Random/Drug test (Marijuana) it's upsurdity..how do you guys win?

[Mdrock98]

Amazing that some businesses still penalizes people for testing positive for marijuana, even with a medical card due to federal regulations. It's fucking weed. Whatever, we all know what's up. Anyways, to the experienced, what have you done to beat one.. random or not random.

Cheers.

 

[MadBret]

If it's not random, I've personally brought my old bosses clean piss with me in a small, squeezable bottle with a top on it like a dish soap bottle. I kept it warm in a cup of coffee for the ride over, then moved it to the pocket in my underwear. The dude came in the room with me but I could tell he absolutely was not comfortable and didn't want to look at my junk. Worked like a charm...

 

[MindlessWork]

I even hear CBD oil may trigger a positive on those tests, so be careful if you use CBD oil. Even though CBD is supposed to contain only a microscopic amount of THC, you can get penalized as most employers expect ZERO THC on the test which may be sensitive to even the slightest amount of THC detected.

 

[Mdrock98]

So basically no other way around but to bring fake piss. One thing, I'm not living my life in fear. I have a medical card, with gear, and training weed helps me sleep, relax.. I don't give a fuck. Our system is fucked up. Be an alcoholic with shakes is a ok, but God forbid smoke a joint after training to relax and sleep, and I'm labeled a drug addict. War on drugs right? They rather keep us drunk and sick for the sake of the governments pockets. Piss test me. I don't give a fuck. Im not going to be held captive by my job. Their are plenty of jobs, and opportunities to not enjoy and have the good quality of life I want. We only have one. Sure, I'll be on my ps and qs, and work hard, but I'd be damn for them to control what I do in my personal life.

Cheers.

 

[MadBret]

You could try some of the fake piss options but I personally have no experience with them. Good luck what ever you decide to do, bud.

 

[Whopperflopper]

Small Elmer's glue bottle. Wrap in one of those pocket warmers. Put in your pocket, slice top of pocket. Sounds like your pissing and foam on top. Now just get clean pea.
Other choice? B vitamin for color, drink a gallon of water. Good luck

 

[shackleford]

I even hear CBD oil may trigger a positive on those tests, so be careful if you use CBD oil. Even though CBD is supposed to contain only a microscopic amount of THC, you can get penalized as most employers expect ZERO THC on the test which may be sensitive to even the slightest amount of THC detected.

I also heard CBD can test positive for THC using those field test kits. No personal experience, but if your riding around with cbd and get busted for thc, its gonna be a bad day.

Small Elmer's glue bottle. Wrap in one of those pocket warmers. Put in your pocket, slice top of pocket. Sounds like your pissing and foam on top. Now just get clean pea.
Other choice? B vitamin for color, drink a gallon of water. Good luck

Years ago, I drank a cup of apple cider vinegar and a ton of water, cause friends know best right? It came back too diluted, results inconclusive, same as a fail in the employers eyes. I told the boss why and got the job anyway. Too bad he turned out to be a real asshole after that.

 

[Mdrock98]

So check it. I only will get piss tested if I get into an.accident drivinh or get hurt. My job is chill became I labor at parks so I got.other dudes to drive, and.getting hurt is not an.option. I got.to.train. I keep some fake piss in my bag, with water if I ever get tested I'll just run to.the restroom , tape it to my nuts, and it will be hot enough body temp by the time the nurse checks me in.

Fuckin control and Reagan.

 

[shackleford]

So check it. I only will get piss tested if I get into an.accident drivinh or get hurt. My job is chill became I labor at parks so I got.other dudes to drive, and.getting hurt is not an.option. I got.to.train. I keep some fake piss in my bag, with water if I ever get tested I'll just run to.the restroom , tape it to my nuts, and it will be hot enough body temp by the time the nurse checks me in.

Fuckin control and Reagan.

You're a pa guy right? do you know what ever happened with senate bill 350?

 

[Mdrock98]

You're a pa guy right? do you know what ever happened with senate bill 350?

Yeah iam, I have no clue

 

[shackleford]

Yeah iam, I have no clue

i tried to look it up, looks like it died.

 

[Sp2.0]

I've passed with the synthetic kits you get at head shops. It's easy as long as they're not in the room with you.

 

[Mdrock98]

I've passed with the synthetic kits you get at head shops. It's easy as long as they're not in the room with you.

They work?

 

[Sp2.0]

They work?

I was successful twice with them. Its been a few years though

 

[Mdrock98]

I was successful twice with them. Its been a few years though

You know which one is solid?

 

[Cumminstech]

Time for an oil change

install a catheter, drain your bladder. Then take a bag of someone’s clean piss and do the same thing in reverse. Fill your bladder through the catheter with your buddies clean piss. Then when you piss, your pissing someone’s clean piss, with your own cawk

Ps. Not really serious. It would have to be a couple hundred thousand a year gravy train job for me to ever even consider doing this lol

 

[Sp2.0]

You know which one is solid?

It's been a minute since I've needed them so I don't recall the brands. I remember they both came with hand warmers and a temp strip.

 

[Mdrock98]

Time for an oil change

install a catheter, drain your bladder. Then take a bag of someone’s clean piss and do the same thing in reverse. Fill your bladder through the catheter with your buddies clean piss. Then when you piss, your pissing someone’s clean piss, with your own cawk

Ps. Not really serious. It would have to be a couple hundred thousand a year gravy train job for me to ever even consider doing this lol

Lmfao bro.

 

[Demondosage]

Easy, don't smoke weed and jeopardize a decent job. I wish I could hit the stuff at night to help sleep, but I don't. Why? Because my income and family is more important. It's illegal, period. Doesn't matter what I think personally, if I test positive I have just fucked my family over.

Now, there is another side to the legality of it also, one I've seen many times before working in the trades. Ppl fucking up and costing the company thousands of dollars, driving work trucks around higher than a kite, breaking shit and endangering others on the roadway. It works both ways, and I've seen more irresponsible dirtbags smoke than anybody else

 

[Demondosage]

And for the record, I'm not against it at all. I wish I could smoke at night to help sleep. It's just one of those things that becomes tough to draw the line. Next thing ya know some dumbass just cost you your entire business