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[gr8whitetrukker]

"Weirded out" but you still insist she buy the single ply... Mmhmm yup sure. Lol.

Did i just finger myself?

That's why you need these.... Also, the superior post-sex cleanup option:

Yeah buddy i use em. Just for finishing touches tho. Keeps da 'roid from gettin all hot n bothered from all the dry paper

Baby wipes in every room of my house because you never know when some asshole needs to be eaten

I sincerely tried to eat my girls ass once. I was thinkin...
What would manwhore do? (In morgan freeman voice)
I got so close. Then i realized it was an asshole. WTF was i thinking?

 

[Wunderpus]

Did i just finger myself?

Yeah buddy i use em. Just for finishing touches tho. Keeps da 'roid from gettin all hot n bothered from all the dry paper

I sincerely tried to eat my girls ass once. I was thinkin...
What would manwhore do? (In morgan freeman voice)
I got so close. Then i realized it was an asshole. WTF was i thinking?

Do it! She'll probably like it!

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Do it! She'll probably like it!

She said shed think less of me

 

[MANWHORE]

Did i just finger myself?

Yeah buddy i use em. Just for finishing touches tho. Keeps da 'roid from gettin all hot n bothered from all the dry paper

I sincerely tried to eat my girls ass once. I was thinkin...
What would manwhore do? (In morgan freeman voice)
I got so close. Then i realized it was an asshole. WTF was i thinking?

Haha
Yea you should leave that nasty stuff to me Mr. Nasty Man as my Jamaican brother would say..
Tell your girl to press her lips together tight then try to wiggle your tongue in there. . that's exactly what it feels like

Its always best after a shower butt I'd eat my girls ass any time of the day really.. I'm not picky I just like women so much I'll do anything to get them wet