Congress has found a link between teen suicide and anabolic steroids. Steroid Nation has found a link between Eliot Spitzer and anabolic steroids. And now MESO-Rx has found a link between Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup and anabolic steroids!
Actor Vince Vaughn was a guest on David Letterman last month. Letterman located a 1990 anti-steroid CBS Schoolbreak Special called “The Fourth Man” featuring Vince Vaughn and Peter Billingsley. Vaughn confronts a juiced-up Billingsley about his steroid use and almost gets his ass kicked (“Vince Vaughn fights roid-raging Ralphie,” February 8)!
Oh, and the link between steroids and Hershey’s Syrup. Peter Billingsley played “Messy Marvin” as a child actor in the classic Hershey’s syrup commercials. Excessive Hershey’s Syrup consumption as a child could lead to anabolic steroid use as an adult according to this newly discovered anecdotal evidence. Watch the video clip of innocent Messy Marvin and then the murderous and violent steroid-enhanced Messy Marvin.
The following embedded clip of the ‘roid rage’ scene from the CBS Schoolbreak Special The Fourth Man may or may not work. The clip can also be seen at PopSugar.com at 7:07 minutes into the clip.
About the author
Millard writes about anabolic steroids and performance enhancing drugs and their use and impact in sport and society. He discusses the medical and non-medical uses of anabolic-androgenic steroids while advocating a harm reduction approach to steroid education.
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