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ramboj70

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ak here it is , today I went back into emergence room because I started to vomit, along with not being able to shit for over a week, well my doc was a lady, wow nice looking (kind of) well told her my problems and she said ok we are goning to run some tests, firsy I want to check your rectum, I was thinking just tale a quice peek, well this fucking bitch put that glove on and slammed that finger so far up my ass it came out my mouoth and picked my bugger out of my noise, I am not kidding, today bro's I lost my verginity, and my man hood! I then told her that I will get her back for that, she smiled. I was being honest with her and I told her I was not trying to be a pervert, but when I had sex with my wife over the weekend I cock wen limp super fast and I am used to going for atleast a hour, thats when I am on a cycle, she smiled and asked me if I was on AAS I smiled and said how else do you think I can gor for so long 4 X a day. she had this super big smile on her face and I swear I think i saw her nips get hard and the pussy lips in the skirt shatter with joy wanting me to nail her on the table.
now here is the really super funny part, I told her my wife was out of town for a few months helping her family out, (she smiled and said so your alone) Iof course I said yep but anyway I told her since my wife was gone I have been jacking off alot to releave my sexual fantaseais, but it was getting hard for me to stay hard and it takes for ever for me to nut. this is very true I was being honest I thought it might be because of back problems, now is it natural for the doc ask to see my shaft and balls? well she did and she grabed it like a fucking bat, check for a hernia, and felt my balls (they were tiny fuckers) they way she grabed my crank made me get so fuckin hard I felt embaressed, she said looks like no problem here. I said thats because your hot and I am looking down your shirt and you got me excited. she said I cant beleave you just said that. I said sorry but its true. was i wrong? can I expect sexual harrasemment charges?
 
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how in the hell do you get yourself into these situations?

neigbors,pharmacists,and now er nurses.

maxx
 
maxx said:
freddy is going to hate that...

maxx
it was so embaressing bro, but here is the sad part she said my anal muscles are not as strong as they should be, (not good) also I have whats called cauda equina, so that workers comp doc look out you bitch fucker because I a, sueing his ass for malpractice, if he would haved listened when i first complained of problem it might not have been this bad, now they have to go in and clean my shit out, and hope that meds take the swelling down to wear nerves function,
 
ramboj70 said:
it was so embaressing bro, but here is the sad part she said my anal muscles are not as strong as they should be, (not good) also I have whats called cauda equina, so that workers comp doc look out you bitch fucker because I a, sueing his ass for malpractice, if he would haved listened when i first complained of problem it might not have been this bad, now they have to go in and clean my shit out, and hope that meds take the swelling down to wear nerves function,
by the way i swear this really is true, so do i get the sexual harrasement charges on me?
 
ramboj70 said:
by the way i swear this really is true, so do i get the sexual harrasement charges on me?

i doubt it dude...i mean a lot of guys would get wood from a chick grabbing his cock,and looking down her shirt...just next time dont tell her why.

maxx
 
maxx said:
i doubt it dude...i mean a lot of guys would get wood from a chick grabbing his cock,and looking down her shirt...just next time dont tell her why.

maxx
well the way she grabed it bro, she grabed it like she was going to start stroking it, and she rubed it also, I had cold chills going thru my body I know its just about every mans fantacies to bang the doc in the room! i am gon gto try a spank my shit no matter how much it hurts, otr how long it takes, now the awsome thing is she is a orthopedic and thast who I convinced my workers comp insurance to let me see be i can get in eralier, so I am going to go at it agoin! LOL I am sure she has money
 
eleven11 said:
Poor rambo lost his anal virginity today!


I think I hear someone playing TAPS........11
I remember getting my 6 year physical for the marine corps and the doc wanted to put his fucking finger in my ass, I gave 2 options I break your fucking finger you homo, or I have the shits really bad and if I shit on your hand you the fuck cares, and I promis I will shit my undiesand you will be wearing them, he was only a navy 1st class which is E6 no big deal, so he took the easy way and said yep you look good to be devil dog, but I know this doc bitch had a smile on her face and was happy because I was a vergin and she probable watches this meso board and got the fucking idea from PT, so thanks bro, who else has got the anal check? come on bro's tell your experences.
 
I swear, if I never see one more post by Rambo, I will die I happy man...

Every Rambo post: "So I am at [insert normal place here] and I notice some hot girl. I say [insert stupid come on here] and she was so hot for me, that I think her [insert sexual stimulation characteristic here]. I told her my wife was [insert generic excuse here] and this hot girl wanted some. So I was wondering, [insert ridiculously obvious question here]? What do you guys think?"
 
lmao! Its like the formulas for tear-jerker movies or love stories...each one is the same story, just told with different characters.

How ya been Mark?
 
MK bro im in such a raw ass mood that ive not smiled in weeks utill i read SB's latest post. Thx Rambo i needed some kinda goofy shit like that to cheer me up.

Rock on

FTW




Mark Kerr said:
I swear, if I never see one more post by Rambo, I will die I happy man...

Every Rambo post: "So I am at [insert normal place here] and I notice some hot girl. I say [insert stupid come on here] and she was so hot for me, that I think her [insert sexual stimulation characteristic here]. I told her my wife was [insert generic excuse here] and this hot girl wanted some. So I was wondering, [insert ridiculously obvious question here]? What do you guys think?"
 
Well Rambo, I Would Welcome You To The Club............ But! You Have To Give The Peoples Thumb To Get In The Club, Not Recieve It! Wooo Hooooo, Hope You Enjoyed That.... It Almost Gives You An Appreciation To Serve The People Their Thumb!!!
 
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