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Wunderpus

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Who uses Tinder? This shit is OUT of control, seriously! I have been able to line up a new girl (when I want to, or am free) ever night for the past 3 or so weeks while using this app! It is wild!

Post your pictures, horror stories, success stories and whatever else on this thread!

Here's my first horror story:

Talking to this girl, who is INSANELY hot... We agree to meet up. About 30 minutes before that she hits me up and goes "Um, I'm 10 weeks pregnant with my ex's kid." Being this sick deranged fuck I am, I asked her to send me a picture of her stomach so I could see if she looked pregnant, haha! She didn't, and I figured "Shit, I can't get her pregnant twice." So, on we go.

She's about 10 minutes away at this point, texts me again and goes "Hey, I never tell anyone this, but I feel like I should tell you, I have genital herpes..." Considering the fact I luckily do not, I was out.

Well, that's my horror story, I'll blur out the faces of some of the nasty and dirty girls who send unsolicited nudes in time, too!
 
Wunderpus said:
Who uses Tinder? This shit is OUT of control, seriously! I have been able to line up a new girl (when I want to, or am free) ever night for the past 3 or so weeks while using this app! It is wild!

Post your pictures, horror stories, success stories and whatever else on this thread!

Here's my first horror story:

Talking to this girl, who is INSANELY hot... We agree to meet up. About 30 minutes before that she hits me up and goes "Um, I'm 10 weeks pregnant with my ex's kid." Being this sick deranged fuck I am, I asked her to send me a picture of her stomach so I could see if she looked pregnant, haha! She didn't, and I figured "Shit, I can't get her pregnant twice." So, on we go.

She's about 10 minutes away at this point, texts me again and goes "Hey, I never tell anyone this, but I feel like I should tell you, I have genital herpes..." Considering the fact I luckily do not, I was out.

Well, that's my horror story, I'll blur out the faces of some of the nasty and dirty girls who send unsolicited nudes in time, too!
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Dude Tindr is past my single days but I have Plenty of Fish and Craigslist stories like a motherfucker. I too have banged many a prego chick via POF with the exact same reasoning you have, can't get the ho preggers twice. Married chicks, check! Swinging cuckold situations, triple check! I even have a herpes story myself, but bitch told me after the fact. Let's say I dodged a bullet there.

I don't even know we're to start on this thread but better tag @TANGO.ECHO.KILO and @ebkallday on this one. Shits about to get interesting!
 
Ozzy619 said:
Dude Tindr is past my single days but I have Plenty of Fish and Craigslist stories like a motherfucker. I too have banged many a prego chick via POF with the exact same reasoning you have, can't get the ho preggers twice. Married chicks, check! Swinging cuckold situations, triple check! I even have a herpes story myself, but bitch told me after the fact. Let's say I dodged a bullet there.

I don't even know we're to start on this thread but better tag @TANGO.ECHO.KILO and @ebkallday on this one. Shits about to get interesting!
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Love it. We can include all sketchy online dating. POF is trash now, the good hoes moved to Bumble and Tinder.
 
I used to use tinder A LOT. Made a killing there. But 90% of the time the people were using really old pictures.

I used POF and got much better results. The women feel "safer" since its less about hooking up, even though we ALL hooked up.

Got stories for days.

Tinder:

Met this island chick. Fine as hell, in her pictures. I drove an hour to meet her at a bar. She was easily 25lbs heavier than advertised...and only about 5 foot. So I downed a few shots and hit it in my car. :oops:

Next met a "35 year old" who was actually 47. She takes me to a bar and is killing the alcohol. Then gets billegerent and starts yelling at everyone. Finally I got up to leave. She followed me to the parking lot and begged me to stay...and gave me some parking lot dome.

On POF...
Met this chick for dinner. We didnt get along at all. Worst match ever. Afyer dinner I try to take her back to her place and drop her off. She asks me to go for a walk on the beach. I said ok, still nothing. So Im driving her home and she just un buttons my jeans and starts jerking me. Took her to my place and she looked like she had NEVER shaved the v jay jay. :mad:
Still hit it.


Tinder is easy to use, but Pof will is better IMO
 
I happened across a few girls who had attended religious based college...

Freakiest chics I've ever met to this day...

The one girl, first night I met her I don't think there was anything we didn't do.
 
Wunderpus said:
My age search bracket is 18-24, I doubt many are married. I'm into younger girls now, they're less fucked up. I'm here to fill that void :D
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you'd be surprised how many 20-24 year olds are already married! Maybe stick to the 18-19 bracket o_O (but seriously, actually recently heard a study that was done and they claim 80% of tinder are married people!!!!!)... ok enough of the serious stuff, not a place for it here :p

what you mean is.... you wanna fuck them up early so they are damaged goods by the time they reach 20 or 25... lol

just remember, don't ask for seconds, that's how you get attached to crazies... just boom boom next! got it?

...this is gonna be a fun thread, I can already tell... and based on what I have gotten to know about you, it will definitely be entertaining!!!
 
Me and wife use it with great success. But I must say there are some fucking wackos out there. Some chick claiming to be in 30s we talked to for a bit exchanged numbers and she starts sending me photos of her blowing different dudes. She text me for about a week with out me responding. And her blowing dudes was not her tinder pic.
 
Eman said:
I happened across a few girls who had attended religious based college...

Freakiest chics I've ever met to this day...

The one girl, first night I met her I don't think there was anything we didn't do.
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That was how my last girl was. We met at a hotel, did everything under the sun for HOURS... Dude, the cleaning crew walked in because I didn't hear the door knock at 11am and she was riding me... LOL. The dude just laughed and said "OOOOOOHHH NEEEVERMIIIIIIND!"

*last girl meaning last relationship. Should've known she was fucking insane...
 
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I ain't proud but all summer I went nuts on tinder :oops: stories galore too.

First girl I ever met on tinder wanted to go 4x4ing she knew this nice little honey hole we went and then I got fucking stuck and she said everyone gets stuck there then suggested we hop in the back while waiting for her friend to come and tow us out... Ya that sounded like a terrible idea to me I didn't care how hot she was I got out grabbed my rescue kit and rigged up a pullie system to tow myself out then dropped her off after getting road head on the way home said I'd message then deleted her off tinder.

Protip never give out your actual number just use the app lol.

Couple solid success stories though, met a girl 9/10 she said she was super religious during the date so I said whatever she's hot and smart I'll just let it be had a solid date at the end of it she asked if I wanted to come in and I wasn't down to just cuddle my night away I'd rather sleep so I said its late I should go she grabs my crouch and said that's the only answer that was getting you laid tonight... Eman is right the religious ones are down for anything! Father was a pasture and she works at the church too lol.

Met a girl I was dating for a few weeks unreal sex I was on tren then she was telling me how her friend kept getting one pump chumps and asked if I could give her a fun time so I was game then that turned into a 3some after a few times to streamline it:D she got crazy and clingy so I bounced.

Current girlfriend is from tinder too but it's a serious relationship now, she's a 10/10 working on becoming a doctor so crazy smart.... Also was very innocent and that's over with she's game for everything and has ideas I've never even thought off:cool: couldn't have asked for a better woman right now to be honest
 
Never used tinder. But back in my piece of shit days i used to get mad booty off all different kinds of social media.

I actually met my current girlfriend on some generic dating app. Been together like a year and a half now.
 
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