Rub one at work

Patuba

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Alright guys. This is my first cycle and the Test is really kicking in. I haven't been this horney in years!! I'm at work and going nuts, my question is have you guys ever rubbed one out at work?

I don't think I should but I'm going nuts here and I don't have a secretary:).
 
hahahaha... I remember a very similar thread about a year or so ago.. IIRC it had about a hundred replies before it was all said and done...

And to answer your question ... No... Could you imagine the embarresment if you were caught? And in all honesty, I'm being paid to work.. not to rub one out.. taking a shit is one thing.. but beating my dick like it owes me money is just a bit too much.
 
It's all good now. I took a quick lunch break, went to my girlfriends, fucked her and am now back at work. That was fun :)
 
LOL! Man you're sick...haa..Rub one out at work, I couldn't look anyone in the face again when I was finished...
 
I take a lot of anti-depressants that kill my sex drive. I didn't know what to do, I haven't experienced anything like that in over 10 years.
 
Phreezer said:
hahahaha... I remember a very similar thread about a year or so ago.. IIRC it had about a hundred replies before it was all said and done...

And to answer your question ... No... Could you imagine the embarresment if you were caught? And in all honesty, I'm being paid to work.. not to rub one out.. taking a shit is one thing.. but beating my dick like it owes me money is just a bit too much.
LMFAO, LMFAO that is some funny shit bro, I would go ahead and rub one out who care is you get caught it all human, shit I pull over at the burger king and head to the bathroom and start rubbing one out, and when done go order a whopper, I have no regreats because what else are you supose to do, stay hard all day! you would look more stupid with a hard on then you would rubbing one out, hope this helps you bro
 
Great advice Rambo. I knew you wouldn't let me down!!

ramboj70 said:
LMFAO, LMFAO that is some funny shit bro, I would go ahead and rub one out who care is you get caught it all human, shit I pull over at the burger king and head to the bathroom and start rubbing one out, and when done go order a whopper, I have no regreats because what else are you supose to do, stay hard all day! you would look more stupid with a hard on then you would rubbing one out, hope this helps you bro
 
ramboj70 said:
LMFAO, LMFAO that is some funny shit bro, I would go ahead and rub one out who care is you get caught it all human, shit I pull over at the burger king and head to the bathroom and start rubbing one out, and when done go order a whopper, I have no regreats because what else are you supose to do, stay hard all day! you would look more stupid with a hard on then you would rubbing one out, hope this helps you bro

LMFAO leave it to rambo to pull over and rub one out at BK and then grab a whopper for the ride home. funny shit bro
 
on another note, what are your thoughts on beating it at a relatives house. you know, like when you're visiting your grandma's house on Christmas or something. i always lose my wood because i start to spank it then i remember that my grandpas dead and i start to feel like he's watching me. nothing like the thought of an 80 year old man watching you slap the salami to make you lose your boner
 
Patuba said:
Alright guys. This is my first cycle and the Test is really kicking in. I haven't been this horney in years!! I'm at work and going nuts, my question is have you guys ever rubbed one out at work?

I don't think I should but I'm going nuts here and I don't have a secretary:).

90% of companys .....monitor their employees online activity(with software)..... so chances are..that they already know you want to "rub one out" :eek:
 
Great,, now everytime I see someone head to the bathroom at work Im going to be wondering if they are squeezing the cream out of their twinkie....
 
jah_live10 said:
90% of companys .....monitor their employees online activity(with software)..... so chances are..that they already know you want to "rub one out" :eek:

I work in the IT department. They only monitor web pages by DNS names, and then only look for porn related stuff. They don't check message boards.
 
Ian Smith said:
Great,, now everytime I see someone head to the bathroom at work Im going to be wondering if they are squeezing the cream out of their twinkie....
next time you see someone go to the bathroom start banging on the fucking door saying I know your in there come on I know your in there so stop masterbating and get back to work and dont forget to wash your fingers! how about the women, who bring there lunch with them to work, If you see a lady grab her bannana out of her lunch or even a cutcumber and and head to the shitter with it you know she is goning to put it in her pussy, bang on the door and say come on I know your putting that bannana in your pussy let me have it when your done. LOL you see everyone does it, it is only human, I like to do it while I drive my van, so if I were to get into a accident it will still be in my hand when I was found.
 
mooselips said:
I hope none of you work at Subway or Blimpies...especially if I come in and order a ham and cheese on wheat.
guess where the mayo came from bro, LMFAO it came from me, how does my sperm taste? salty and warm
 
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