Wedding today

[MANWHORE]

I am the bestman and i don't have a speech ready. What should i say

 

[ramboj70]

I am the bestman and i don't have a speech ready. What should i say

very easy bro, just stand up and say thank you and sit back down, works everytime, LOL who is it, just say something like joe schmoe is a great guy I knew he would find the girl of his dreams, there is so much he has to offer this chick, (then go into a little about his past) I remember when joe schmoe was 15 years old I he cared about was his AAS. dont say that but something about what brought him to his and her very special day, here is some great advice, dont drink until you gave your speech, you will be saying all kinds of goofie shit, good luck have a great time bro,

 

[MANWHORE]

very easy bro, just stand up and say thank you and sit back down, works everytime, LOL who is it, just say something like joe schmoe is a great guy I knew he would find the girl of his dreams, there is so much he has to offer this chick, (then go into a little about his past) I remember when joe schmoe was 15 years old I he cared about was his AAS. dont say that but something about what brought him to his and her very special day, here is some great advice, dont drink until you gave your speech, you will be saying all kinds of goofie shit, good luck have a great time bro,

LMFAO... I was joking with my friend telling him i was going to say " Let's give a toast to a great guy and great girl.. Thank you" and sit down. Trust me when i say people are watching my alcohol intake from the time i get to his house. I may even get a breathalizer
My wife and sisters were supprised i was so good at my wedding,but i told them i know when i have to do something important. I get drunk when i have nothing else to do. My friend is taking a Xanax before the church because he gets nervous in front of people.

 

[sweettart29]

LMFAO... I was joking with my friend telling him i was going to say " Let's give a toast to a great guy and great girl.. Thank you" and sit down. Trust me when i say people are watching my alcohol intake from the time i get to his house. I may even get a breathalizer
My wife and sisters were supprised i was so good at my wedding,but i told them i know when i have to do something important. I get drunk when i have nothing else to do. My friend is taking a Xanax before the church because he gets nervous in front of people.

Man don't worry about it I am sure u will think of something...Good luck and have fun...oh yeah and drink a few for me lol

 

[MANWHORE]

I'm gonna wing it when i get there. My wife is in it too,so i have to go help her get ready. Everything is such a big deal to women

 

[Bob Smith]

Bring back pictures of the bridesmaids.

 

[ramboj70]

Bring back pictures of the bridesmaids.

yep BS said it bring back pictures of the girls, the man you want to ask for a speech is Chip, LMFAO you will be kick out you get one of his speaches, just be yourself bro and have a good time. and dont forget the pictures

 

[thick]

talk about how he got robbed by the prostitute at his bachelors party. That will get the attn. off of ya

 

[MANWHORE]

talk about how he got robbed by the prostitute at his bachelors party. That will get the attn. off of ya

LOL I did it. It lasted about 30sec,but people liked it. They said it was to the point and DJs don't like long speeches anyway. It wasn't as cool as my wedding,but i think that had alot to do with the DJ. he was an older guy and my DJ was young. We did alot more dancing and other stuff at my wedding,but mine cost more too. I got to dance with my friends cousin who i had a crush on when i was younger... gotta watch,my wife might see me writting this.. She came up to me out of nowhere and asked me if i wanted to dance with her and i told her that i've been waiting for this moment for a long time. She laughed,and she has a great smile. I'm married and she is too,so i knew it wasn't going anywhere,but it was nice. She has such a great smile..... OK let me stop there. I love my wife.
All in all it was cool. The bridesmaids sister got chocked in the bathroom because she caught the flowers. Another girl wanted them and she got pissed that she didn't catch them,but that's a long story. The cops came and got names. My friend got pissed,but i stayed out of it. I didn't see anything anyway. They called me after it all happened.... Umm Is it wrong for me to be thinking of my friends sister,because she looked so nice. She's so sweet too,but yeah i'm married and so is she.. OK i'll shut up now. I had enough to drink to put me to sleep but i'm not too bad. My wife is in the shower,which is why i'm on the board now. She got pissed at me a few times because she said i wasn't paying attention to her,but i was getting caught up in all the wedding stuff and i didn't mean it. O well,i guess all women want a guys full attention. I think she was just a little tired. It's so hard to please everyone. I hope everyones night was as good as mine. Well,i'm going to bed now,maybe i'll get on tomorrow. Man,i just can't stop... forget it,goodnight....... O yeah,i brough my camera,so i'll see what pics i can post

 

[Rod]

Umm Is it wrong for me to be thinking of my friends sister,because she looked so nice. She's so sweet too,

Manwhore, good job on being the best man. Sounds like it was fun. There is nothing wrong with lusting after your friends sister. Well actually it is wrong, but friends sisters are some of the best things in life. Well friends sisters and black haired brown eyed convenience store girls. Just don't get carried away.

 

[MANWHORE]

Well friends sisters and black haired brown eyed convenience store girls.

LOL She has black hair and brown eyes,and My wife has blonde hair green eyes. I guess their right when they say the grass always looks greener on the other side. Well,i couldn't get many pics because i had to do my part in it,but this is what i have. 2 pics of the church and the bridesmaids backs
O and my friend is in one of the pics. Not the guy getting married,another friend. I do have alot of pics of Vegas and Bermuda/cruise on this camera,if you want to see those

 

[ramboj70]

LOL She has black hair and brown eyes,and My wife has blonde hair green eyes. I guess their right when they say the grass always looks greener on the other side. Well,i couldn't get many pics because i had to do my part in it,but this is what i have. 2 pics of the church and the bridesmaids backs
O and my friend is in one of the pics. Not the guy getting married,another friend. I do have alot of pics of Vegas and Bermuda/cruise on this camera,if you want to see those

nice pic bro, I want to see the sister, you got me curious man, I dont want to leave this pc I want to be the first to see her pic, nice to see you had a good time bro, now dont be going to sleep thinkig about that girl, you might start calling her name out in your sleep and your wife will beat your ass, LOL

 

[MANWHORE]

nice pic bro, I want to see the sister, you got me curious man, I dont want to leave this pc I want to be the first to see her pic, nice to see you had a good time bro, now dont be going to sleep thinkig about that girl, you might start calling her name out in your sleep and your wife will beat your ass, LOL

I didn't get a pic of her
I was too busy looking at her to think about getting my camera

 

[ramboj70]

I didn't get a pic of her
I was too busy looking at her to think about getting my camera

you know your going to be thinking about her for a while, I hate when that happens,

 

[thick]

grass is always greener. good restraint. I read b/n the lines and know what you want to type. You need to create a new name and type what you are thinking and get it off your chest