not a kneejerker

[thick]

but not as bad as dolphes jokes lmao

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage
>last:
>
>1--Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant,
> have a little wine, some good food and compan-
> ionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
>
>2--We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in
> Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.
>
>3--I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps
> finding her way back.
>
>4--I asked my wife where she wanted to go for
> our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in
> a long time!" she said. So I suggested the
> kitchen.
>
>5--We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
>
>6--She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and
> electric breadmaker. Then she said, "There are
> too many gadgets and no place to sit down!"
> So I bought her an electric chair.
>
>7--Remember...Marriage is the number one cause
> of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces
> started with marriage.
>
>8--I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
> first name was Always.
>
>9--I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I
> don't like to interrupt her.
>
>10-The last fight was my fault. My wife asked,
> "What's on the TV?".......I said, "Dust".
>
>
>

 

[dolfe1]

Haha, glad you informed us in the title that this would not be funny. lol

 

[esco]

good one thick! atleast someone is picking up the slack for dolfe!

 

[dolfe1]

Hey I wouldn't exactly call that picking up the slack. lol

 

[Ripped100]

I liked #4, #7, #8, #10 . I liked #4 the best. I'll tell it to my wife

 

[thick]

it was a 2 part joke. The other part was spelling your name wrong. u probably are so used to it now. I did it yesterday also and no response.

Haha, glad you informed us in the title that this would not be funny. lol