rubbing one out before a workout?

[hotdog23]

I'm gonna give it a shot and let you know how I do [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]8==[emoji109]=0[emoji97]

I like banging my wife after the gym, she looks sexy at the gym and a bunch of dudes always are checking her out.
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This is bullshit. My emojis never show up and @pumpingiron22 won't tell me how to do it

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

They won't show up on the original format but on tapatalk they work...I think

 

[pumpingiron22]

This is bullshit. My emojis never show up and @pumpingiron22 won't tell me how to do it

Lol tappa talk im not sure if it depends on you phone I have a s galaxy.

 

[pumpingiron22]

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[hotdog23]

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Show off

Is that a pop-art commentary on the institution marriage??

 

[hotdog23]

Lmao. Was supposed to be at gym 2 hours ago but I fucked the hell outta the misses... An then this happened



Foreal. She took a bunch of embarrassing photos with her face an my sleeping naked ass in the background, titled it "I fucked your bitch" and sent it to all my friends

Edit: not a flattering physique photo, I kno

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Lmao p-r-e-t-t-y damn funny

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Now wait till she falls asleep and drape your pecker past her eyes over her nose and snap a "selfie". Gonzo bitch. Send it to her friends

 

[hotdog23]

Lmao p-r-e-t-t-y damn funny

Lol if only I left my face in. Like I was drugged in a Mexican vet clinic

 

[hotdog23]

Now wait till she falls asleep and drape your pecker past her eyes over her nose and snap a "selfie". Gonzo bitch. Send it to her friends

Your right I gotta retailiate. Editing technology should be able to get the shaft all the way down the nose

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Your right I gotta retailiate. Editing technoIogy should be able to get the shaft all the way down the nose

No worries man. Just move your balls up higher on the forehead. Snap with the right frame and Itll look like dirk digglers schlong. Send it to HER friends. Theyll be so impressed

 

[hotdog23]

Hehehe

Guys don't blast me when I post my dong on face revenge photo... Aw poor thing it's gonna be after leg day and I already worked 9 hours in these compression shorts

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

As a joke some times ill wear a god awful christmas sweater you know around the holidays. Snap some pictures of course wearing no pants. Drinking coffee and looking smug. Send it out to unsuspecting friends or whatever. Title the email under a off topic subject so they won't suspect a thing. The look on their face, priceless. Oh how we LAUGHED

 

[hotdog23]

Lolol b careful @gymfag88 will think it's a dick showing party

 

[CeymoreButtz]

Lmao. Was supposed to be at gym 2 hours ago but I fucked the hell outta the misses... An then this happened

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Foreal. She took a bunch of embarrassing photos with her face an my sleeping naked ass in the background, titled it "I fucked your bitch" and sent it to all my friends

Edit: not a flattering physique photo, I kno

LMFAO Hotdog, Too Fucking Funny.... You have to plan something good for this revenge!

 

[Kevevans34]

Lmao that's to funny bro at least she is cool and has a sense of humor

 

[FuriousWO]

You bang with socks on?

 

[MANWHORE]

I rub them out everywhere..

I was in the woods once
hunting deer and I got so horny from the buck
spray, I masterbated on a tree

M

 

[hotdog23]

You bang with socks on?

LOL it was spontaneous. Had her lookin like your avi

 

[FuriousWO]

Lmfao!!!!