No matter what, Lance Armstrong always wins

[Steroid News]

Government steroid/PED/fraud investigation of Lance Armsrong is over.

Lance Armstrong licked 'em again. Always has. Always will.

Like cancer and the Tour de France, the federal government turned out to be just another challenge to conquer. On his trophy wall, next to those bright yellow jerseys he got for winning the world's toughest bike race seven times, Armstrong can now hang the scalp of steroid cop Jeff Novitzky.

Zip. Nada.

Those aren't the exact words U.S. Attorney Andre Birotte Jr. used to announce that the criminal investigation of Armstrong was over.

But it amounted to the same thing.

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