Piss test and subbing. Thoughts.

[cazper]

Thoughts on subbing piss with clean urine. Refrigerating and freezing still good to use? Piss test is tomorrow my buddy just got fired.. Got told time might change thinking of getting buddy to piss in jar for me today and refrigerating until tomorrow. Any thoughts? This will be sent to 2 different labs for testing. Will it work or does it need to be right before piss test (1-5 hrs)? Will I pass with reheated previously refrigerated piss, given that it is submitted at appropriate temp? I know there are mixed opinions across the web but I respect your guys' opinions more as I've learned more here than I have on any other site AAS or not.
Excuse for post but other thread were testing for aas and the other relevant ones are outdated (2004) much has changed since then. TY in advance. Kinda freaking the fuck out and waiting before ordering so I dont fuck myself and use up my saved money when I may need it.

 

[biebs111]

just make sure he is actually clean, if he is going to piss for you, and that he is not on any scripts. i have had friends use someone's piss because they were smoking weed, but then they failed the test for opiates or benzos because the guy that they got piss from had a scrip that they didnt think to mention.

if you get it more than a day in advance i would pop it in the fridge, and make sure that it is your body temperature when it goes in the cup. a lot of the time there is a little thermometer on the collection cup to make sure that the urine is the right temp

 

[cazper]

I have heat pads, balloons, twist ties, human grade digital thermometer without beeping sound all ready2go. The girl will be right outside the stall listening, blue shit in toilet to deter from diluting sample with toilet water, but no pat down or requirement to disrobe and use a hospital type gown so that part I'm ok with just worried about if the sample will be good after being refrigerated and reheated to pass the test.

 

[cazper]

I'm told they will be infrared testing the cup but I could be wrong.. I hope they do I would like a 2nd temp for reassurance..

 

[Boilermech]

What are you afraid of them catching? (personal question sorry). I work for a huge company and they do the biggest dam piss test I've seen. It's a 12 panel drug screen and it still doesn't test for AAS. It test for.

12 panel drug test only tests

Amphetamine (AMP) with cut-off level 1000 ng/ml
Barbiturate (BAR) with cut-off level 300 ng/ml
Benzodiazepines (BZD) with cut-off level 300 ng/ml
Cocaine (COC) with cut-off level 300 ng/ml
Marijuana (THC) with cut-off level 50 ng/ml
Methadone (MAD) with cut-off level 300 ng/ml
Methamphetamine (MET) with cut-off level 1000 ng/ml
Opiates (OPI) with cut-off level 2000 ng/ml
Oxycodone (OXY) with cut-off level 100 ng/ml
Phencyclidine (PCP) with cut-off level 25 ng/ml
Propoxyphene (PPX) with cut-off level 300 ng/ml
Tricyclic Antidepressant (TCA) with cut-off level 1000 ng/ml

 

[cazper]

Sorry thought I'd posted. Marijuana.

 

[Boilermech]

Ok that makes since. Got a good friend that I will try to talk to today and see what he does. I will try to get back with you as soon as I talk to him. He has got by with it for years.

 

[cazper]

ask if its lab tested too or cheap test too if you wouldnt mind

 

[Nitrust]

I used to pass piss tests all the time by subbing

Get a 2oz travel shampoo bottle clean the fuck out of it (the only need 2oz max)
Have him piss in the the day of (if you gotta get it 2 days in advance it will still be cold if you need it longer it can be frozen)
Warm it up to 105F (you will need a digital thermometer) get a cup of water microwave it and drop the entire bottle in the cup
2 pairs of titi whities then put it between your balls and asshole then put a pair of boxer briefs (the tight ones ) over the two pairs of underwear and vwallah it isn't going anywhere

The temp will drop until it reaches core body temp (98.6) and it will stay there (it has to be beween 95-100 to pass on the temp

Has worked for me on multiple occasions using fresh and frozen urine..

Oh and practice practice getting the temp right with warm water in a duplicate bottle to get comfortable

 

[Boilermech]

I used to pass piss tests all the time by subbing

Get a 2oz travel shampoo bottle clean the fuck out of it (the only need 2oz max)
Have him piss in the the day of (if you gotta get it 2 days in advance it will still be cold if you need it longer it can be frozen)
Warm it up to 105F (you will need a digital thermometer) get a cup of water microwave it and drop the entire bottle in the cup
2 pairs of titi whities then put it between your balls and asshole then put a pair of boxer briefs (the tight ones ) over the two pairs of underwear and vwallah it isn't going anywhere

The temp will drop until it reaches core body temp (98.6) and it will stay there (it has to be beween 95-100 to pass on the temp

Has worked for me on multiple occasions using fresh and frozen urine..

Oh and practice practice getting the temp right with warm water in a duplicate bottle to get comfortable

^^^Sounds like this is would work good.

Buddy here at work described somewhat same as how he carries it in. The difference here is there's no telling when you will have to go to test. So he said someone (he wouldn't mention who) here at my work pisses in a bottle for him every morning then he carries it with him all day.

Sounds like to much of a hassle to me. What if they call him in when the other guy is on vacation [emoji33]

He said he has always got fresh that day. And ours are sent to a lab.

By the way he's been here at the plant for 29 years and said he's only been tested 5 times total in all his years, but everyone knows he smokes it.

Keep us informed brother. I wish you the best.

 

[biebs111]

thats some serious dedication, carrying fresh piss around every day. must be a damn good job.

 

[Boilermech]

thats some serious dedication, carrying fresh piss around every day. must be a damn good job.

Just damn good Mary Jane according to him, lol.

He's got an easy job though. Sorry dog.
If I done that I would have someone else's piss all over me by the end of the day.

 

[pumpingiron22]

 

[cazper]

Well I get my piss to sub with today.. Apparently my boss is going to schedule the test for tomorrow sometime now and txt me the time to go to the office I have to refrigerate and reheat tomorrow.. hope all goes well.
Will let everyone know how it goes.
Fingers crossed..

 

[cazper]

After test I'm blazing a fat joint you'd better believe that!!!

 

[element00]

How about injecting your buddy's piss into your bladder?

 

[cazper]

I aint that hardcore brah

 

[Boilermech]

Good luck brother.

 

[Ricardo]

Good luck dude, we don't have piss tests for employees where I'm from, have to say it sounds kinda crazy that someone smoking a blunt before bed would be deemed unemployable...

 

[cazper]

So they cancelled it until next thursday.. the girl called in sick.. FML!
So I said fuck it rolled a joint cracked a budweiser and hoped on meso.
Fuckers now I need to get buddy to piss again for me.. sigh.