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FreakyFreddy

FreakyFreddy

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Hello barbarians of steel, sweat and tanning lotion, today my agent - Hilary, a short balding man with the build of danny devito but the "x factor" all millionaires have, called me up to say I have a starring role in the new homo erotic feature film "Star Whores", with a possible sequel "the empire shafts blacks" already being written. Like most red blooded butch males I grew up pretending I WAS princess Leia in that tiny bikini, struggling "no no, Jabba no, o0o0o0o you have a big cock though" and other role play with my close circle of budding muscle men. I was somewhat disappointed then when I was offered the role of Hans Mojo's arch rival Bobba Felch, as I was already imagining Hans rescuing me in impossibly tight spandex pants wielding his "light sabre". Still it will pay well, and fellating my agent on the casting couch was remarkably pleasant, for such a chubby man.
 
congratulations on your new role. Freakster hits hollywood.
FreakyFreddy said:
Hello barbarians of steel, sweat and tanning lotion, today my agent - Hilary, a short balding man with the build of danny devito but the "x factor" all millionaires have, called me up to say I have a starring role in the new homo erotic feature film "Star Whores", with a possible sequel "the empire shafts blacks" already being written. Like most red blooded butch males I grew up pretending I WAS princess Leia in that tiny bikini, struggling "no no, Jabba no, o0o0o0o you have a big cock though" and other role play with my close circle of budding muscle men. I was somewhat disappointed then when I was offered the role of Hans Mojo's arch rival Bobba Felch, as I was already imagining Hans rescuing me in impossibly tight spandex pants wielding his "light sabre". Still it will pay well, and fellating my agent on the casting couch was remarkably pleasant, for such a chubby man.
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yo freddy, did you ever get paid for your cameo in the adult flick remake of 'the adventures of pinnochio'? you know, the one where you sat on pinnochio's face screaming, 'lie you bastard, LIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!'.... :D that was cool... ;)
 
Chip Bronson said:
yo freddy, did you ever get paid for your cameo in the adult flick remake of 'the adventures of pinnochio'? you know, the one where you sat on pinnochio's face screaming, 'lie you bastard, LIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!'.... :D that was cool... ;)
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lmao :D
 
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