Want to run my first cycle but..

[Manny]

I'm on longterm and will never tell my girl, too much stigma to deal with and it will always end up being used against you somewhere along the line. i always stick with glute shots, i inject twice a week and never go off, occasionally you will have a bad shot and you just have to be careful not to show your ass cheek to her in the light when it happens.. but really it happens rarely. I'd be way more worried about how your body will react and possible libido/erection function changes because it will be way harder to explain to your wife why you are limp when she wants sex.

This is the only reason that I would tell her if you're sooooo against it. Your body WILL fuck up and she will be super pissed. It'll be the "who are you fucking since you can't fuck me" fight. Ya know.

 

[Newton]

Here's what I would do. One week after starting the cycle bring her home flowers. When she asks why you did that, say you don't know but you just felt like it. Every week do this and throw in a couple of nights out for dinner also. Clean up the kitchen a few times after dinner stop throwing your dirty clothes on the floor and open the car door for her. Then slip in the fact that it must be the gear that makes you such a nice guy. As soon as you come off stop the flowers and the nights out. Pile the dirty dishes in the sink and leave you sweaty underwear on the bedroom floor. She will want you back on ASAP. Women can be trained just like Pavlov's dogs

lol I think she would call BS and see through those moves. Might look better with no behavior change.

Good news. Kind of how it started with my permission as well. First it was run a little more test, then year later some more compounds, then again later, then it was like how long are you going to do this? To now it is just part of being even able to attain my goals, impossible without. Her biggest concern is I would want other women... Luckily for me it really doesn't make my libido anything special, I guess. Make sure your source is good, and E2 is dialed in. I get much worse from things like low test and being shut down, or from severe caloric restriction. I'm on tren currently and probably even more mellow than before, but I haven't done any crazy dieting while on it.

Good luck, hopefully you can have a solid cycle.

Thanks, working on a solid gear source. Not 100% ready to make the buy yet. My libido didn't change one bit on orals. E2 should be fine at that point, blood work and physical in a few weeks anyways.

 

[D-Ballin]

The orals don't affect libido too much, the testosterone will, but your mileage may vary. And I wouldn't worry about bullshitting your behaviour. She'll like what she sees without you having to try on test. Channeling the extra energy and drive in a positive way won't hurt though.

Good luck brother. You're in the best possible place to get all the info you need. Do your due diligence, and then have fun!

 

[anonynmous39596706]

lol I think she would call BS and see through those moves.

Probably wouldn't work but it did make for a good story. In all honesty, don't do anything fucked up on cycle or it will be your last even if the cycle has nothing to do with it. I have a buddy that screwed up a few months after starting HRT and his wife wanted to pull the plug on that. It had nothing to do with the HRT but she did not like it and was looking for any excuse for him to stop. The smoother it goes the better the chance for a future run.

 

[Sampei]

Test will give you a boost in libido 95%, at least my first cycle was awesome in that department. Almost annoying. you can't function properly if the only thing you are thinking about is pussy ahaha

The next cycles it has been milder, depends sometimes on the dosage as well.
For example on 500test and 500 tren i have a normal ++ libido, and e2 are in check.

I decreased the test and left the tren untouched, man I was a fucking machine lol
sometime libido goes up and down during a cycle, but trust me, when your ass will become hard as a rock due to nice squat + AAS, bang the shit out of her and while you do it, make sure she put her hands on it... she will be so turned on that she will buy AAS for you ahaha

 

[crossfitisgay]

Test will give you a boost in libido 95%, at least my first cycle was awesome in that department. Almost annoying. you can't function properly if the only thing you are thinking about is pussy ahaha

The next cycles it has been milder, depends sometimes on the dosage as well.
For example on 500test and 500 tren i have a normal ++ libido, and e2 are in check.

I decreased the test and left the tren untouched, man I was a fucking machine lol
sometime libido goes up and down during a cycle, but trust me, when your ass will become hard as a rock due to nice squat + AAS, bang the shit out of her and while you do it, make sure she put her hands on it... she will be so turned on that she will buy AAS for you ahaha

its true girls love the glutes

 

[Newton]

Test will give you a boost in libido 95%, at least my first cycle was awesome in that department. Almost annoying. you can't function properly if the only thing you are thinking about is pussy ahaha

The next cycles it has been milder, depends sometimes on the dosage as well.
For example on 500test and 500 tren i have a normal ++ libido, and e2 are in check.

I decreased the test and left the tren untouched, man I was a fucking machine lol
sometime libido goes up and down during a cycle, but trust me, when your ass will become hard as a rock due to nice squat + AAS, bang the shit out of her and while you do it, make sure she put her hands on it... she will be so turned on that she will buy AAS for you ahaha

Seems like tren helps mellow the mood out with test a bit from just general reading. I'm just going to stick to the simple 500mg test e. I thought about dbol for the mass I'd like to get but hopefully time for that later. I need to see how just the test feels. Either way seems like it's going to be a hell of a ride.

 

[Notits]

If you figure out what you are doing and you start taking gear - unless she has down syndrome she is going to figure you out pretty quick. Your body is going to be changing rapidly whether it be water or muscle, your dick will be hard all the time. You will not be the same person on the inside or the outside.
Show her some respect and talk to her honestly about it before hand. And I'm not recommending asking for permission but take the mystery and the ignorance out of it for her.
If she cant look beyond the gear....

If that isn't the right option you should look into getting a different woman. I won't have a single person in my life that I feel I have to hide from.

 

[Heynow]

Seems like tren helps mellow the mood out with test a bit from just general reading. I'm just going to stick to the simple 500mg test e. I thought about dbol for the mass I'd like to get but hopefully time for that later. I need to see how just the test feels. Either way seems like it's going to be a hell of a ride.

Not sure Tren has mellowed the mood of anyone, ever. Better research that one some more.

 

[Notits]

Not sure Tren has mellowed the mood of anyone, ever. Better research that one some more.

@HuckingFuge

 

[SEOINAGE]

Not sure Tren has mellowed the mood of anyone, ever. Better research that one some more.

Does for me. Other than wanting to make drastic changes to a lot of things in my life, pretty dang mellow.

 

[grey]

I need to see how just the test feels.

My wife was afraid of mood changes even when I started simple TRT let alone cycle levels but I never experienced nor have I seen many true mental shifts from Test along even at gram/week+ dosages (my max dose has been 500mg/week). She hasn't noted any mood shifts either.

What my wife does notice is the increased sex drive, sudden presence of a little bit of backne, the massive volume of food I consume (thank god milk isn't a controlled substance), and my unwillingness to skip workouts lest I "waste" the effects of the injections.

All of those effects would have been far harder to hide than the injection site marks which are tiny or the gear which takes up a small amount of room.

 

[gator22]

Grab your ol lady by the tits and tell er I'm doin this and it's final or you can't go shopping anymore. Then come back and tell us how it went. Lol

 

[anonynmous39596706]

Grab your ol lady by the tits and tell er I'm doin this and it's final or you can't go shopping anymore. Then come back and tell us how it went. Lol

Gator, talking about grabbin your ol lady by the tits, try this it's more fun. Start banging your ol lady doggy style. In the middle of it grab her left tit with your right hand and her right tit with your left hand. When she asks what you are doing, tell her it a trick the girl down the block taught you last night. The goal is to stay on for 8 seconds without getting bucked off. Give it a try and come back and tell us how it went.

 

[Notits]

Gator, talking about grabbin your ol lady by the tits, try this it's more fun. Start banging your ol lady doggy style. In the middle of it grab her left tit with your right hand and her right tit with your left hand. When she asks what you are doing, tell her it a trick the girl down the block taught you last night. The goal is to stay on for 8 seconds without getting bucked off. Give it a try and come back and tell us how it went.

Its officially called "the bucking Bronco" and its more challenging if you refer to the other woman being her mother or sister.

 

[gator22]

Gator, talking about grabbin your ol lady by the tits, try this it's more fun. Start banging your ol lady doggy style. In the middle of it grab her left tit with your right hand and her right tit with your left hand. When she asks what you are doing, tell her it a trick the girl down the block taught you last night. The goal is to stay on for 8 seconds without getting bucked off. Give it a try and come back and tell us how it went.

Lol. Yeah the good ol rodeo f--k. Thing is if I get bucked off that crazy coonass will twist off and try to cut off my pecker. lol.