Tren Ace FACE bloat MYSTERY finally SOLVED! Plugged Lymph Glands plugged!

Until you know what it feels like to have balls in the each side of your cheek like this:
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Please kindly don't kid around! This shit sucks.

And cease the BULLSHIT and post any evidence the swelling of this gals face was due to TREN. The suggestion is garbage!
 
You guys give the worst advice. He needs to take black tren to get rid of the dark bile. Once the dark bile is gone, his face swelling will go down. Contact Naps to get this tren, it's only available on their secret menu. Good luck.
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You guys give the worst advice. He needs to take black tren to get rid of the dark bile. Once the dark bile is gone, his face swelling will go down. Contact Naps to get this tren, it's only available on their secret menu. Good luck.
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You forgot to mention that you have to inject in the base of the penis or it isn't effective. ;)
 
Have any of you ever seen a "T-tube", in a post-cholecystectomy patient.

They are rarely used today, but were inserted to drain bile from the biliary tract (common bile duct) after the GB was removed.

However they were relatively common place during my training years and being MS knowing whether the tube was properly FUNCTIONING and it's output was an expected portion of post-op rounds. But it's "COLOR" was primarily dependent upon the amount of bile collected and the thickness of the flask itself.

Thus the color of bile MEANS NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILTCH, ZERO
GOT IT!


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Have any of you ever seen a "T-tube", in a post-cholecystectomy patient.

They are rarely used today, but were inserted to drain bile from the biliary tract (common bile duct) after the GB was removed.

However they were relatively common place during my training years and being MS knowing whether the tube was properly FUNCTIONING and it's output was an expected portion of post-op rounds. But it's "COLOR" was primarily dependent upon the amount of bile collected and the thickness of the flask itself.

Thus the color of bile MEANS NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILTCH, ZERO
GOT IT!


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For years many have complained about having a puffy face/facial bloat on tren ace but at the same time feeling "lean" and "vascular" everywhere else.

It think it's a matter of lymph glands being plugged/blocked because tren lowers the immune function, The same thing is happening other places (to some extent) but it's just more visible in the face. Sometimes you might have swelling cheeks due to swollen/plugged lymph nodes in front of your ear. You will tend to have swollen cheeks near the ears as well as neck.

"Swollen lymph nodes usually occur as a result of exposure to bacteria or viruses. When swollen lymph nodes are caused by an infection, this is known as lymphadenitis (lim-fad-uh-NIE-tis). Rarely, swollen lymph nodes are caused by cancer."

"At each successive node the lymph fluid is filtered and bacteria is removed. If lymph fluid is blocked in one lymph node it will usually take a detour, but when blockage is extreme it can cause the lymph fluid to back up and cause swelling in the surrounding tissue, a condition known as lymphedema."

Tren ace is known for causing lymph nodes and somehow this can be expediting a puffy face for certain people.

What remedie or natural home remedies that are effective like turmeric, apple cider vinegar, garlic,etc take care of these lymph glands and reduce facial swelling from tren if this was true?

If not what else could fight this "tren face bloat" or blocked/plugged lymph/glands nodes? Maybe not enough BA in the tren thus bacteria infected tren causing this reaction?


Here are some user's experience with this tren face bloat I found by doing a quick google search:










(picture of tren bloat)(random image on google of swollen cheeks)
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Now this is one ugly son of bitch.

Studies that demonstrate tren plugs lymph nodes because of bacterial or viral infection would be appreciated.

Wtf are you talking about? E2 causes h2o retention. For you to start a thread claiming that tren "plugs up lymph nodes" is absurd.
 
Will someone please take the sign down out front that says "dumb Fuck storage?". Cause storing dumb fucks aint meso's job.

Seriously where do these people come from, and to think some are not only cycling but also "brewing" AAS. If this kind of garbage is being read by FDA/DEA bureaucrats how does it make those who use AAS responsibly appear?

Guys completely nonsensical "theories" of this nature is/was a MAJOR reason AAS are now scheduled substances. Of course the errors of youthfulness from guys wanting to "poke" anything with a "ho", their often irrational thought processes, and reckless behavior compounded by a sense of invincibility sure didn't help matters.

Pull up the DEA/FDA AAS hearings conducted years ago and read the testimonials and you will soon realize what I'm referring to, "bro-science" (in which the "theory of anything" is propagated based on the "everyone is different " principle) has done those who want to use AAS as PED a huge disservice!
 
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I'm confused. Has the tren face bloat mystery been solved or not? The world wants to know
Not yet.

Typically people who complain of this tren bloat only notice that their cheeks swell/puff up while everywhere else they are lean and even that their jaw seems more defined. It seems like people who are predisposed to having fat on their will also be the first place to swell up as well and I'm guessing your bodies lymph glands clog and swell up when it notices the rest your body starts to dry up and thus it's more notable in the face as a reaction from like tren, npp, winstrol, etc....

Just a theory.

The bloat from dbol, test, anadrol is different as it can be swelled down and taken care of with ai, cardio, water, and diet while with "dry compounds" it seems like no matter how guys are dry everywhere else those who are predisposed by whatever means swell up and notice it in the face and cheeks specifically. Like so:
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I have a "theory" also. My theory, Elvis is alive, well and continues to sing incognito on the Vegas under the name of "Elvis impersonators", but it's REALLY Elvis!

A "scientific theory" applies general EVIDENCE BASED FACTS as a means of explaining a specific cause and effect relationship.

Consequently if the facts that provide the basis for a theory are misunderstood or misapplied the "theory" is destined for the trash can.

And the latter is why what you're suggesting belongs in a LANDFILL covered with all the other "broscience" garbage that permeates many PED forums.

Thank goodness few Meso members take the BS you spill seriously!
 
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I have a "theory" also. My theory, Elvis is alive, well and continues to sing incognito on the Vegas under the name of "Elvis impersonators", but it's REALLY Elvis!

A "scientific theory" applies general EVIDENCE BASED FACTS as a means of explaining a specific cause and effect relationship.

Consequently if the facts that provide the basis for a theory are misunderstood or misapplied the "theory" is destined for the trash can.

And the latter is why what you're suggesting belongs in a LANDFILL covered with all the other "broscience" garbage that permeates many PED forums.

Thank goodness few Meso members take the BS you spill seriously!
Alright than, I guess some people will be stuck with a bloated face on tren no matter what.
 
Alright than, I guess some people will be stuck with a bloated face on tren no matter what.

Yep and for those few that actually believe such an affliction not only exists, but is "due to Tren", thank goodness they have YOU as a resource, for theories on BULLSHIT!
 
Out of curiosity the only illuminescent bile" studies I could locate involved RATS but what's even MORE IMPORTANT, the bile was deliberately tagged with an chromophore.

The latter was done to follow the FLOW OF BILE on pathological slides to better understand its origin, production and secretion with NONPOLARIZING light.

Fact is, this technique greatly enhanced our scientific understanding of the DIFFERENCES between human and rodent hepatic function.

The net effect was considerable, bc it's now KNOWN rodent hepatic functioning is, in many ways, anything but an ideal comparative human animal model!

So be cognizant of this when reviewing studies that involve rodents as the hepatic animal model bc it's application to humans (depending upon the study specifics) is likely limited at best.

Jim
 
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It's like you're fucking the girl that keeps giving you gonorrhea. You know she's giving it to you and you know she's not getting it treated yet you keep fucking her and asking why you keep contracting it.
Excellent analogy sir. Inconsequentially, sometimes an answer offered in layman's terms returns a more favorable reaction of understanding, if you will, from the seemingly insusceptible.
 
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