Omfg! If you havent seen this...lol

[Stretch]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWBmTq3JJw&feature=youtube_gdata_player"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWBmTq3JJw&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]


Don't be fucking lazy. Click it and you will be happy....trust me.

 

[Y2JVD]

Lol nice

 

[zeno]

That's bad ass stretch... that ones going on FB[)]

 

[Wiscon]

I'd stack that with an injectible though

 

[Pericles]

I'd stack that with an injectible though

Test and tren.

That was freakin' hilarious. However, I have just one bit of advice: Don't kick her in the tits, go for the cunt. Whenever I try to do a high kick I get micro tears in my hamstrings.

 

[MANWHORE]

She has Restraining Order
on her side, so you gotta watch the yelling

The only way to really win, is to
fuck her best friend or her sister, then
run for the hills

 

[Pericles]

She has Restraining Order
on her side, so you gotta watch the yelling

The only way to really win, is to
fuck her best friend or her sister, then
run for the hills

I gave my wife a Valentines card that said "Be my Valentine....if not, please give this card to your sister.[)]

Now that I think about it, why not try and get her sister AND her best friend in a 3 way?

Oh, and in regards to the restraining order, law enforcement means the relationship is over.

 

[Pork Chop]

Next time I go to my Doc I will be thinking Dr. Pussyface when I see him.

 

[jakep]

lol.

 

[MythotiK]

I don't think that was real

 

[Pericles]

Here was my favorite clip back when I was teaching the 13th-14th grade.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVvKnq5XT-g]I am worried about my grade - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Newname]

Bwaha! Amazing.

 

[MANWHORE]

That teacher sucks!

Even Mr. Hand would have
let him do some extra credit.

 

[Pericles]

That teacher sucks!

Even Mr. Hand would have
let him do some extra credit.

But why didn't the student do the work he/she was supposed to do in the first place? Is that fair to the kids who did do the assignments? It is impossible to do 4 quality papers in one night....in fact it is impossible to do one quality paper in a 24 hour period.

 

[Pork Chop]

That teacher sucks!

Even Mr. Hand would have
let him do some extra credit.

Now if it was a hot chick I would let her do some extra credit!