BornToSquat
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LMAO, Ive never heard one that one before..lol 10 mins..lol And Man, I'll pass on that switch, I couldn't handle have it right next to me and not being able to have it..lol
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CyniQ - "within reason". Come on man.....McDonalds is EVERYWHERE! Or is that Starbucks?
I too have succomb to the sanctity of the tax deductable union. And the addition of a little 4 month old has fully ingrained me into the domesticated consumer section. It is better in that you don't have to impress everyone, all the time. You can be yourself and not care what you do, as that person won't think any more or less of you.
But it's hard not to miss the thrill of the chase.
I too have succomb to the sanctity of the tax deductable union. And the addition of a little 4 month old has fully ingrained me into the domesticated consumer section. It is better in that you don't have to impress everyone, all the time. You can be yourself and not care what you do, as that person won't think any more or less of you.
But it's hard not to miss the thrill of the chase.
MANWHORE
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LOL yeah ok i'll ask my wife if that works for herCyniQ said:
I can't do quickies because it takes her alot longer than 10min to get off and i don't get excited unless she gets off... well sometimes it's ok but i just want real sex NO not lovemaking sex i want hot sweaty feeling like i just ran a 26 mile marathone SEX! My sexdrive has gone down alot but not getting any at all sucks
CyniQ
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Girth said:
LOL. The thrill of the chase! That's exactly what I say. My wife says she doesn't miss it a bit. I don't really miss sifting through the psychos, or playing VD Russian Roulette. But I do miss the chase, or maybe the capture. That first moment when you realize that this is it. You ARE going to get laid tonight. That feeling is hard to beat.
My wife's really cool though and lets me play around a little. Not PLAY AROUND. But let's me flirt a little. We were out shooting pool with some friends (other couples) the other night. The girls were at one table, the guys at another, and there were some HOT college chicks at the table next to us. I got to talking to a couple of the college chicks, joking around and stuff. I got them all to pinch their nipples and sing "We're so easy." To a song on the Juke. It was hilarious. Everybody in the joint started watching (duh) and clapping. My wife thought it was funny. But some of the other guys wives got pissed.
My friends kept saying, "It wasn't me. It was the one armed man." 
Had to throw in the one armed man line
MANWHORE
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Ha ha that's great. I can't even look at girls without my wife getting pissed ... more like upset and then goes on to tell me how she's not pretty anymore blahh blahh blahh... i do love her though so we'll work out things with the sexCyniQ said:LOL. The thrill of the chase! That's exactly what I say. My wife says she doesn't miss it a bit. I don't really miss sifting through the psychos, or playing VD Russian Roulette. But I do miss the chase, or maybe the capture. That first moment when you realize that this is it. You ARE going to get laid tonight. That feeling is hard to beat.
My wife's really cool though and lets me play around a little. Not PLAY AROUND. But let's me flirt a little. We were out shooting pool with some friends (other couples) the other night. The girls were at one table, the guys at another, and there were some HOT college chicks at the table next to us. I got to talking to a couple of the college chicks, joking around and stuff. I got them all to pinch their nipples and sing "We're so easy." To a song on the Juke. It was hilarious. Everybody in the joint started watching (duh) and clapping. My wife thought it was funny. But some of the other guys wives got pissed.
Had to throw in the one armed man line
BornToSquat
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"the thrill of the chase", thats what im talking about. I sometimes feel like a lion watching its prey, being married for the last five year has left me with no fear. I can walk up to damn near any chick with out any fear of being told no. BTW I had some of that good stuff last nite, I just couldn't help my self. For some reason I feel like im fresh out of jail.
CyniQ
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BornToSquat said:
LOL. For some reason.
What happened to the year?
I feel ya Manwhore.....I can't even wave at a woman who lives in our subdivision! I went so far as to shave my head in order to attract less women and make my wife more at ease.....Didn't work though, now I just attract different women.
I feel ya Manwhore.....I can't even wave at a woman who lives in our subdivision! I went so far as to shave my head in order to attract less women and make my wife more at ease.....Didn't work though, now I just attract different women.
BornToSquat
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year? what year? =)
CyniQ
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Ahhh. I love McDonalds.
Beefy
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McDonalds is fine. Just avoid the Extra Long Chili Cheese Coney at Sonic.
CyniQ
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Beefy said:McDonalds is fine. Just avoid the Extra Long Chili Cheese Coney at Sonic.
LMAO. Beef. Are you trying to imply that my wife has a really big, diseased COCK???
Beefy
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CyniQ said:
It's really hard to say what they put in hot dogs now days...Beef, Pork, Cock (poultry)...there's probably a little bit of everything in there. I've heard the chili is made out of Camel Toe.
