My wife

[Neodavid]

Wife works 12 hour shifts in a horribly stressful environment (my wife is a nurse too, head of emergency), and she gets the wrong chicken breasts?

You self centered egotist... you arrogant ungrateful ass...

Get on your fucking knee's and beg your wife's forgiveness for having to put up with you.

If you think you have a hard time living with her, buddy, you should hear her side of it.

I say this with the experience of a divorce and my own foolishness, acting just like you for 11 years. I judge you not, only tell you my own error, and how things really are.

I cook my own food and I clean also, because I hate a dirty house. My wife is a Nurse and she works 12 hour shifts. So the next time she sends me to teh store to get her tampons I'm going to come back with the cheap brand and see what she says

 

[Chip Bronson]

nice post brother. but let me ask you, why did you hold back?

Wife works 12 hour shifts in a horribly stressful environment (my wife is a nurse too, head of emergency), and she gets the wrong chicken breasts?

You self centered egotist... you arrogant ungrateful ass...

Get on your fucking knee's and beg your wife's forgiveness for having to put up with you.

If you think you have a hard time living with her, buddy, you should hear her side of it.

I say this with the experience of a divorce and my own foolishness, acting just like you for 11 years. I judge you not, only tell you my own error, and how things really are.

 

[Neodavid]

heh heh heh...

Nothing like seeing a bro going down the same path to FUCKING STUPIDITY that destroyed your own life... Man, how come men are so damned stupid.

20 years later, I look back and remember, she was the BEST lay, the BEST looking woman, sexier than hell, worked like a DOG 12 hours a day often, and on top of that cleaned and cooked.

Uh... EXCUSE ME?

WTF was I THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I yelled at her for shit, and she took it, for 11 years.

We get problems from how our parents acted, is my theory. But shit, someone has to remind us how insanely we are acting.

I wish to God someone had beat the living shit out of me and threatened to kill me if I disrespected her again.

Patty, wherever the hell you are girl, I'm SORRY!!!!!

nice post brother. but let me ask you, why did you hold back?

 

[Peace Division]

Thanks for the posts Neo. They're making me think about how I treat my lady and to make sure I don't take her for granted.

 

[Chip Bronson]

neo, you make a great point about us picking up our parents 'bad' behaviors or traits. and what's so insidious about the whole process is that most of us are complete unaware that we are doing so. that's why we do stupid things over and over and then scratch our heads when we dont get the outcome we are looking for. that's why it takes us so long (and so many failed relationships) to sort our shit out. and that's also the reason why many of us never get our shit sorted out. you've seen these bros... going around and around in fucking circles doing the same stupid shit and wondering, 'duh, why is my life so off?...'

heh heh heh...

Nothing like seeing a bro going down the same path to FUCKING STUPIDITY that destroyed your own life... Man, how come men are so damned stupid.

20 years later, I look back and remember, she was the BEST lay, the BEST looking woman, sexier than hell, worked like a DOG 12 hours a day often, and on top of that cleaned and cooked.

Uh... EXCUSE ME?

WTF was I THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I yelled at her for shit, and she took it, for 11 years.

We get problems from how our parents acted, is my theory. But shit, someone has to remind us how insanely we are acting.

I wish to God someone had beat the living shit out of me and threatened to kill me if I disrespected her again.

Patty, wherever the hell you are girl, I'm SORRY!!!!!

 

[Neodavid]

To Chip and Peace,

No kidding guys... thank the Lord I can tell everyone of my horrible mistakes. There is no fix but in God, and I thank God he lets my mistakes help others not make them.

We can't help how we feel, but we can talk to our wives and tell them we know we are working out a life of bad learning. Trust me, they understand this... they almost always love it.

Mine, for instance, constantly tells me I'm the best husband in the world, after I told her I was sorry she had to put up with the crap still inside of me.

She knows God is working on it. And she feels the same way about herself, which to me is weird, since she's perfect.

Anyway, there is something HUGE about being humble, honest, and intimate about your own knowledge of your faults. It makes women's knee's weak, and they want to bang you really really hard that night.

(grin)

(the grin is for Dolfe, who tells me there are smileys and i don't have to grin so much. I like to grin... (grin) )

Thanks for the posts Neo. They're making me think about how I treat my lady and to make sure I don't take her for granted.

 

[Chip Bronson]

100% in agreement here neo and no joke. oh yeah, she appreciates the fact that i have the strength, honesty and grace to admit that i do have 'learned' issues which i am working to correct each and every day. it takes a lot of courage to admit to yourself that you are far from perfect and need a lot of work to bring yourself to a better place. but it's the only way to achieve true happiness in one's life...

We can't help how we feel, but we can talk to our wives and tell them we know we are working out a life of bad learning. Trust me, they understand this... they almost always love it.

 

[oldtimer]

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts. Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now. He looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so.



Fine, then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right. To which he replied, fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so.



Fine, she says, then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break. I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix steps. He says, does it look like I have ACE Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.



I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!!



So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home.



As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.



Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?



She said, well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake. He said, so what kind of cake did you bake?



She replied, hello...

Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!

 

[thick]

haha perfect timing for this one

She replied, hello...

Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!