This question is nasty but need some help...

[AdamTheStud]

Ok, now I have a question, whenever I take a s**t, it is always really messy and it takes about half a double-roll of toilet paper to wipe my *ss clean. Even when I eat lots of vegetables it still happens. I have tried a high fiber diet and also a low fiber diet but usually still have some messy dumps. It is not the dump itself which is messy, rather the clean-up. Has anyone else had these? Or does anyone know what I should take to make it better? Someone told me I should try one of those colon cleanser thingies..any feedback

 

[Peace Division]

How much water ya drinkin? And how many protein shakes ya havin?

 

[AdamTheStud]

Usually I drink about 1 gallon of water a day, and have 2 protein shakes, and 3-4 food meals, and the occasional protein bar

 

[Peace Division]

If my water intake is too low or I'm not drinking many protein shakes, I get those same symptoms as you described above. Have you been keeping a food log? If so, how many grams of fiber are you getting? You may wanna try the colon cleanser thing.

 

[Phil Burmese1]

If my water intake is too low or I'm not drinking many protein shakes, I get those same symptoms as you described above. Have you been keeping a food log? If so, how many grams of fiber are you getting? You may wanna try the colon cleanser thing.

lol, I was gonna post the same question, ask Joe Shmoe, I was just talking to him about this. Everytime I take a dump I have to wipe my ass unitl it is raw. I tried drinking more water, I have atleast 250 grams of protein a day, but still messy poops. I feel like there is still a poop in there and I am just wiping it layer by layer, and that is my only explanation. I am kinda annoyed and considering I take like 3 craps a day on the norm, my ass is hurtin. Sometimes, ok usually it also gets itchy, and make sure you dont go to bed with an itcy ass. You know what they say, "he who goes to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with stinky fingers"
Any info is greatly appreciated.
My ass will thank you!

 

[Pablo34]

lactose

You guys are most likely lactose intolerant, and you don't know it or believe it. Trust me, choose an isolate that is LACTOSE-FREE, not one that is "under 2% lactose and contains lactase enzyme". Trust me, it just doesn't work. I don't know if they underdose the lactase enzyme or they lie about the lactose amounts, but just get one that has NO lactose at all. You will pay a little more, but who cares. You won't have bad shits anymore.

 

[crewboss]

you supplementing creatine?

 

[oldawg]

Try Metamucil. Makes you look forward to taking a shit. Bam! Almost
no cleanup.
Why are turds tapered? So your asshole doesn't snap shut.

 

[roadkill]

What I do...

I keep a box of baby wipes on the sink. Any moist towelette will do the trick. Keeps you from wiping yourself raw. A couple swipes with TP then use the babywipes.

 

[bigmik44]

Definately metamucil. I eat lots of raw greens and metamucil straightens shit out right away! No mess.

 

[MACHI]

Wow

Damn! I thought I was the only one who had this annoying ass problem! lol no pun intended!

I feel your pain brothers! There are 3 types of shit.
1) Magical One-Wipers
2) Loose Stool
and the dreaded....
3) Pasty Shit

I'm assuming thats what you guys are describing. Without a doubt, the most annoying thing about #3 is that, if your sexually active, you need either a shower or a beday cause it just not possible without either of the two. This is of course provided that your female partner appreciates a good 69. This is also especially true when fornication sessions last quite some time and there is a considerable amount of perspiration involved. It just makes for nasty odors and that is, quite frankly, unacceptable for the sexual enthusiast!

THE SOLUTION to this annoying ass problem, as was aforementioned before in the thread, is METAMUCIL!!!!!! The powder from the gods!

 

[Pablo34]

I thought Metamucil was high-fiber, meaning it gives you a hellafied shit, almost diarrhea because your insides are being completely scrubbed out.

 

[bigmik44]

I thought Metamucil was high-fiber, meaning it gives you a hellafied shit, almost diarrhea because your insides are being completely scrubbed out.

I do believe this is a medical condition commonly known as "swamp ass".
Metamucil solidifys everything no matter what you eat.

 

[Chip Bronson]

You guys are most likely lactose intolerant, and you don't know it or believe it. Trust me, choose an isolate that is LACTOSE-FREE, not one that is "under 2% lactose and contains lactase enzyme". Trust me, it just doesn't work. I don't know if they underdose the lactase enzyme or they lie about the lactose amounts, but just get one that has NO lactose at all. You will pay a little more, but who cares. You won't have bad shits anymore.

bingo! good call pablo. get a good 100% isolate product and your ass will thank you...

 

[rollinsband]

contrary 2 what someone just said on this site i dont think everyone in the world that dosent drink a gallon of water a day and drink protein shakes and works out gets the shits..thats just rediulous !!! some foods can give u the shits ..your body may be alergic and cant digest certain foods..do not go buy colon cleanser i remember reading an article by arnold long ago talkn about what a rip off colon cleanser was its just a big supplement joke youll just waste money and may end up with serious side effects , i know a guy that took that stuff eddie lahaun lil skinny guy weighs like 90 lb soaken wet ..he messed his colons up now he cant take a shit he has 2 go 2 the hospital every so ofter and have the doctors dig the shit outa his asshole cause he can no longer crap !!!! so try eating smaller meals 3 hours apart and after eating sumthun u notice with in the next 4 or 5 hours ur stomache makes funny growls , u swea t and u end up butt on the old pot seat id drop taht food later

 

[AdamTheStud]

thanks bros..I cut out lactose from my diet and started taking metamucil and lo and behold it seems to be working

 

[Massive690]

i like to poop

 

[willlaz]

ah mudbutt...

 

[krom]

I find that if I sit on the living room floor and drag my ass on the carpet it will clean my ass right up

 

[Peace Division]

I find that if I sit on the living room floor and drag my ass on the carpet it will clean my ass right up

You must be part feline.