Who likes Techno?

crewboss said:
OH MY GAY GOD SOMEONE MAKE THIS THREAD STOP

I can't believe this thread has lasted this long. Of course I am one of the people responsible for the longevity of the "is Christianity the only way to God" or whatever that thread was. But still this one is way way, way way way, way way, waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy worse.:D
 
I wanna hear more...horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn hooooooooooooooooooooorn.
 
Techno is not gay whatsoever, why I was there last saturday night. It went like this..... I rolled up to the club on my skateboard just in time for the topless man dance.

Made my entrance, cool as ever in my flourescent orange g-string with my handkerchief tucked in on the left side. On my feet were the latest jordans, unlaced with the tongue pulled out as far as possible. On my freshly shaved and oiled chest was a yellow spaghetti tank top complimented with five fake gold chains and a bandana wrapped around my three inch neck.

On my shoulder was the latest lois vuitton man bag half open with my gucci purse carefully placed in full view. On my head was a nike baseball cap, aligned at 45 degrees complimented with a big gold stud in my nose, tongue, eyebrow and left eyeball.

As I started dancing I noticed Thick and Fast Food hiding in the corner pumping up with their plastic dumbells and a hot diddly doo homo hairstyle.

It was a fabulous night
 
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