the houdeni

Massive690

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so i gave the bitch the houdeni tonight... you guys know what the houdeni is right????? for you rookies out there ol' massive will enlighten ya.... the houdeni is when you're doing a chick from behind and you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you busted a nut and turns around and then you jizz right in her face. its a great move but it gets you in trouble because its hard to keep from laughing. still, i definately recommend it
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA try the nasty dragon next time.....

let her blow you, come in her mouth, right at half swallow cover her mouth and punch her in the stomach.....itll come shooting out her nose like a fuckin snot-rocket!
 
whoa-- some of these things sound vicious...

How about the Rejection: When a girl gets you back for doing either of the top two by blowing you, pretending to swallow, but then spitting it in your face.

Or the Reverse: Same as the above but instead she pretends to kiss you and gives you back your gooey surprise.
 
Meat Train said:
whoa-- some of these things sound vicious...

How about the Rejection: When a girl gets you back for doing either of the top two by blowing you, pretending to swallow, but then spitting it in your face.

Or the Reverse: Same as the above but instead she pretends to kiss you and gives you back your gooey surprise.


HAHA damn that would suck!
 
Meat Train said:
whoa-- some of these things sound vicious...

How about the Rejection: When a girl gets you back for doing either of the top two by blowing you, pretending to swallow, but then spitting it in your face.

Or the Reverse: Same as the above but instead she pretends to kiss you and gives you back your gooey surprise.

yuck, uhh the terminology for that is snowballing
 
mooselips said:
Anyone know the proper definition of the "rusty trombone?"
LOL that's a new one on me, but if I had to guess I'd say somthing to do with a blow job after giving a meat injection of the ass
 
krom said:
LOL that's a new one on me, but if I had to guess I'd say somthing to do with a blow job after giving a meat injection of the ass
Ah-ha! That makes sense. From poopchute to piehole.
 
LMFAO

AirBorne said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA try the nasty dragon next time.....

let her blow you, come in her mouth, right at half swallow cover her mouth and punch her in the stomach.....itll come shooting out her nose like a fuckin snot-rocket!
 
i just like to bust my nut ... then get up and wipe my dick off in her curtains ... then go home! :eek:
 
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