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illest

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Beginner Cycle HELP

I'll be a first time steroid user and have been reading the FAQ's to death and have written up my own BULK cycle. Would like to know what everyone thinks...

I'm currently 5'9, 140 lbs, no chest, no ass, (lol), ripped abs, haven't done BF count but I'm sure it's really low.

week 1-8: 200 mgs Deca

week 1-9: 400 mgs test Enanthate

week 1-4: 25 mgs Dbol ED (broken up into 3 dosages)

I haven't written up the recovery cycle yet, but is it necessary for me since it doesn't seem that I'd be pron to gyno? I know it helps testicales too, but isn't it just putting more crap into my body, wouldn't it be better to let my body go back on it's own? (just asking might be wrong here)

Also, if and when I have to do the recovery cycle can I start the cutting
cycle while recovering, or do I have to wait until I'm done recovering?

Thanks in advance...
 
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well ill say this...you even thinking that post cycle recovery isnt important ...says to me that you need to spend more time researching...also 5'9" at 140lbs...really all you need to do is learn how to eat....juice isnt gonna blow you up cause you cant put the groceries back
 
My philosophy is you shouldn't juice til you've lifted seriously for a while. At your size, and you say you have no chest, dude, your a beginner who will grow for 6 month if you just get into the gym and look at the weights.

Get the basic exercises down, don't be messing with chemicals yet.

How do you know you aren't prone to gyno if this is your first cycle? Dude, the only thing that looks worse than a bodybuilder with tits, is a guy with no chest and tits... you DON'T want to do that to yourself.

Maybe I'm prejudiced, but it just seems so whimpy to start out using chemicals when you haven't put the work in to begin with.

If you are going to tell me you've been lifting for years, I'm going to argue that it's not possible to not have some kind of chest if you are doing anything right.

Have you done something like this... warm up 2 sets or so, then put on something you can barely get 6 reps with for 3 sets, and then drop maybe 20 lbs or so (depends on the person) and do 8 reps for 3 sets...

Dude, you do that twice within 8 days, and the other basic exercises, and you WILL get a chest, and it will be a lot better for you than using roids. Why shrink your nuts when you haven't got any to begin with...

Get to the gym and pump for real before you pump chemicals.

(That was just rude, but I couldn't resist... no offense meant, I count all serious lifters as my brothers, and we have fun together. Testosterone levels generally run high, so the male bonding thing can get pretty rough)

If you tell me you have lifted for years and still have no chest, then I gotta say from experience, you ARE prone to gyno, cause your natural test levels are related to Pee Wee Herman's. The lower the natural test, the more symptomatic you become. We got a guy at the gym here with pee wee genetics, but he's huge on test, and I can't even bare to look at him with his shirt ON, cause his tits are so big.

You gotta do novla if you have been lifting and still have no chest... or you will get tits. Do a search on hcg too, cause it keeps your boys from shrinking so much.

Do you eat any protien? low protien intake can make lifting useless. 1 gram per lb. body weight is like a minimum if you are lifting at all, and 1.5 or more if you are using juice (or you are wasting the juice).

Good luck man, not having a chest sucks. It's my best body part, and women love it.

How old are you, etc...

You don't need a cutting cycle if you are that skinny, man (I'm an inch taller, and have 60lbs on you. The rule of thumb is 7 lbs per inch, so you are pretty thin).



illest said:
I'll be a first time steroid user and have been reading the FAQ's to death and have written up my own BULK cycle. Would like to know what everyone thinks...

I'm currently 5'9, 140 lbs, no chest, no ass, (lol), ripped abs, haven't done BF count but I'm sure it's really low.

week 1-8: 200 mgs Deca

week 1-9: 400 mgs Enanthate

week 1-4: 25 mgs Dbol ED (broken up into 3 dosages)

I haven't written up the recovery cycle yet, but is it necessary for me since it doesn't seem that I'd be pron to gyno? I know it helps testicales too, but isn't it just putting more crap into my body, wouldn't it be better to let my body go back on it's own? (just asking might be wrong here)

Also, if and when I have to do the recovery cycle can I start the cutting
cycle while recovering, or do I have to wait until I'm done recovering?

Thanks in advance...
 
Hey bro,I can already tell you that everyone is going tell you to start eating & training correctly and get to aleast 200 plus before you use AAS.How long have you been training and what's your diet like?I don't know what your goals are,but you will want to get to your natural limit before using AAS.I say that because the more cycle's you do the more uneffective they become for most people.
 
thanks

neodavid: thanks for the reply, wasn't offended at all, you're totally right about me not working out first and doing chemicals too soon. So, how long would you recommend me going to the gym before even considering doing juice?

one more thing, 200 lbs?? How am I supposed to gain 60 lbs naturally? That doesn't seem possible and if I could I don't think I'd want to be any bigger, so I wouldn't even need juice then.

btw, i'm 23 and ya having almost no chest sucks
 
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"The rule of thumb is 7 lbs per inch, so you are pretty thin"

7 lbs/inch? Help me out here...I thought you were saying 7lbs per inch on height...but that would give 69*7 = not right...
 
Ha ha ha!!!

No, it's a rule of thumb for comparing people of similar heights, used by insurance and health companies for statistical reasons. If a guy is 1 inch taller than me, and I'm at 'my' ideal weight (but not even close for a BB), then the other guy would weigh 7 lbs. more, and we would be considered the same.

I get a kick out of their charts. My ideal weight is 168lbs... HA. I'm 200, and damn, I could be a lot bigger.


SikFuk! said:
"The rule of thumb is 7 lbs per inch, so you are pretty thin"

7 lbs/inch? Help me out here...I thought you were saying 7lbs per inch on height...but that would give 69*7 = not right...
 
Cycle

Listen to these guys. Lift alot and eat alot. Save the juice until you have some quality natural gains on your frame. Get your dieat and training in order, then use the gear. I think you will just cheat your potential gear gains by using now. Just my humble opinion.
 
great

lovin all the responses, thanks a lot, but still one question that hasn't been answered that NEODAVID brought up. If i'm 5'9 140 lbs I don't think it's possible to get to 200 lbs naturally. My dad is 5'7, 195 lbs and is going on 50 yrs old. My metabolism is WAY too fast to get to 200, imho.

So the question is, what is my ideal weight to get to naturally, keeping in mind I'm very LEAN.

I'd say 165-170.

But, I'm no expert.
 
I probably won't offend you, but you might not like the answer. Not too many people would.

First 6 months, you will gain, IF YOU ARE CONSISTENT. I don't care who you are, it's SO easy to gain at first...

Then, another 6 months of consistency, and you will be about halfway there (not time wise, results wise). It takes maybe 2 or 3 more years before you reach anything close to your genetic limits of natural lifting.

Most guys your size in my gym, I feel sorry for. I'd love to go an talk to them about how they are wasting their time, but you can tell they aren't open minded enough. Their ego's are involved, and ego is the worst enemy of truth.

This routine SO worked for me... and it's so simple...

6 sets per body part, but always preceeded by 2 lighter warm up sets to prevent enjury.

Body parts...

I rotate the following, finding it comfortable for me. I'm neither a powerlifter or a bodybuilder, just a guy who looks damn good to the women, and that is my goal. My wife drools over me, and I get looks from women. I like that. I also like to stay young looking, and weight lifting does that SO well. At 44 I got mistaken for 29 the other day.

Legs
Chest
Back
arms

I want to keep this simple, and honestly you can do a lot more fancy stuff, but if you just want to look good, this will do it. It will give you the most for your money, least effort with greatest gains.

Remember, I'm focused on developing your muscles to look good, not to be a bodybuilder or powerlifter. This is cheap and easy, and you will grow, period.

For legs, get someone at the gym to show you squat technique. I hate squats, but your stuck with them unless you want bird legs, or going endless usless leg extensions (leg ext. are ancillary, not the main builder of muscle, so DON'T waste your time!!!)

Legs - 6 sets of 8-10 reps. Warmup, then use a weight you can barely do that last set on. You may only get 5 reps, and that's fine.

Chest - 6 sets of 6 and 8 reps. After warmup, 3 sets of heavier weight you can only do 6 reps with, and then then lower the weight by maybe 20 or so lbs, and do three more sets of 8 reps. The last reps in each set might make you shake, and that's okay.

Back - I have problems, so I can't do deadlifts, and again, this is to look good, so I use 3 sets per angle. Lat pulldowns (god, please don't pull the damn bar behind your neck!!!) for the down angle. Then I do something a little odd, but it works. I use the sit down cable row machine and stand up at it, pulling the cable (via a small handgrip) up towards my chest. That hits the upper back and anterior delts nicely. I always get compliments on my shoulder development. Nothing is as impressive as cannon ball delts. Then I do the normal seated rows, concentrating on using my back muscles, not my arms. Do whatever your gym has, heck bend over a bench and pull a dumbell up to your hip.


Arms 6 sets of 6, alternating skull crushers and curls on and easy curl bar. I hate seeing guys curl with light weights... use a weight that is HARD for crying out loud... just don't lose your form. You have to cheat a tiny bit at the bottom sometimes, but that's okay. A TINY bit...

Skull crushers are the best tri exercise ever, if you ask me. Hard to describe, sometimes called lying tricep extensions...


Do each routine twice every 9 days, rotating, legs, chest, arms back... the reason for that order is to let your arms recover. Doing chest one day and arms the next, will be a weak arm day, you will be too pooped to pump a heavy weight. You get one day off, no work.

After 6 months of this, you can start adding neat things like overhead dumbell presses, which will make your delts pop out, and a million other things you might fall in love with. To each his own. You gotta make this 'yours', or you won't keep it up. You have to like it, so do it your way.

Most newbies have no idea what intensity is, but it's necessary after the first month. First month, you shouldn't be too intense, your body has to start adjusting as a whole, and that take time. Maybe even two months.

After that, walk into the gym and destroy your bodyparts. The more they burn, the more they work, the more tired they are at the end, the more you will grow.

But you gotta eat protien, and I mean a lot more than you are used to.

I got up today and had 3 eggs and toast. An hour later at work I had 26 grams of whey. For lunch I had 6 pieces of fish and some steamed broccolli. Before my workout today, I'll have another cup of whey, and then for dinner I'll have a half a chicken... well, kind of... I don't like white meat, so I eat all the dark on one chicken (legs and thighs). Before bed, a snack of some kind of protein. I treat myself to a bad of M&M's every day too, just to feel human.

You may be an ectomorph, high metabolic rate, high catobolic response, so read up on this stuff. The way to stay motivated, is to keep reading and talking about it.

AFTER, and I mean after 2 years of VERY CONSISTENT working out, you will have gained at least 30 lbs, and look mighty fine to the women. They LOVE skinny guys with muscles... Big guys with muscles are useless to most women, no offense to the big guys, but in general women like shape over size (regarding muscle that is... heh heh).

Some women LOVE huge men, and more power to them. You and I are not concerned with these kinds of women. We can't have them. (grin)

You may make a lot faster gains than that, but you must eat enough protein, and you must be consistent in working out. If you miss a workout, don't let it get you down. The secret to consistency is not letting a failure make you stop. It all works eventually.

This stuff is a lot of work man, but let me tell you, after 6 weeks you will start seeing your body change, and after 90 days no one will recognize you. After that, it's your decision, but you get addicted to looking better than anyone else around, and having women stare at you in a muscle shirt walking down the street or at the mall.

Measure yourself right away, and have fun as you measure once a month, seeing the changes and seeing the tape numbers increase.

After 3 years of consistent lifting, if you slow way down in progress, start thinking of trying chemicals, and if it excites the hell out of you, go for it. But if you can't lift for that long consistently, doing roids will only shrink your nuts and make you lose muscle mass. Seriously.


Good luck man.

















illest said:
neodavid: thanks for the reply, wasn't offended at all, you're totally right about me not working out first and doing chemicals too soon. So, how long would you recommend me going to the gym before even considering doing juice?

one more thing, 200 lbs?? How am I supposed to gain 60 lbs naturally? That doesn't seem possible and if I could I don't think I'd want to be any bigger, so I wouldn't even need juice then.

btw, i'm 23 and ya having almost no chest sucks
 
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At 5' 10'' I got to 187 naturally.

You could go to 180, using the 7lb rule.

But you will look a LOT better at 170 than 140, so who gives a rats ass, right? Hell, get as big as you can, and be happy. Skip roids if you can.



illest said:
lovin all the responses, thanks a lot, but still one question that hasn't been answered that NEODAVID brought up. If i'm 5'9 140 lbs I don't think it's possible to get to 200 lbs naturally. My dad is 5'7, 195 lbs and is going on 50 yrs old. My metabolism is WAY too fast to get to 200, imho.

So the question is, what is my ideal weight to get to naturally, keeping in mind I'm very LEAN.

I'd say 165-170.

But, I'm no expert.
 
Neodavid said:
At 5' 10'' I got to 187 naturally.

You could go to 180, using the 7lb rule.

But you will look a LOT better at 170 than 140, so who gives a rats ass, right? Hell, get as big as you can, and be happy. Skip roids if you can.

Bro, I just wanna say, you've given this guy some really solid advice. And illest, please take it. Lift consistently and furiously for 3 plus years, eat like a champ, and you WILL gain a good amount of muscle. Peace.
 
Thanks man, love your icon/name... I have not come to bring peace, but division. Truth brings division when a thing can be divided. Those in truth cannot be divided by that which binds them.

Peace Division said:
Bro, I just wanna say, you've given this guy some really solid advice. And illest, please take it. Lift consistently and furiously for 3 plus years, eat like a champ, and you WILL gain a good amount of muscle. Peace.
 
Neodavid said:
Thanks man, love your icon/name... I have not come to bring peace, but division. Truth brings division when a thing can be divided. Those in truth cannot be divided by that which binds them.

Funny thing about my name. There's a house group out of the UK called Peace Division (been a fan since about '99). Around this time I really got into reading the bible. Well sure enough I come across Luke 12:51 and the way it is written, peace is directly above division.

Eureka I thought. These guys got their name from the Bible. How great is that? But to no avail, as I believe they got their name from a division of the UK's armed forces called crazily enough: Peace Division.

I thought it was a nice dichotomy as it represents who I am: an enjoyer of great music and a believer in Christ.
 
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Another reason I didn't see posted for not using AAS until you grow naturally is safety. You start growing some real muscles on that little frame that fast and you are going to have serious tendon and ligament probs. Your muscles will be growing way too fast for them to strengthen fast enough to suppor them.
Just my 2 cc's (stole that saying)
Jayce
 
Good point!

Juice is even a problem when you've been lifting a while. I've lifted since I was 17 (44 now), and my small bone structure is suffering.

My wrists are 7.5 inches around, that's smaller than most women. Makes me look great, but I keep injuring my wrists. They keep me from curling and doing skull crushers with more than 125 lbs. I can use 145 easily, but my wrists pop and get painful for a week if I do that much weight.

Yep, nothing like normal growth... roids may even be too much for me since I have small bones/joints.

I always thought they would grow as I lifted. I take TONS of absorbable calcium, etc., even MSM, glucosomine, and chondroiten, but nada... was tempted to go oh hgh to grow bone, but at $500 a month, no way (for enough to make a difference within 9 months).


jayce said:
Another reason I didn't see posted for not using AAS until you grow naturally is safety. You start growing some real muscles on that little frame that fast and you are going to have serious tendon and ligament probs. Your muscles will be growing way too fast for them to strengthen fast enough to suppor them.
Just my 2 cc's (stole that saying)
Jayce
 
just a bump for neodavid taking his time to give this guy some really sound advice.....we need more bros like you!
 
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