed, she wanted to have sex w/ me....hell no I said,
turned the other way and went to sleep.

women...aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[shredalean]

Damn you bros are spoiled....I do the grocery shopping and all the cooking
in my house.

and get this, lastnight I asked her to give me my injection (glute) and she
says "I'm not giving you any more injections" WTF !

Well fuck it, I loaded one up and said to her...watch this and injected into
my delt right there in front of her.

then when we go to bed, she wanted to have sex w/ me....hell no I said,
turned the other way and went to sleep.

women...aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[thick]

my centiments ezactly

now that is funny

... if you dont like what they get... then do it yourself

or date somone who has a clue...

 

[bigpmp]

Not to flame bro, but if you can throw food in the trash because it is "too thick" then you have never been hungry. You should never treat your woman like that either. She ment well. Don't ever get so comfortable that you take her for granted, because you never know when you might have to live without her. If she pisses you off that bad, then maybe you should do the shopping for a while. Maybe you could clean too, and cook and pick up the kids, and wash your clothes. I had to do all that for 12 months while my wife was deployed. I don't think I will ever bitch again.

 

[plmuscle]

I cook my own food and I clean also, because I hate a dirty house. My wife is a Nurse and she works 12 hour shifts. So the next time she sends me to teh store to get her tampons I'm going to come back with the cheap brand and see what she says

 

[oldtimer]

If i ask my wife (or anyone else for that matter) for something and they don't get me what i wanted, i don't say a word, i simply go and get it myself next time.

If you ask someone to do something and s/he doesn't do it the way you want it, you got yourself to blame, you were the one who asked him/her (unless it's paid work).

-OT

 

[Chip Bronson]

lmfao!!! now THAT was GOOD. if she uses tampons, get her a box of maxi pads... lol...

also, i like to prepare my own food. and i do much of the cooking at home for the both of us as well. luckily the wife realizes (has learned) that food is important to me and she has learned over the years what to buy and what to avoid. and the junk food stays out of the house.

I cook my own food and I clean also, because I hate a dirty house. My wife is a Nurse and she works 12 hour shifts. So the next time she sends me to teh store to get her tampons I'm going to come back with the cheap brand and see what she says