Tips for avoiding jail for new users ordering online

Use a trt clinic to get your gear . If not don't sign anything and only order domestic

Doesn't matter if you sign or not. If you accept the package or have it in your possession you are busted. Controlled deliveries, bro I've been through more than one.
 
What ended up happening to him? And just curious, did he have priors?

Lecture from the cops. Each one of us separately. Overweight cop warning us about the health dangers of steroids :rolleyes:

Busted up his room for not cooperating. Just browsed mine and the other roommate's. I told the cheap-ass not to order from Thailand and pay a little more elsewhere. Did he listen or inform me, no of course not!
 
Lecture from the cops. Each one of us separately. Overweight cop warning us about the health dangers of steroids :rolleyes:

Busted up his room for not cooperating. Just browsed mine and the other roommate's. I told the cheap-ass not to order from Thailand and pay a little more elsewhere. Did he listen or inform me, no of course not!

Sorry Spectre, I know this shit ain't funny, but I am just picturing this tubby officer standing there, after lecturing you, breathing heavily and sweating, saying something like "Sooooo, these little pink pills here... how many of these would a guy take per day if he were, say, trying to lose some weight?".
 
He actually brought up Arnold Schwarzenegger and his health. I honestly had to hold back the laughter, let alone grin. Asking me if I wanted to end up like Arnold, uh yeah rich and ripped. Sure sounds good to me.

This bozo cop was about 5' 7" @ 220+ pounds. He looked like an overweight Bob "The Goon" from the 1989 Batman movie.
 
He actually brought up Arnold Schwarzenegger and his health. I honestly had to hold back the laughter, let alone grin. Asking me if I wanted to end up like Arnold, uh yeah rich and ripped. Sure sounds good to me.

This bozo cop was about 5' 7" @ 220+ pounds. He looked like an overweight Bob "The Goon" from the 1989 Batman movie.

"No, no sir, I definitely would not like to end up like Arnold (as you sit in front of a poster of Arnold on your wall, and 5 'Arnold M&F commemorative issues' sitting on the coffee table)."
 
Hey Dorian is drawn on my gym walls and his videos play on a constant loop.... I'm so sick of Dorian....
 
I was raided back in 02 and it wasn't for gear lets say, there is a protocol that is followed when it comes to doors being kicked in. One seized package is def not going to do it. Usually it takes someone buying more then 2 or 3xs...
 
I get random packages all the time from advertisers and I open them . I don't know what they are . You just need a good lawyer . People have gotten away with much worse because of a good lawyer

May work, but 9 times out of 10 LE will have more than one dot. All the more reason to have a clean house, a clean computer/phone, untraceable money trail, and a tight lip. Too many dots and I don't care how good the attorney is, you're in deep shit.
Controlled deliveries don't usually happen with one dot. Take inventory of your security measures, fix or minimize your flaws. It's all fun n' games until it's you that gets popped. Good luck to all.
 
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